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The Washington Post asked readers to take any word form the dictionary…alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter…and supply a new definition!

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Here are some recent winners:

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease (this one got extra credit).

Karmageddon: It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.

Glibido: All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

And, the pick of the liter(ature):

Ignoranus: A person who’s both stupid and an asshole.

hmm...I seem to experience sarchasm a lot,
usually by a ignoranus. ;)

<b>paranudia</b>: a psychosis marked by declothing and irrational nudity usu. without hallucinations

<small>ok. i'll try again later : P</small>

incoknito adj., adv., n., pl. -tos, -ti /-ti/. 1. hiding ones penis, its appearance, etc, esp. to avoid recognition. 2. false penis or disguise used to hide ones own penis. [It, from Latin: unknown]

lamous -- 1. Someone undeservedly famous. 2. Britney Spears.

Porkidge: Capri Sun-style Hormel liquid meat product for breakfast on-the-go

Turkie

What my 12th grade calc teacher called all his students.

I miss you Mr. Boggs!

flamous - a famous person whose mention is a notable trigger for arguments on the internet. They may or may not also be lamous.

dognity - something that most chihuahuas and poodles seem to lack.

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Originally posted by bundy
incoknito adj., adv., n., pl. -tos, -ti /-ti/. 1. hiding ones penis, its appearance, etc, esp. to avoid recognition. 2. false penis or disguise used to hide ones own penis. [It, from Latin: unknown]

:lol: *cough* *cough*

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Originally posted by Munku
Turkie

What my 12th grade calc teacher called all his students.

I miss you Mr. Boggs!

I had a shop teacher named Mr. Boggs.
He was missing some fingers.
Poor Mr. Boggs. :(

I miss you Mr. Boggs!