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rogue49 · 11-10-2003, 07:28 PM

The Washington Post asked readers to take any word form the dictionary…alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter…and supply a new definition!

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Here are some recent winners:

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease (this one got extra credit).

Karmageddon: It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.

Glibido: All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

And, the pick of the liter(ature):

Ignoranus: A person who’s both stupid and an asshole.

hmm...I seem to experience sarchasm a lot,
usually by a ignoranus.

bernadette · 11-10-2003, 09:09 PM

<b>paranudia</b>: a psychosis marked by declothing and irrational nudity usu. without hallucinations

<small>ok. i'll try again later : P</small>

bundy · 11-10-2003, 11:06 PM

incoknito adj., adv., n., pl. -tos, -ti /-ti/. 1. hiding ones penis, its appearance, etc, esp. to avoid recognition. 2. false penis or disguise used to hide ones own penis. [It, from Latin: unknown]

empu · 11-10-2003, 11:40 PM

lamous -- 1. Someone undeservedly famous. 2. Britney Spears.

lordjeebus · 11-10-2003, 11:42 PM

Porkidge: Capri Sun-style Hormel liquid meat product for breakfast on-the-go

Munku · 11-11-2003, 12:06 AM

Turkie

What my 12th grade calc teacher called all his students.

I miss you Mr. Boggs!

Macheath · 11-11-2003, 12:12 AM

flamous - a famous person whose mention is a notable trigger for arguments on the internet. They may or may not also be lamous.

dognity - something that most chihuahuas and poodles seem to lack.

rogue49 · 11-12-2003, 01:53 PM

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Originally posted by bundy
incoknito adj., adv., n., pl. -tos, -ti /-ti/. 1. hiding ones penis, its appearance, etc, esp. to avoid recognition. 2. false penis or disguise used to hide ones own penis. [It, from Latin: unknown]

*cough* *cough*

Fremen · 11-12-2003, 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by Munku
Turkie

What my 12th grade calc teacher called all his students.

I miss you Mr. Boggs!

I had a shop teacher named Mr. Boggs.
He was missing some fingers.
Poor Mr. Boggs.

I miss you Mr. Boggs!

11-10-2003, 09:09 PM	#2 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	<b>paranudia</b>: a psychosis marked by declothing and irrational nudity usu. without hallucinations <small>ok. i'll try again later : P</small> __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

11-10-2003, 11:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	incoknito adj., adv., n., pl. -tos, -ti /-ti/. 1. hiding ones penis, its appearance, etc, esp. to avoid recognition. 2. false penis or disguise used to hide ones own penis. [It, from Latin: unknown] __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-10-2003, 11:40 PM	#4 (permalink)
empu Crazy	lamous -- 1. Someone undeservedly famous. 2. Britney Spears.

11-10-2003, 11:42 PM	#5 (permalink)
lordjeebus ‚±‚Ìˆó˜U‚ª–Ú‚É“ü‚ç‚Ê‚© Location: College	Porkidge: Capri Sun-style Hormel liquid meat product for breakfast on-the-go

11-11-2003, 12:06 AM	#6 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Turkie What my 12th grade calc teacher called all his students. I miss you Mr. Boggs!

11-11-2003, 12:12 AM	#7 (permalink)
Macheath Junkie Location: Sydney, Australia	flamous - a famous person whose mention is a notable trigger for arguments on the internet. They may or may not also be lamous. dognity - something that most chihuahuas and poodles seem to lack.