It's like wiping your ass with silk. - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

zodiac3k · 08-25-2003, 12:48 PM

ok this is how the thread goes

every reply, or a majority of them, should have a sentence structured like the one in the topic

It's like [everyday mundane task] with [ridiculously fancy or special object]

example:

It's like lighting a cigarette with a flamethrower.

CARRY ON!

Blue · 08-25-2003, 12:50 PM

its like calling a friend with a megaphone

...i dunno =/

Tiger69z · 08-25-2003, 01:35 PM

I think this should be in Tilted nonsense....

It's like putting pr0n in tilted computers...

vermin · 08-25-2003, 05:10 PM

It's like fucking a pig with the Hope Diamond.

It's like lining the catbox with the Mona Lisa.

It's like voting for president with a Florida ballot.

krwlz · 08-25-2003, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by vermin

It's like voting for president with a Florida ballot.

Gotta love that one!!! Its like killing a fly with 12 gauge 00 buck...

crackpot · 08-25-2003, 06:06 PM

It's like waxing the pick-up truck with Almas Beluga caviar.

themilk · 08-25-2003, 06:30 PM

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

irieemon · 08-25-2003, 06:42 PM

like rinsing the cat with Cristal

crackpot · 08-25-2003, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by themilk
Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

First off, welcome to TFP!

Now I think you're unclear on the concept here. Unless... you throw hotdogs casually, on a daily basis, and happen to have access to some special or fancy hallways. Heh. Could be, could be.

Having said that, I am particularly fond of your quote. I believe Ted Danson said it at some gala/function/award ceremony/fundraiser in reference to his and Whoopi Goldberg's sex life, back when they were a thing. Pretty much the only thing he's ever said that really made me laugh. Okay, now I'll shut up.

No, wait. It's like picking your teeth with Queen Elizabeth's nip.

Munku · 08-25-2003, 06:47 PM

Like eating ice cream with a fork.

galaxygirl · 08-25-2003, 07:07 PM

It's like reading Plato to a toddler

galaxygirl · 08-25-2003, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by galaxygirl
It's like reading Plato to a toddler

Ok, so I think I got the concept backwards, but it's late.

Fly · 08-25-2003, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by krwlz
Its like killing a fly with 12 gauge 00 buck...

damn that hurt dude........

it's like ....shavin' your face with a chainsaw...

mirevolver · 08-25-2003, 09:57 PM

It's like catching a mouse with a bear trap.

bernadette · 08-25-2003, 10:10 PM

it's like trimming a bonsai with a chain saw.

laxative · 08-25-2003, 10:18 PM

it's like shooting smack with a turkey baster.

Fremen · 08-26-2003, 01:10 AM

It's like going to the 7-11 in the Space Shuttle.

Mitzkrieg · 08-26-2003, 01:35 AM

it's like getting out of work because of a suicide bus bombing!

slimshaydee · 08-26-2003, 01:55 AM

its like getting caught jacking off in the lobby of the police station

Midlandmadman · 08-26-2003, 06:22 AM

Its like needing glasses as strong as the Hubble telescope.

Gortexfogg · 08-26-2003, 06:53 AM

It's like playing Quake III with a 486.

rockogre · 08-26-2003, 07:18 AM

It's like playing tic tac toe on a mainframe.

It's like towing a golf cart with a locomotive.

It's like playing golf with a railgun.

It's like making toast with a nuclear reactor.

It's like sex with all the Rockettes at once.

skysooner · 08-26-2003, 08:18 AM

It's like swatting a fly with a shovel.

It's like tilling your garden with a tank.

soopadoopa · 08-26-2003, 05:21 PM

It's like having dinner with Ally McBeal.

gallopingwanker · 08-26-2003, 05:31 PM

it's like double fisting your mom....

krwlz · 08-26-2003, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by flyman
damn that hurt dude........

it's like ....shavin' your face with a chainsaw...

Sorry man, you know I love you....Good thing your a FlyMAN so you dont count!!

