battlemouth

Mine would have to be a yellow one that says "Brewster Recreational Field Hockey". Its fun to wear cause im the big football player type.

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colourmeirish

mine is, blue, with a shield that says "P.R.O.T.E.C.T." that stands for, "peers reaching out, to educate the children of today" the main point of protect is to teach kids about anti drugs...


i like to wear it when i smoke up.


:-)

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char

My red one that says "Eveyone Loves an Italian Boy" It's true, isnt it??

marshall26

retro-looking shirt with a dirtbiker on it, below it says "do it in the dirt"

absorbentishe

I've got this Stone Temple Pilot shirt from their tour in '95, the back has a dude on a bi-cycle, that resembles me. It's falling apart now, but I still wear it.

baaa

I am wearing mine now.


Do you like it?

Midnight_Son

Mine's a black T that just says "your band sucks" in the front

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zodiac3k

my fav is a simple red puma tshirt with a black puma symbol

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MacGnG

i saw this orange t-shirt that just said "Orange" on it.

TwistedFate

I need one of these.

I have a three way tie for the ones I own.
Black - "Your village called, their idiot is missing."
Blue - "Cancel my subscription, cause I don't need your issues."
Gray - "Do I look like a people person?"

My friend has one I really like too. It says "Single and Horny"

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bernadette

i'm gonna make this one soon:

<center><h2>i'm gonna get a hunting license</h2>let me know when stupid people season is open</center>

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Cobalt_60

My favorite was a white t-shirt I had. It had two hands pointing index fingers towards each other with a red line in between. Like a carnival ride, it said below the fingers "You must be this tall to ride."

laxative

my old zappa for pres. 1992 t-shirt.

eltardo

My favorite t-shirt was a regular white t-shirt with a giant picture of Donald Duck on the front making a crazy face. Unfortunately it's falling apart now.

bundy

i´ve always wanted a t-shirt that says,

GET A DOG UP YA (a la idiot box)

i also like this one...

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Loup

Thought this one was funny - tropicdiver used it in the One-Up thread

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m0rpheus

"SUPERVILLAIN seeks Bikini Girls for private lagoon. Must be current or former professional model, 18-24, with sexually risque name; promiscuity, seduction skills a plus; deadly in martial arts, small caliber handguns. Bikini will be supplied; please bring weapons to interview. No health, dental. Unsuccessful applicants will be fed to shark. Serious inquiries only. Apply at www.villainsupply.com."

http://www.andale.com/stores/sf_item...5614235&mode=1

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HeAtHeN

I like my Porn*Star shirt

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Giant Hamburger

Hail Citizens!

A friend gave me this shirt for my birthday.

I might just wear it until it sheds like an old skin.
Then, I will eat it.
-GH

onodrim

My blue tee-shirt from third grade that I got for getting the Presidential Physical Fitness Award. Still fits too, I love wearing that one.

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grumpyolddude

Plain black t-shirt; no words, no pics, slight tear at left side of collar, starting to fray at the bottom, XXXL on a XLT body.

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battlemouth

I wore my previously stated favorite t-shirt and one of the 6 flags guys asked if i'd trade with him for a six flags shirt, i said no, then he started talking in australian.

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Pennington

Abortions tickle!!!

Plan9Senior

I have an almost too small for me blue t-shirt that has 'Employee of the Month' written across the chest. I tend to favor that one because I feel so stylish yet special at the same time.

Buzz

I have a Blue sweatshirt I wear to Hunting Camp... Only cause my wife won't let me anywere else... It has a mouse on it with a pop gun in his hands... and Says " I'm on a Pussy Hunt...."

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Root_Beer_Man

Im sorry...this is the awesomest T-shirt on earth

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sambocom

I would say this tee from Japan takes the cake:<BR><img src=http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/dothejackoff.jpg align=center alt=sambocom>

battlemouth

.... that scary shirt killed the thread haha

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YourNeverThere

This is my favorite shirt, I wear it all the time

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PayUp

black shirt red letters... fuck you you fucking fuck

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scansinboy

I.I.T.Y.W.Y.B.M.A.D.

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Redlemon

I like it more general than that:

stldickie

Ive got an old tie dye from datona beach that all the lettering is falling off of