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ItWasMe · 06-19-2007, 08:50 PM

Q: Things I couldn't live without.

A: self addressed stamped envelope.

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-20-2007, 01:49 PM

Q: Name two solvents and an abrasive.

A: That strange, seductive person at the grocery store.

777 · 06-20-2007, 11:12 PM

Q: The cute gal that bags the groceries, that asks if you need help to your car when all you bought was a box of mints?

A: A paper clip, a rubber band, and a cocoanut.

Jetée · 07-12-2007, 02:42 PM

Q: Oh, Mr. Costner! Would you please divulge to all your adoring fans around the world the secret to your success in the industry?

A: All I do is dance!

Sharon · 07-12-2007, 03:26 PM

Q: How did you become a tiger bunny?

A: Perseverance and hard work.

tinydancer · 07-12-2007, 08:09 PM

Q: How does one become such a complete failure at life??

A: By spending all my money on hookers and cheap beer.

Jetée · 08-06-2007, 08:26 AM

Q: How can one gain respect at this esteemed corporation of automobile maufacturing?

A: Stop beeping and turn on the Nascar.

ItWasMe · 08-07-2007, 10:45 PM

Q: What my husband might say when I have the remote.

A: The little pink one in the middle.

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-08-2007, 04:49 PM

Q: I heard what you said, are you sure what you meant?

A: It's just the way I smell.

ItWasMe · 08-24-2007, 12:46 AM

Q: Is that a rose?

A: The alien in the corn field.

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-24-2007, 03:07 PM

Q: How can we explain these crop failures?

A: Bad management and bad luck.

Jetée · 09-25-2007, 08:42 AM

Q: Why is it that I am not able to drive this car?

A: Ride with me or ride don't at all, Big Boy.

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-26-2007, 05:14 AM

Q: What did the unwise driver say to the strangely attractive hitch-hiker?

A: I knew you would be here, waiting for me.

Jetée · 11-26-2007, 06:31 PM

Q: What did the shepherd say to the condor?

A: A crying shame you now find yourself caged.

ring · 11-27-2007, 05:37 AM

Q: what did the tiger say to the zoo-keeper?

A: stay still in the corner, and Ill set the cell-phone down.

06-19-2007, 08:50 PM	#81 (permalink)
ItWasMe But You'll Never Prove It. Location: under your bed	Q: Things I couldn't live without. A: self addressed stamped envelope. __________________ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Ok, no more truth-or-dare until somebody returns my underwear" ~ George Lopez I bake cookies just so I can lick the bowl. ~ ItWasMe

06-20-2007, 01:49 PM	#82 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Q: Name two solvents and an abrasive. A: That strange, seductive person at the grocery store. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-20-2007, 11:12 PM	#83 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	Q: The cute gal that bags the groceries, that asks if you need help to your car when all you bought was a box of mints? A: A paper clip, a rubber band, and a cocoanut. __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

07-12-2007, 02:42 PM	#84 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	Q: Oh, Mr. Costner! Would you please divulge to all your adoring fans around the world the secret to your success in the industry? A: All I do is dance! __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

07-12-2007, 08:09 PM	#86 (permalink)
tinydancer Tilted Location: Ohio	Q: How does one become such a complete failure at life?? A: By spending all my money on hookers and cheap beer. __________________ My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am i doing right? -Charles M. Schulz

07-12-2007, 03:26 PM	#85 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Q: How did you become a tiger bunny? A: Perseverance and hard work.

08-06-2007, 08:26 AM	#87 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	Q: How can one gain respect at this esteemed corporation of automobile maufacturing? A: Stop beeping and turn on the Nascar. __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

08-07-2007, 10:45 PM	#88 (permalink)
ItWasMe But You'll Never Prove It. Location: under your bed	Q: What my husband might say when I have the remote. A: The little pink one in the middle. __________________ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Ok, no more truth-or-dare until somebody returns my underwear" ~ George Lopez I bake cookies just so I can lick the bowl. ~ ItWasMe

08-08-2007, 04:49 PM	#89 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Q: I heard what you said, are you sure what you meant? A: It's just the way I smell. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

08-24-2007, 12:46 AM	#90 (permalink)
ItWasMe But You'll Never Prove It. Location: under your bed	Q: Is that a rose? A: The alien in the corn field. __________________ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Ok, no more truth-or-dare until somebody returns my underwear" ~ George Lopez I bake cookies just so I can lick the bowl. ~ ItWasMe

08-24-2007, 03:07 PM	#91 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Q: How can we explain these crop failures? A: Bad management and bad luck. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-25-2007, 08:42 AM	#92 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	Q: Why is it that I am not able to drive this car? A: Ride with me or ride don't at all, Big Boy. __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

09-26-2007, 05:14 AM	#93 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Q: What did the unwise driver say to the strangely attractive hitch-hiker? A: I knew you would be here, waiting for me. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

11-26-2007, 06:31 PM	#94 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	Q: What did the shepherd say to the condor? A: A crying shame you now find yourself caged. __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

11-27-2007, 05:37 AM	#95 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Q: what did the tiger say to the zoo-keeper? A: stay still in the corner, and Ill set the cell-phone down.