The insane use of three everyday items . - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

marcopolo · 08-08-2003, 03:26 PM

What three items used at the same time would YOU consider INSANE ?

Example:

Peanut butter a garden hose and a 16 pound bowling ball .

uncle phil · 08-08-2003, 04:05 PM

Z, a log, and a transmission housing...

marcopolo · 08-08-2003, 04:06 PM

Belt sander , jello and some oil dry .

Spinach_Indeed · 08-08-2003, 04:16 PM

A Cat, A large supply of Tarter Sauce and Zsa Zsa Gabor

tenchi069 · 08-08-2003, 04:40 PM

shoelaces, condoms, bottle of mellow yellow ( actually did this once at a truckstop in the middle of nowhere at 2am )

Diablo · 08-08-2003, 05:00 PM

A shredder, a knife, and your manhood.

*shudders*

PayUp · 08-08-2003, 05:24 PM

inflatable doll, freddy kruger, a bottle tequila

Fremen · 08-08-2003, 07:47 PM

A cork, a case of antacids, and an evil cat.

vermin · 08-08-2003, 07:55 PM

chainsaw, pickle jar, vacuum cleaner

TerresqueÜ · 08-08-2003, 08:01 PM

A Soddering iron, a jar full of angry killer bees, and MSG

grumpyolddude · 08-08-2003, 08:16 PM

"Carrot Top", a transmission funnel and a hive of Africanized honeybees.

crow_daw · 08-08-2003, 09:06 PM

A light saber, some grape jelly, and P. Diddy.

seethreepo · 08-08-2003, 10:16 PM

dildo, cheese and a tennis raquet.

marcopolo · 08-09-2003, 11:24 AM

Anal lube an umbrella and a watermelon .

Binder · 08-09-2003, 02:52 PM

a porno magazine, hedgeclippers and a band-aid

JumpinJesus · 08-09-2003, 04:19 PM

saladshooter, leaf blower, and rectal thermometer

phredgreen · 08-09-2003, 04:20 PM

a watermelon, earbud headphones, and a digital thermometer.

uncle phil · 08-09-2003, 04:25 PM

an old dodge powerwagon, a tomato, and my wife's last pair of pantyhose...

cchris · 08-09-2003, 06:02 PM

A lawnmower,a remote control and a feather duster.

Memalvada · 08-09-2003, 06:32 PM

Pineapple
pepper spray
hula hoop

Spritebox · 08-09-2003, 08:27 PM

Sledge hammer, large fruits, umbrellas.

I can play Ghalliger.

laxative · 08-10-2003, 12:01 AM

cocaine, crystal meth, and PCP.

or

heroin, dilatid, and oxycontin.

marcopolo · 08-10-2003, 02:02 PM

Cooked Liver a wet vac and a squeegee .

YourNeverThere · 08-10-2003, 07:52 PM

man good one laxative

also:
Einstin's theory of Relitivity, the country Vanuatu, a key change.

jhericurl21 · 08-10-2003, 08:03 PM

water bottle,Makaveli CD and deck of cards

bernadette · 08-10-2003, 09:38 PM

a toaster oven, windex & cremains

bobbles · 08-10-2003, 09:53 PM

a hampster, a crowbar.. and some ordinary househoold bleach

Fremen · 08-11-2003, 01:46 AM

liquid nails, tulip seeds, and a MacGyver rerun.

Midlandmadman · 08-11-2003, 04:24 AM

how about a penny, a broken shoelace and a book about Hurricanes.

Tandem · 08-11-2003, 05:13 AM

rubber gloves, scourer, hose

seethreepo · 08-11-2003, 10:55 AM

scratched copy of led zeppelin 4
laundry detergent
18 ft of wire

YourNeverThere · 08-11-2003, 11:44 AM

A high powered air-gun modified to fit a small mouse, a small mouse, and about 300 feet of elastic band.

bernadette · 08-11-2003, 12:23 PM

a dictionary, a toothbrush & a chainsaw

08-08-2003, 03:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
marcopolo I am the anomaly. Location: Motown	The insane use of three everyday items . What three items used at the same time would YOU consider INSANE ? Example: Peanut butter a garden hose and a 16 pound bowling ball . __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

08-08-2003, 04:05 PM	#2 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Z, a log, and a transmission housing... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-08-2003, 04:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
marcopolo I am the anomaly. Location: Motown	Belt sander , jello and some oil dry . __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

08-08-2003, 04:16 PM	#4 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	A Cat, A large supply of Tarter Sauce and Zsa Zsa Gabor __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

08-08-2003, 04:40 PM	#5 (permalink)
tenchi069 Lost Location: One step closer to the padded cell...	shoelaces, condoms, bottle of mellow yellow ( actually did this once at a truckstop in the middle of nowhere at 2am ) __________________ ERROR- PLBSAK Problem Lies Between Seat and Keyboard.

