09-18-2003, 12:18 PM | #1 (permalink) |
The Cover Doesn't Match The Book
Location: in a van down by the river
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dumb stuff in your head?
Here’s something new…I think.
Post a stupid fact that you know. Something that you really don’t have any reason to remember but you do anyway. Don’t be shy, show us all how “trivia smart” you are. I’ll start: Tom Hanks first television role was on the Mr. Rogers program as one of the “Flying Zucchini Brothers”
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09-18-2003, 12:27 PM | #3 (permalink) |
The Cover Doesn't Match The Book
Location: in a van down by the river
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HA HA!! ya! Thats what I'm looking for!
Keep 'em comin' folks!
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09-18-2003, 01:49 PM | #8 (permalink) | |
Sky Piercer
Location: Ireland
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Yeah, I laughed too. I'm such a nerd!
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09-18-2003, 02:39 PM | #10 (permalink) |
disconnected
Location: ignoreland
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James Cameron used to be a truck driver
Lee Harvey Oswald got killed 15 years to the day before I was born. Jonestown happened a week or so before I was born. The Go-Gos were druggy sluts. You can tell when spaghetti is fully cooked by if it sticks to the wall when you throw it. |
09-18-2003, 04:20 PM | #12 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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jim garrison was probably right...
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09-18-2003, 04:30 PM | #13 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Montreal
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"Kemo Sabe" actually means soggy shrub in Navajo.
Almonds and pistachios are the only two nuts mentioned in the bible. In ancient Egypt, when the cat died, the entire family would shave their eyebrows as a sign of mourning. All true, and all useless! |
09-18-2003, 07:41 PM | #14 (permalink) |
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I memorized a license plate on a white Avalanche because my friend's dad has a white Avalanche but I couldn't get close enough to see if it was him, so I thought, "Next time I go over to my friend's house I'll just check to see if their license plates match." That way I'd be able to say to my friend, "Dude, I saw your pops on my way over to school." (my friend's dad works at a hospital close to our university). Kinda pointless for me to have done that, because later on I found out that his dad doesn't even have license plates on it yet (the truck is new). License plate: 6ZTV33. Doesn't really help ya if you don't at least know what state I'm in, so... stuff.
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09-19-2003, 02:18 AM | #15 (permalink) |
Banned
Location: Sydney
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• Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
• There are more chickens than people in the world. • Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey. • Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer. • A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours. And on the subject of the "Wizard of Oz" • The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z; hence the name "OZ". Okay i'm done. |
09-19-2003, 02:19 PM | #18 (permalink) |
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Did you know that Whinnie the Pooh was a hippie? That is why he is always so laid back. He smokes heaps of pot. That also explains why he is always looking for honey. Sever munchies. He never wants to hurt anyone. Even in the most stress provoking situations he still remains calm. And it also explains why he doesnt wear pants.
Piglet is his homosexual lover and dealer. Piglet is the bitch in the relationship. He is always submissive, gives Pooh whatever he wants and loves doing housework. Tigger is on speed which is why he is always bouncing all over the place and why he is always so happy. So next time your reading Whinnie the pooh to your kids think about the message your sending to them... |
09-19-2003, 05:42 PM | #22 (permalink) |
lonely rolling star
Location: Seattle.
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Meg White from The White Stripes is really a robot created by Jack White.
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09-20-2003, 01:24 AM | #27 (permalink) | |
It's All About The Ass!!
Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!
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Asta!!
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09-20-2003, 04:48 PM | #31 (permalink) | |
It's All About The Ass!!
Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!
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Quote:
Asta!!
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07-06-2004, 01:03 PM | #39 (permalink) |
Rawr!
Location: Edmontania
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oooo cool one spider silk is so crazy strong. I don't think you could get enough silk together in time before it decomposed though.
A group of crows is called a murder.
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07-06-2004, 08:23 PM | #40 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: East coast of Canada
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The famous scene in When Harry Met Sally when Billy Crystal starts talking with the funky accent was not scripted. You can see Meg Ryan look at the director for help at one point.
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