Wasn't me, I was too busy stealing your rims.

The real puzzler: who killed Bob Hope?

katherine hepburn, whose not actually dead, killed him. she's a double O agent now for MI6 ... I know this; I recruited her...

Who lowered my shields and damaged my warp drive?




MOONRAKER IS ON TV! WOOHOO!

Oh... that wasn't me... I was tagging Uhura in the galley


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If he shot the Sherrif, then who shot the Deputy?

derek...


is there any pizza left?

No, I ate it all, but I can't be blamed because I didn't so much eat it as make a connection with its own aura and become one with it.

The real problem is this: Some honky's beem stealin' mah funk. Who is it?

Who you calling a honky. Damn, I support all causes for minorities. And on top of that you accuse me of stealing? I didn't steal your funk, I was trying to get rid of that smell. You know, some deodorant every once in a while helps.

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How long is going to take to fix this thing?

about a buck, $2.80...


man, where did all the dfcvsilawkc's go?

Sadly enough every last one of them went into a dfcvsilawck jello salad, that was made as a joint effort of the
Stop for Presbyterians, and Spanish War ladies auxillary.

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Ok who the hell stole my thunder?

thor......

While Thor did steal your thunder, it was actually my dog, Thor, and not the superhero. I know this because he is using some of it right now to protect my house from squirrels. (STFU dawg!!)

Who put the bomp in the bomp de bomp de bom?