08-08-2003, 05:00 PM	#6 (permalink)
Diablo Crazy	A shredder, a knife, and your manhood. shudders __________________ queef queef queef queef queef queef queef VAGINAPHONE!

08-08-2003, 05:24 PM	#7 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	inflatable doll, freddy kruger, a bottle tequila __________________ Born to Lose.

08-08-2003, 07:47 PM	#8 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	A cork, a case of antacids, and an evil cat. __________________ Google

08-08-2003, 07:55 PM	#9 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	chainsaw, pickle jar, vacuum cleaner __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

08-08-2003, 08:01 PM	#10 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	A Soddering iron, a jar full of angry killer bees, and MSG __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

08-08-2003, 08:16 PM	#11 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	"Carrot Top", a transmission funnel and a hive of Africanized honeybees. __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

08-08-2003, 09:06 PM	#12 (permalink)
crow_daw Idolator Location: Vol Country	A light saber, some grape jelly, and P. Diddy. __________________ "We each have a star, all we have to do is find it. Once you do, everyone who sees it will be blinded." - Earl Simmons

08-08-2003, 10:16 PM	#13 (permalink)
seethreepo Addict Location: outer reaches of space	dildo, cheese and a tennis raquet. __________________ rub it and see.

08-09-2003, 11:24 AM	#14 (permalink)
marcopolo I am the anomaly. Location: Motown	Anal lube an umbrella and a watermelon . __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

08-09-2003, 02:52 PM	#15 (permalink)
Binder Insane Location: between lost and confused	a porno magazine, hedgeclippers and a band-aid

08-09-2003, 04:19 PM	#16 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	saladshooter, leaf blower, and rectal thermometer __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

08-09-2003, 06:32 PM	#20 (permalink)
Memalvada Psycho Location: South of the border	Pineapple pepper spray hula hoop __________________ "The weak are food for the strong, so die and let me feast!" - Makoto Shishio (RK)

08-10-2003, 09:38 PM	#26 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	a toaster oven, windex & cremains __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

08-11-2003, 05:13 AM	#30 (permalink)
Tandem Insane Location: Brisbane, Australia	rubber gloves, scourer, hose __________________ It is not a mistake, but an experience. But, if you've experienced it before then you should already know if it is a mistake.

08-09-2003, 04:20 PM	#17 (permalink)
phredgreen who? Location: the phoenix metro	a watermelon, earbud headphones, and a digital thermometer. __________________ My country is the world, and my religion is to do good. - Thomas Paine

08-09-2003, 04:25 PM	#18 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	an old dodge powerwagon, a tomato, and my wife's last pair of pantyhose... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-09-2003, 06:02 PM	#19 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	A lawnmower,a remote control and a feather duster. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

08-09-2003, 08:27 PM	#21 (permalink)
Spritebox Insane Location: Charlotte, N.C.	Sledge hammer, large fruits, umbrellas. I can play Ghalliger. __________________ it's all nice on ice alright and it's not day and it's not night but it's all nice on ice alright

08-10-2003, 12:01 AM	#22 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	cocaine, crystal meth, and PCP. or heroin, dilatid, and oxycontin.

08-10-2003, 02:02 PM	#23 (permalink)
marcopolo I am the anomaly. Location: Motown	Cooked Liver a wet vac and a squeegee . __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

08-10-2003, 07:52 PM	#24 (permalink)
YourNeverThere Practical Anarchist Location: Yesterday i woke up stuck in hollywood	man good one laxative also: Einstin's theory of Relitivity, the country Vanuatu, a key change. __________________ The Above post is a direct quote from Shakespeare

08-10-2003, 08:03 PM	#25 (permalink)
jhericurl21 Banned	water bottle,Makaveli CD and deck of cards

08-10-2003, 09:53 PM	#27 (permalink)
bobbles Crazy	a hampster, a crowbar.. and some ordinary househoold bleach

08-11-2003, 01:46 AM	#28 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	liquid nails, tulip seeds, and a MacGyver rerun. __________________ Google

08-11-2003, 04:24 AM	#29 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	how about a penny, a broken shoelace and a book about Hurricanes. __________________ Its good to be back.

08-11-2003, 10:55 AM	#31 (permalink)
seethreepo Addict Location: outer reaches of space	scratched copy of led zeppelin 4 laundry detergent 18 ft of wire __________________ rub it and see.

08-11-2003, 11:44 AM	#32 (permalink)
YourNeverThere Practical Anarchist Location: Yesterday i woke up stuck in hollywood	A high powered air-gun modified to fit a small mouse, a small mouse, and about 300 feet of elastic band. __________________ The Above post is a direct quote from Shakespeare

08-11-2003, 12:23 PM	#33 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	a dictionary, a toothbrush & a chainsaw __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.