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...eat a chocolate cake while being sodomised by the leg of a wooden chair.
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Thats when it hit me, this was exacly what my horoscope told me was going to happen today
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I was being raped by a ninja,before I could notice they were....
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turning into the mutant pizza that they had eaten not 10 minutes earlier.
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Standing there bewildered I had little time to notice the mutant Mozarella Cheese slowly climbing up my leg towards my anus.
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When all of a sudden, 10 cyborg ninja women that were on fire busted into the house and destroyed the mutant pizza with their nipple laser beams of doom.
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That's when the Cheese went straight up my rectum and I screamed "FUCK ME!" at the top of my lungs. The Cyborg Ninja's misunderstood this and began to gang-fuck me.
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One of the cyborg ninjas began to give me head, but I soon realized the cyborg ninjas mouths were made of...
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Chocolate Fish!
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After the cyborg ninjas' chocolate fish-mouths had fully melted, I took stock of the room and realised that...
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... I now had a chocolate covered strap-on that looked extremely tasty and I wanted to share this yummy treat with someone.
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Which is when a hole in time and space opened up in my closet and spewed out 2 demoneses with watermelon sized jumblies and tenticles onto the floor in front of me...
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Upon hearing myself use the word "jumblies," I was stricken with the sense that I'd once...
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used a battery powered lightbulb enforced with radioactive steel plating to combat the Rwandan death squads who
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/ I think the sex was hotter in the thread *stands in a tranquil field*
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Seemed hell bent on water sports with portugeese lesbian gun runners named
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