Happy Festivus! (NSFW)
 

I have erected the aluminum pole (huh huh, I said "erected the pole") and am currently performing feats of strength by cracking walnuts with my powerful ass muscles. I will take on all comers who wish to overthrow my seizure of power as the head of this household. Pin me if you can, but I don't fight fair and I'm a wily bastard.

The airing of greivances shall commence below.

This thread's a goddman Festivus miracle.

It's MY money and I want it NOW!!!

im not eating my veggies...dad!

It's also my mom's birthday today...she's 86! Otherwise, I don't fight pole dancing men in tutu's

The Jazz...Illustrious Leader of our Household?
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...jazzonpole.jpg

Dad's being boooooooring again, I'm going to my room! DON'T COME IN HERE! I'm RAIDING.

Nick, for posting that picture of me, I shall clinch your nose in my Butt Cheeks of Doom!

Apparently "RAIDING" is the new slang for "masturbating". And here I was thinking that all the kids were ending things in "-izzle" these days.

Stoopid Ben & Jerry's...

...discontinuing a sublime combination of brown sugar, cinnamon, ginger, and caramel :/.

hey, there's a giant piece of lint in here that smells like cheese...fo' shizzle!

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ce_sitting.jpg

OMGWTF?