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Irreverent sayings
Here's the idea: Take a well known religious or moral saying and add another well-known but non-religious saying on the end to make something funny and irreverent. Please put an ellipsis between the two.
Note, you may edit slightly to splice them together. My examples: What Would Jesus Do ... for a Klondike bar. Jesus Saves ... Gretzky rebounds, he shoots! HE SCORES!!!!! |
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors wife...unless she's really hot.
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Nuke the whales!
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and jesus said unto the people....... you fility bastards i'm going to have my daddy smite your asses
the less gory version mainly for the kiddies and jesus said unto the people.......... beer is on the house tonight for tommorrow i'm going to get killed |
Jesus saves...but he can't hit a curveball worth a shit.
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thou shalt not kill.....unless the motherfucker really deserves it or just pissed you off badly enough
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don't judge a book by it's g-unit thug thizzle
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Do unto others as you would have them do unto, then do it to them again 10x as much
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Fuck them and feed em' cock .
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Do unto others as you would have them do unto Bea Arthur.
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Save a tree.... eat a beaver
I found Jesus! He was hiding behind the couch the whole time |
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nuke the gay whales for jesus. save water... drink beer. |
Save a tree...wipe your ass with a spotted owl
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