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Happy Festivus! (NSFW)
I have erected the aluminum pole (huh huh, I said "erected the pole") and am currently performing feats of strength by cracking walnuts with my powerful ass muscles. I will take on all comers who wish to overthrow my seizure of power as the head of this household. Pin me if you can, but I don't fight fair and I'm a wily bastard.
The airing of greivances shall commence below. This thread's a goddman Festivus miracle. |
It's MY money and I want it NOW!!!
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im not eating my veggies...dad!
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It's also my mom's birthday today...she's 86! Otherwise, I don't fight pole dancing men in tutu's
The Jazz...Illustrious Leader of our Household? http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...jazzonpole.jpg |
Dad's being boooooooring again, I'm going to my room! DON'T COME IN HERE! I'm RAIDING.
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Nick, for posting that picture of me, I shall clinch your nose in my Butt Cheeks of Doom!
Apparently "RAIDING" is the new slang for "masturbating". And here I was thinking that all the kids were ending things in "-izzle" these days. |
Stoopid Ben & Jerry's...
...discontinuing a sublime combination of brown sugar, cinnamon, ginger, and caramel :/. |
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http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ce_sitting.jpg |
OMGWTF?
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