...eat a chocolate cake while being sodomised by the leg of a wooden chair.

Thats when it hit me, this was exacly what my horoscope told me was going to happen today

I was being raped by a ninja,before I could notice they were....

turning into the mutant pizza that they had eaten not 10 minutes earlier.

Standing there bewildered I had little time to notice the mutant Mozarella Cheese slowly climbing up my leg towards my anus.

When all of a sudden, 10 cyborg ninja women that were on fire busted into the house and destroyed the mutant pizza with their nipple laser beams of doom.

That's when the Cheese went straight up my rectum and I screamed "FUCK ME!" at the top of my lungs. The Cyborg Ninja's misunderstood this and began to gang-fuck me.

One of the cyborg ninjas began to give me head, but I soon realized the cyborg ninjas mouths were made of...

Chocolate Fish!

After the cyborg ninjas' chocolate fish-mouths had fully melted, I took stock of the room and realised that...

... I now had a chocolate covered strap-on that looked extremely tasty and I wanted to share this yummy treat with someone.

Which is when a hole in time and space opened up in my closet and spewed out 2 demoneses with watermelon sized jumblies and tenticles onto the floor in front of me...

Upon hearing myself use the word "jumblies," I was stricken with the sense that I'd once...

used a battery powered lightbulb enforced with radioactive steel plating to combat the Rwandan death squads who

/ I think the sex was hotter in the thread *stands in a tranquil field*

Seemed hell bent on water sports with portugeese lesbian gun runners named