Somenosuke, thanks for being considerate and using the silencers! My ears are my living!
And put that drink on my tab! :)

Well after a no win on the Roulette, I'll have a little look around. How Y'all doing?

Damn fine selection of ladeez YzermansS19.

Thanks for the band assassination, Semenosuke!

Who's on the bar? I would like a cold Bud please.

Gecko, cold bud coming up.

Semeno- Nice job! I appreciate the help :)

richeee- drink coming up

Where is that crazy cat wrkime? I haven't seen him here in a bit.

Thanks, Y-man.
Hey, the next band is starting up. Are you sure you requested a Partridge Family tribute band?

yeah, I second that, thanks. Needed a drink, can't face work tomorrow without a hangover.

Richee if thats the band we may need the ladies services again.

Mad G is right!
Hey Somesonuke, would you mind?
And maybe a hit on the booking agent...
If it's alright with the Y-man, can we do the bookings in house?

KWSN sees that william_wallace has applied for the bouncer position... state your credentials and you might have yo'self a gig.

KWSN - William_Wallace has or at least used to have one big mofo sword. Damn thing must be six foot, called a claymore. It was so good they named a anti personnel device after it. If he's still got it, no punks gonna argue.

*slurp* 'nother bud please.

Yep Richee, we need an in house bookin agent, this is crap.

Somenosuke sits at the bar, leisurely sipping her drink, smirking as her loyal girls return, this time with stun batons. The girls move silently and quickly to the offending "entertainers" and dispatch them promptly, dragging them out of the Inn.

Mmm.. good wholesome entertainment.

You're great, Somenosuke! Thanks.
Y-man! A round of drinks for Somenosuke and Her Squad!

Yep, big clap of hands, for Somenosuke and the girls.

They damn well come in handy!

Gonna have to shoot thru now.
C'yall

*applauds*

Good job everyone....

Wheres that damned wrkime??

That fool hasn't shown up in nearly a day!

Hey Y-man! What's your favorite band or style of music? I'm going to start booking the music, since Somenosuke was kind enough to get rid of that lame booking agent.

Thanks Somenosuke! You and your girls certainly get the job done! If I werent a bargirl - that'd be my profession!

Drinks anyone?

*coughs dust and dirt out of mouth*
Miranda*he says weakly*
Where have You been? *he says hoarsly*
The usual.....
*arghhhhh...*

Holy Shit! What happened to you!?

Three shots of Jagermeister with a pint of Guiness chaser coming right up.

*gasps* Where have You been, darling?
The service here is atrocious without You!
I've been dying of thirst, but now that I see You, holding my head in Your lap, I think it was You I needed more than a drink! You truly are a sight for sore eyes!

Hey man...(looks at richee) can you hold my beer for me, I gotta go take the Cleveland Browns to the Super Bowl, if ya know what I'm sayin'....

Rock is my favorite, followed closely behind by Rap.

TOOL, A Perfect Circle Rage Against the Machine, Mogwai, Incubus, Pete Yorn (for those times I'm with the ladies), Eminem, Dr. Dre, 50 Cent, etc.

All great stuff.

Some other notables:
Mr. Bungle
the beta band
The Strokes
ween
311
CKY

Darlin :)

fer cryin' out loud, GSXL, I've got my head in Miranda's lap! Do I look like a drink coaster to you?!?!
Is it a Guinness?

Y-man, the next band is RATM, with Chris Cornell on vocals!
See you in the music room...

Miranda?

ANYONE NEEDING A DRINK!?

Yes Richeee darling? :)

Miranda? Is that You? *gasp/wheeze/cough*
My eyes are blurred from dehydration!
*cough/wheeze/gasp*
Don't leave, Mir!
*goes in and out of conciousness*
Mmmmmmrrrrrrrrrrraaaaannnnnnnndddaaaa!

KWSN - As Mad_Gecko mentioned, I'm good with a claymore (it's being sharpend at the moment, hence the caber parked outside). I also have a large collection of other weapons at my disposal, such as axes, flails, war hammers, and a large battering ram, just in case. I also can employ flamable substances in many a creative way to let people know if they are not welcome.

Such as napalm?

I hope you have some napalm KW....if not, I have some being made in the back.

If you remember correctly, the scene in Fight Club isn't so far off as to what is happening in the back of The Stumble Inn. "With enough soap, you could blow up the entire world"

This place is so alcohol soaked, that a single spark could literally blow up the galaxy. :)

DARLIN!? You there?? Sorry! I had to perouse! I'm back for a little bit, then i've got some business to attend to :)

::wrkime walks in beat up, bruised and bleeding::

mooooaaannnn!!!

::he drops to the floor, unconcious::

Napalm, alcohols, tar, thermite, you name it, i've got a large supply of it. :D

::hearing the discussion about explosives, wrkime rises from his unconscious state::

careful of the sparks....sparks...careful of the sparks.

Bones- Probably washed-up anyway. Good job for kicking them out.


wrkime--don't worry man, sparks aint gonna get you. I'll watch them.

Poor guy, been working him to death. Take the weekend off.

KW....thermite......i like that combination.

I'm in, and i want everything.

Bones, drinks are on me for the next week. Feel free to take 100% of casino revenue for this week. :)

Just give me a couple shots of Bacardi 151.

::wrkime gains full conherency of the events over the last few days::

Well, it all started after I came back from building the go-cart track, batting cages and ballpit. I left here to have by back waxed and the wrinkles removed from my scrotum. I remember leaving the place and I smelled natural gas. At that moment, I remember thinking "God, I hope no one lights a match around here." With that, I turned to make sure that the door was closing behind me, that's when I saw the spark and then detonation. The Back Waxing and Scrotum Smoothing salon was gone. I was thrown 45 feet across the street landing in the display window of the local BDSM clothier. Surrounded by whips, leather masks and assless pants, I made my way back here.

God, I need a beer.

151 coming up.

Just as a side note, I once took 5 shots of 151 and it didnt even phase me. I think it was a fluke, because hard liquor usually wrecks me.

wrkime- Sounds like a helluva ride. I hope your alright. Feel free to take a sick day, me and Miranda can handle it.

Sure bones. Have KW take a few under his wing and teach them.

If some of the more rowdy ones decide to brawl, you and KW are responsible!

I'm back...got some shut-eye and some medical care. Let me just say that I don't recommend the scrotum smoothing...it just gets all wrinkled again.

Bones, where have my kickbacks been?? You're not holding out on me, are you?

Mir...annnnn...daaa....! Thank.....You....
I'll be ok soon......
Thanks for taking care of me....
mmmmm.... You smell nice!!!....

*drifts back into unconciousness, and dreams of soft, fragrant fields in the NZ highlands....*

Some major wierdness going on in here. I hereby make a 24 hour dry period mandatory.

KW, noone gets ANY liquor for 24 hours. And I mean it!

wrkime, cut them off!

hey richeeee?you been smokin' the funny stuff again?

*damn karaoke machine*

miranda dear, can i please have another beer and a shot of jack too?