Its like balancing you checkbook with the nasa computer system.

(BTW, gallupingwanker....your fucking sick...but i live it)

mirevolver · 08-26-2003, 08:27 PM

It's like doing the dishes with a firehose.

Root_Beer_Man · 08-26-2003, 09:16 PM

It's like riding to work on a unicycle

Plan9Senior · 08-26-2003, 11:51 PM

its like bobbing for apples in an outhouse!

Tickford · 08-27-2003, 12:09 AM

Its like typing on you laptop with a jack hammer????

gallopingwanker · 08-27-2003, 06:49 AM

it's like leaving for work at 10:50 a.m.

Conclamo Ludus · 08-27-2003, 08:18 AM

Its like unclogging your toilet with an oil derrick.

rockogre · 08-27-2003, 11:20 AM

It's like suck starting a 747. (I used to know a girl that could suck start a Harley).

It's like kick starting an aircraft carrier.

neddy65 · 08-31-2003, 11:34 AM

It's like riding a bicycle through a car wash
it's like feeding the pigeons with a shotgun

marcopolo · 08-31-2003, 12:55 PM

It's like washing a dog in Clorox then writing on him with magic markers .
Wait , errrr ... we did that . nevermind

mirevolver · 08-31-2003, 02:12 PM

It's like finding your carkeys with a GPS tracker.

0nesh0tw0nder · 08-31-2003, 06:28 PM

it's like making love listening to country music

Fremen · 09-01-2003, 04:51 AM

It's like shaving your face with the Death Star.

gloveshot3 · 09-01-2003, 05:27 AM

like fingering your sister with your brother's hand

hotzot · 09-01-2003, 05:14 PM

like threading a needle with a hammer

08-25-2003, 12:48 PM	#1 (permalink)
zodiac3k Tilted	It's like wiping your ass with silk. ok this is how the thread goes every reply, or a majority of them, should have a sentence structured like the one in the topic It's like [everyday mundane task] with [ridiculously fancy or special object] example: It's like lighting a cigarette with a flamethrower. CARRY ON! __________________ zodiac3k

08-25-2003, 05:10 PM	#4 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	It's like fucking a pig with the Hope Diamond. It's like lining the catbox with the Mona Lisa. It's like voting for president with a Florida ballot. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

08-25-2003, 06:30 PM	#7 (permalink)
themilk Upright Location: Louisiana suburbs	Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway __________________ - = = = = = The Milk

08-25-2003, 07:07 PM	#11 (permalink)
galaxygirl Insane Location: NH	It's like reading Plato to a toddler __________________ Drawing strength from His acceptance, offering all that I am and ever will be

08-25-2003, 09:57 PM	#14 (permalink)
mirevolver Inspired by the mind's eye. Location: Between the darkness and the light.	It's like catching a mouse with a bear trap. __________________ Aside from my great plans to become the future dictator of the moon, I have little interest in political discussions.

08-25-2003, 12:50 PM	#2 (permalink)
Blue avi8r	its like calling a friend with a megaphone ...i dunno =/

08-25-2003, 01:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
Tiger69z Banned Location: Sunny S.FLA	I think this should be in Tilted nonsense.... It's like putting pr0n in tilted computers...

08-25-2003, 06:06 PM	#6 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	It's like waxing the pick-up truck with Almas Beluga caviar.

08-25-2003, 06:42 PM	#8 (permalink)
irieemon Crazy Location: Right where I want to be.	like rinsing the cat with Cristal

08-25-2003, 06:47 PM	#10 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Like eating ice cream with a fork.

08-25-2003, 10:10 PM	#15 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	it's like trimming a bonsai with a chain saw. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

08-25-2003, 10:18 PM	#16 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	it's like shooting smack with a turkey baster.

08-26-2003, 01:10 AM	#17 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	It's like going to the 7-11 in the Space Shuttle. __________________ Google

08-26-2003, 01:35 AM	#18 (permalink)
Mitzkrieg Insane	it's like getting out of work because of a suicide bus bombing!

