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12-23-2009, 05:45 AM
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Asshole
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Location: Chicago
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Happy Festivus! (NSFW)
I have erected the aluminum pole (huh huh, I said "erected the pole") and am currently performing feats of strength by cracking walnuts with my powerful ass muscles. I will take on all comers who wish to overthrow my seizure of power as the head of this household. Pin me if you can, but I don't fight fair and I'm a wily bastard.
The airing of greivances shall commence below. This thread's a goddman Festivus miracle.
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12-23-2009, 05:52 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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It's MY money and I want it NOW!!!
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12-23-2009, 06:15 AM
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Currently sour but formerly Dlishs
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Location: Australia/UAE
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im not eating my veggies...dad!
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12-23-2009, 06:25 AM
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Paladin of the Palate
Location: Redneckville, NC
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Dad's being boooooooring again, I'm going to my room! DON'T COME IN HERE! I'm RAIDING.
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12-23-2009, 06:28 AM
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Asshole
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Location: Chicago
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Nick, for posting that picture of me, I shall clinch your nose in my Butt Cheeks of Doom!
Apparently "RAIDING" is the new slang for "masturbating". And here I was thinking that all the kids were ending things in "-izzle" these days.
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