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Old 08-10-2009, 09:18 AM   #41 (permalink)
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Old 08-10-2009, 09:50 AM   #42 (permalink)
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LordEden donated both kidneys to me.
That's just taking the piss...
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Old 08-10-2009, 10:20 AM   #43 (permalink)
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Old 08-10-2009, 11:44 AM   #44 (permalink)
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Old 08-10-2009, 03:54 PM   #45 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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fre...

fre...

/me just breaks out laughing...
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Old 08-10-2009, 04:06 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Old 08-10-2009, 04:07 PM   #47 (permalink)
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^ is like the coolest Uncle ever... golf, beer and half-time in Florida. And he's got a sweet side, shhhhhh....

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Old 08-10-2009, 04:14 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Old 08-10-2009, 04:17 PM   #49 (permalink)
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He's scrawnier than Crompsin...

And that's saying something.
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Old 08-10-2009, 04:18 PM   #50 (permalink)
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---------- Post added at 08:18 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:17 PM ----------

DAMMIT!

PoA has random chest hairs... I just know it.
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Old 08-10-2009, 04:22 PM   #51 (permalink)
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I realized I do have hair around my nipples, noodle.

noodle would secretly love to stroke my nipple hair all night long...
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Old 08-10-2009, 04:49 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Old 08-10-2009, 06:03 PM   #53 (permalink)
has all her shots.
 
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what nostrils?

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Old 08-10-2009, 06:43 PM   #54 (permalink)
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Just realize that you're armed with smart but heavily outnumbered.
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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Old 08-10-2009, 06:44 PM   #55 (permalink)
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Old 08-10-2009, 06:47 PM   #56 (permalink)
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He has never gotten drunk and texted an ex, obviously.
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Old 08-10-2009, 07:31 PM   #57 (permalink)
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Just realize that you're armed with smart but heavily outnumbered.
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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Old 08-10-2009, 08:07 PM   #58 (permalink)
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Old 08-10-2009, 08:09 PM   #59 (permalink)
WHEEEE! Whee! Whee! WHEEEE!
 
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Old 08-10-2009, 08:25 PM   #60 (permalink)
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^^ has a really awesome fondness for pinups. Also, looks like a rock star.
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Old 08-10-2009, 08:45 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Old 08-10-2009, 09:17 PM   #62 (permalink)
will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
 
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The Greek historian Herodotus thought that Xerxys was Persian for warrior. We now know that he was wrong. Xerxys is really Persian for "The porn went where!?!
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Old 08-10-2009, 09:18 PM   #63 (permalink)
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I guess it really is a living document.
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Old 08-10-2009, 09:20 PM   #64 (permalink)
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Old 08-10-2009, 10:02 PM   #65 (permalink)
Getting it.
 
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I know I've said this before but there are some new members who don't know the truth... Fremen has never read Dune.
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Old 08-10-2009, 10:31 PM   #66 (permalink)
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Old 08-10-2009, 11:12 PM   #67 (permalink)
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Old 08-11-2009, 03:10 AM   #68 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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xerxys has been dazed and confused for so long...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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Old 08-11-2009, 03:32 AM   #69 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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Old 08-11-2009, 03:42 AM   #70 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Plan9
Just realize that you're armed with smart but heavily outnumbered.
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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Old 08-11-2009, 03:59 AM   #71 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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fred hit that nail right on the head; she is SOO perceptive...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 08-11-2009, 04:14 AM   #72 (permalink)
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Old 08-11-2009, 05:34 AM   #73 (permalink)
has all her shots.
 
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schwan. Well, has 4 blog entries, lives in Europe and appreciates Joan Miro.
(I don't really know you that well. )
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Old 08-11-2009, 07:08 AM   #74 (permalink)
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Old 08-11-2009, 08:47 AM   #75 (permalink)
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Old 08-11-2009, 12:20 PM   #76 (permalink)
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Old 08-11-2009, 12:23 PM   #77 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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GH lives in texas...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 08-11-2009, 12:26 PM   #78 (permalink)
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Old 08-11-2009, 01:03 PM   #79 (permalink)
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Xerxys is very entertaining in chat.
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Quote:
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Just realize that you're armed with smart but heavily outnumbered.
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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Old 08-11-2009, 01:31 PM   #80 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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you both get dirty;
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