08-26-2003, 01:55 AM	#19 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	its like getting caught jacking off in the lobby of the police station

08-26-2003, 06:22 AM	#20 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Its like needing glasses as strong as the Hubble telescope. __________________ Its good to be back.

08-26-2003, 06:53 AM	#21 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	It's like playing Quake III with a 486.

08-26-2003, 07:18 AM	#22 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	It's like playing tic tac toe on a mainframe. It's like towing a golf cart with a locomotive. It's like playing golf with a railgun. It's like making toast with a nuclear reactor. It's like sex with all the Rockettes at once. __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom Last edited by rockogre; 08-26-2003 at 07:21 AM..

08-26-2003, 08:18 AM	#23 (permalink)
skysooner Registered User Location: Oklahoma	It's like swatting a fly with a shovel. It's like tilling your garden with a tank.

08-26-2003, 05:21 PM	#24 (permalink)
soopadoopa Crazy	It's like having dinner with Ally McBeal.

08-26-2003, 05:31 PM	#25 (permalink)
gallopingwanker At the Lemonade Stand Location: in a theater near you!	it's like double fisting your mom....

08-26-2003, 08:27 PM	#27 (permalink)
mirevolver Inspired by the mind's eye. Location: Between the darkness and the light.	It's like doing the dishes with a firehose. __________________ Aside from my great plans to become the future dictator of the moon, I have little interest in political discussions.

08-26-2003, 09:16 PM	#28 (permalink)
Root_Beer_Man Crazy	It's like riding to work on a unicycle __________________ >3 Cheers for boobies!!<

08-26-2003, 11:51 PM	#29 (permalink)
Plan9Senior Banned Location: Orange County, California	its like bobbing for apples in an outhouse!

08-27-2003, 12:09 AM	#30 (permalink)
Tickford Insane Location: Australia	Its like typing on you laptop with a jack hammer???? __________________ Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. Samuel Goldwyn

08-27-2003, 06:49 AM	#31 (permalink)
gallopingwanker At the Lemonade Stand Location: in a theater near you!	it's like leaving for work at 10:50 a.m.

08-27-2003, 08:18 AM	#32 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Its like unclogging your toilet with an oil derrick. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

08-27-2003, 11:20 AM	#33 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	It's like suck starting a 747. (I used to know a girl that could suck start a Harley). It's like kick starting an aircraft carrier. __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

08-31-2003, 11:34 AM	#34 (permalink)
neddy65 Loves green eggs and ham Location: I'm just sittin' here watching the world go round and round	It's like riding a bicycle through a car wash it's like feeding the pigeons with a shotgun __________________ If you're travelling at the speed of light, and you turn the headlights on, do they do anything? My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die! Drink Dickens' Hard Cider because nothing makes a girl smile like a Hard DIckens' Cider!

08-31-2003, 12:55 PM	#35 (permalink)
marcopolo I am the anomaly. Location: Motown	It's like washing a dog in Clorox then writing on him with magic markers . Wait , errrr ... we did that . nevermind __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

08-31-2003, 02:12 PM	#36 (permalink)
mirevolver Inspired by the mind's eye. Location: Between the darkness and the light.	It's like finding your carkeys with a GPS tracker. __________________ Aside from my great plans to become the future dictator of the moon, I have little interest in political discussions.

08-31-2003, 06:28 PM	#37 (permalink)
0nesh0tw0nder Tilted Location: Bumfuk	it's like making love listening to country music __________________ "Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln

09-01-2003, 04:51 AM	#38 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	It's like shaving your face with the Death Star. __________________ Google

09-01-2003, 05:27 AM	#39 (permalink)
gloveshot3 Crazy	like fingering your sister with your brother's hand

09-01-2003, 05:14 PM	#40 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	like threading a needle with a hammer __________________ The Bully Boys are here!