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Daniel_ · 12-25-2009, 01:38 AM

Straight Dope Message Board - View Single Post - The customer is always insane

bazkitcase5 · 12-25-2009, 02:59 PM

oh my...

I'm just going to pretend they have a good imagination and were having fun...

ShaniFaye · 12-25-2009, 04:21 PM

That is just awesome

Daniel_ · 12-26-2009, 01:29 AM

I think we should all take up "Friday 13th is Extinct Species Day" and take a dinosaur to dinner.

remy1492 · 12-26-2009, 01:35 AM

far out. I was expecting like a freak show, but this was kinda........less than that in a surprising way.

BadNick · 12-26-2009, 10:13 AM

I was never a waiter, but now I wish I was. I even have a real small stuffed Achillobator that I could whip out at the appropriate time.

"...A follow up to the story, a couple months later, Friday the 13th rolls around again, and who should return to celebrate Prehistoric Creature's Day? Not only the original couple, and all their prehistoric friends, but another (human) woman, who had come along to celebrate her first Prehistoric Creature's Day. I had already been cut, so I didnt get to wait on them, but I had come to work prepared with my stuffed teradactyl. I went to say hi, and then alerted a manager to the fact that the Dinosaur People were back and he should go say hello. When he lamented his own lack of dinosaur, I loaned him mine.

He went to the table and was like "I thought I was the only one who celebrated Prehistoric Creature's Day" and whipped my dinosaur out from his breast pocket, and the people were like "You cant fool us! That is yams!!'s dinosaur!"

12-25-2009, 01:38 AM	#1 (permalink)
Daniel_ Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It! Location: Southern England	For All Who Wait Tables Straight Dope Message Board - View Single Post - The customer is always insane __________________ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════╗ Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air, And deep beneath the rolling waves, In labyrinths of Coral Caves, The Echo of a distant time Comes willowing across the sand; And everthing is Green and Submarine ╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝

12-25-2009, 04:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	That is just awesome __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

12-26-2009, 01:29 AM	#4 (permalink)
Daniel_ Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It! Location: Southern England	I think we should all take up "Friday 13th is Extinct Species Day" and take a dinosaur to dinner. __________________ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════╗ Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air, And deep beneath the rolling waves, In labyrinths of Coral Caves, The Echo of a distant time Comes willowing across the sand; And everthing is Green and Submarine ╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝

12-25-2009, 02:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
bazkitcase5 Crazy Location: Tupelo, MS	oh my... I'm just going to pretend they have a good imagination and were having fun...

12-26-2009, 01:35 AM	#5 (permalink)
remy1492 Crazy Location: CA TX LU	far out. I was expecting like a freak show, but this was kinda........less than that in a surprising way.

12-26-2009, 10:13 AM	#6 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	I was never a waiter, but now I wish I was. I even have a real small stuffed Achillobator that I could whip out at the appropriate time. "...A follow up to the story, a couple months later, Friday the 13th rolls around again, and who should return to celebrate Prehistoric Creature's Day? Not only the original couple, and all their prehistoric friends, but another (human) woman, who had come along to celebrate her first Prehistoric Creature's Day. I had already been cut, so I didnt get to wait on them, but I had come to work prepared with my stuffed teradactyl. I went to say hi, and then alerted a manager to the fact that the Dinosaur People were back and he should go say hello. When he lamented his own lack of dinosaur, I loaned him mine. He went to the table and was like "I thought I was the only one who celebrated Prehistoric Creature's Day" and whipped my dinosaur out from his breast pocket, and the people were like "You cant fool us! That is yams!!'s dinosaur!"