...getting caught masturbating in a public telephone booth in the middle of times square..

what's worth, picking your nose and losing a finger or...

....scratching your crotch and losing your dick.

what's worse? having sex with a total hottie and getting crabs....or....

...getting crab kegs without any butter to dip them.

what's worse? an accompanying loud fart when coughing in a crowded public place... or...

or sneezing and finding an accompanying load in your shorts while in a crowded public place.

What's worse Being caught on a deserted desert island with an uber horny Joan Rivers or...

being caught on a deserted desert island with an uber horny Joan Rivers?
i'm sorry. but i don't think it can get much worse than that:D

What's worse: having your car breakdown in the middle of nowhere that's inhabited by cannibals or...

....or dating a cannibal that loves to give blowjobs.

whats worse, giving martha stewart a spongebath or......

.... counting the number of liverspots that martha stewert has on her back

whats worse finding out your best friend likes beastiality

remembering he kept your dog last weekend!

What's worse than findin' out your dog is queer?

or finding him pleasuring your woman?

What's worse, spilling a coke in the car in the middle of a road trip, or...

one of the kids puking in the car in the middle of a road trip?

What's worse having to listen to Jessica Simpson speak, or...

...or having to listen to her husband sing?

What's worse, starring in a furry fetish film with Ron Jeremy or...

..being the guest of honor at Juggalo Bukkake night.

What's worse, having your boss walk into your office while your back is turned just as you perform your devestatingly accurate rendition of how she snorts when she laughs for your officemate or...

<small>(No, this hasn't happened to me. Really. I always face the door.) </small>

...walking in on your boss doing her devastatingly accurate rendition of how you snort when you laugh.

What's worse, your mom gaining access to your credit card receipts for that trip to New Orleans or...

waking up to a dozen beetles crawling on your crotch.

What's worse, a barbed fish hook in your eyeball or....

or you gaining access to her receipts of trips to chip n dale's

whats worse.....having your pet come into your bedroom and try to snuggle while you and your SO are going at it?....or....

Fumbling around in the dark and giving your 'little something' to your pet instead of your SO.

What's worse, rolling up your car window and trapping your head or...

having your little head pricked with with a 2 gauge needle.

What's worse, ejaculating blood or...

...Getting your sack caught in her zipper.

What is worse, sucking all the snot out of a puking wino or...