things that make you go 'UGH#@#$!'
 

ever have one of those accidents that shock or piss you off so extreeme that you can't make a logical word come out?

i just did.

i pick up my ice cold powerade. i am in wheelchair, remember. nobody home. spill the drink in lap

UUUUUGGGGGHHHEGADS(@(*#()@(*#

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

if this keeps up i will never have kids.. sigh

My cup of coffee falling out of my cup holder while taking an excessivly sharp turn going entirely too fast and spilling all over the floor of my car.

That seriously sucks.

trying to book out of work for lunch and having crap pop up and make it imposs. to get out !

We just moved into our new house so I've had ample opportunities for accidents that make me yell #$%&!

The worst was when I was cleaning out the refrigerator. The bottom shelf is glass. I keep telling myself, "be careful, don't break it." Long story short, it slips from my hands, shatters into a million pieces, two of which end up in my foot.

@#$%!!!

yes. a stripper. let us get one

I was at work, dress code is slacks and golf shirt, typical stuff.

I'm also a hobbyist glassblower and I like to use the stuff I make. I had a glass that I thought was thick enough to absorbe heat and not crack.

Well, I take this nice cup (deepest sapphire blue, with a red spiral wrap, just gorgeous) over to the break room and dump a packet of cocoa mix into the bottom. I walk over to the coffee machine, grab the hot water spigot, and start pouring Really Hot Water.

Lo and behold, the bottom of the cup explodes, showering the lower half of me with glass, hot water, and cocoa mud. Well SHIT.

I had to clean everything up and bolt home and change, it was awful, I had to keep explaining to people when I came back about where I had gone and why...

Backing out of my parking space and thinking, "Maybe I should stop before I hit the car behind me. Nah I have plenty of room." Smack!

hey.... wait, if you're backing up out of your parking spot.....isnt that my truck parked there??? WTF!

ewwwwwww this thread is really making me cringe, for me its when i am smoking in my van and go to ash out the window and it just comes back in through the window and gets all over me, not only does it hurt but its scary as hell.

when the streetlight was out on a moonless night, backing out of the driveway with adjacent too tall shrubbery, in my minivan, with way too dark windows cuz my husband wouldn't listen to the advice of the window tinting guy & go with a lighter tint for the back window... soooooo *CCRRRUNCH!@#*%" i back into hubby's black car across the street (it's not normally parked there)

gggggrrrrrroooooooooaaaannnn
'UGH#@#$!'

trying to spit outta a moving vehicle

Heheh, all good ones. :)

Ah yes, another comes to mind.. when you unknowingly lean forward over a wet countertop and get a big water streak across the front of your shirt / jeans.

Very cool... :p

Lol Jheri, Speaking of that, when I was a kid, I was sucking on a red blowpop, so my spit was all nice and red. Well I had this big glob, and I poked my head out and spit straight forward. Nice move, and I got a big blop of red spit all over my face. :)

Usually any argument with my sister ends up with me spewing mutters and groans. She's a combination of illogical and stubborn, which causes me to become so angry that my head actually spins.

The quick answer to this is ............ STUPIDITY!!!!!


My story answer is this............ I once was buying a pizza at a place... It was $10.50 so I gave the girl working there $20.50 She then tries to give me the 50 cents back saying "its only 10.50" . Well, I informed her that the 50 cents was so I could get 10 dollars back and wouldn't have to get so much change back. To which she smiled and replied.... " oh ok, that makes some sence"..... then gave me a five , four ones and 4 quarters!!!!

I was so ...... I don't even know what I was..... I just took the money and walked off.

hahahaha oh man thats good Midlandmadman

I would have to say either stubbing a toe or really whacking my head on something and not even expecting it is what makes me howl crazy shit!

Spilling an entire one gallon pitcher of lemonade on the kitchen floor.

smashing of the fingers really gets me mad, especially when it's my own fault. :mad:

When you lean on a freshly painted fence - yeah, i didnt notice the "wet paint" sign, or the distinct smell of fresh paint until after I had paint all over my clothes and arms...

:mad:

I always thought that was just in the movies. d'oh!


parking in a different spot that normal for my birthday party so there'd be room for more folks to park led to disaster. Didn't look where I was back up until I heard the 'crunch' of my car giving my father's Suburban a little love tap.

@#$#!

i hate stupid people

two semesters ago i was in my truck with my room mate. we had just gone to get some burgers and we were headed home. i nicely asked him to hold his drink and not put it in the cupholder because it would surely fall. lo and behold he put it in the cupholder without me noticing. i took a turn like i normally would and BAM 64 oz of dr pepper all over my new truck.

UGH!!