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angela146 · 08-01-2003, 02:05 PM

Here's the idea: Take a well known religious or moral saying and add another well-known but non-religious saying on the end to make something funny and irreverent. Please put an ellipsis between the two.

Note, you may edit slightly to splice them together.

My examples:

What Would Jesus Do ... for a Klondike bar.

Jesus Saves ... Gretzky rebounds, he shoots! HE SCORES!!!!!

Junchbailey · 08-01-2003, 04:35 PM

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors wife...unless she's really hot.

Halx · 08-01-2003, 11:57 PM

Nuke the whales!

liquid_dreams · 08-02-2003, 01:38 AM

and jesus said unto the people....... you fility bastards i'm going to have my daddy smite your asses

the less gory version mainly for the kiddies

and jesus said unto the people.......... beer is on the house tonight for tommorrow i'm going to get killed

Sion · 08-02-2003, 04:27 AM

Jesus saves...but he can't hit a curveball worth a shit.

Speed_Gibson · 08-02-2003, 10:28 AM

thou shalt not kill.....unless the motherfucker really deserves it or just pissed you off badly enough

more fire · 08-02-2003, 02:08 PM

don't judge a book by it's g-unit thug thizzle

tenchi069 · 08-02-2003, 02:16 PM

Do unto others as you would have them do unto, then do it to them again 10x as much

marcopolo · 08-02-2003, 02:25 PM

Fuck them and feed em' cock .

analog · 08-02-2003, 03:01 PM

Do unto others as you would have them do unto Bea Arthur.

Glory's Sun · 08-02-2003, 03:03 PM

Save a tree.... eat a beaver

I found Jesus! He was hiding behind the couch the whole time

seethreepo · 08-04-2003, 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Halx
Nuke the whales!

or the penultimate

nuke the gay whales for jesus.

save water... drink beer.

kalisto_911 · 08-04-2003, 08:40 AM

Save a tree...wipe your ass with a spotted owl

08-01-2003, 02:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
angela146 Loser Location: Somewhere near Hubby	Irreverent sayings Here's the idea: Take a well known religious or moral saying and add another well-known but non-religious saying on the end to make something funny and irreverent. Please put an ellipsis between the two. Note, you may edit slightly to splice them together. My examples: What Would Jesus Do ... for a Klondike bar. Jesus Saves ... Gretzky rebounds, he shoots! HE SCORES!!!!!

08-01-2003, 04:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
Junchbailey Psycho Location: Columbia Falls, MT	Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors wife...unless she's really hot. __________________ Hey guys -- I finally got a semen sample after pumping on my wiener for 2 whole days

08-01-2003, 11:57 PM	#3 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	Nuke the whales! __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

08-02-2003, 04:27 AM	#5 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	Jesus saves...but he can't hit a curveball worth a shit. __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

08-02-2003, 02:16 PM	#8 (permalink)
tenchi069 Lost Location: One step closer to the padded cell...	Do unto others as you would have them do unto, then do it to them again 10x as much __________________ ERROR- PLBSAK Problem Lies Between Seat and Keyboard.

08-02-2003, 01:38 AM	#4 (permalink)
liquid_dreams Banned Location: ketchikan	and jesus said unto the people....... you fility bastards i'm going to have my daddy smite your asses the less gory version mainly for the kiddies and jesus said unto the people.......... beer is on the house tonight for tommorrow i'm going to get killed

08-02-2003, 10:28 AM	#6 (permalink)
Speed_Gibson Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Location: right here of course	thou shalt not kill.....unless the motherfucker really deserves it or just pissed you off badly enough

08-02-2003, 02:08 PM	#7 (permalink)
more fire Psycho Location: London	don't judge a book by it's g-unit thug thizzle

08-02-2003, 02:25 PM	#9 (permalink)
marcopolo I am the anomaly. Location: Motown	Fuck them and feed em' cock . __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

08-02-2003, 03:01 PM	#10 (permalink)
analog Banned	Do unto others as you would have them do unto Bea Arthur.

08-02-2003, 03:03 PM	#11 (permalink)
Glory's Sun Registered User	Save a tree.... eat a beaver I found Jesus! He was hiding behind the couch the whole time

08-04-2003, 08:40 AM	#13 (permalink)
kalisto_911 Psycho Location: Dreams	Save a tree...wipe your ass with a spotted owl __________________ I know not how I may seem to others, but to myself I am but a small child wandering upon the vast shores of knowledge, every now and then finding a small bright pebble to content myself with. [Plato]