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06-19-2007, 08:50 PM
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But You'll Never Prove It.
Location: under your bed
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Q: Things I couldn't live without.
A: self addressed stamped envelope.
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Ok, no more truth-or-dare until somebody returns my underwear" ~ George Lopez I bake cookies just so I can lick the bowl. ~ ItWasMe |
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06-20-2007, 11:12 PM
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drawn and redrawn
Location: Some where in Southern California
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Q: The cute gal that bags the groceries, that asks if you need help to your car when all you bought was a box of mints?
A: A paper clip, a rubber band, and a cocoanut.
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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny |
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07-12-2007, 02:42 PM
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The Reforms
Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition
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Q: Oh, Mr. Costner! Would you please divulge to all your adoring fans around the world the secret to your success in the industry?
A: All I do is dance!
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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi |
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07-12-2007, 08:09 PM
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Tilted
Location: Ohio
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Q: How does one become such a complete failure at life??
A: By spending all my money on hookers and cheap beer.
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My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am i doing right? -Charles M. Schulz |
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08-06-2007, 08:26 AM
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The Reforms
Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition
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Q: How can one gain respect at this esteemed corporation of automobile maufacturing?
A: Stop beeping and turn on the Nascar.
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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi |
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08-07-2007, 10:45 PM
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But You'll Never Prove It.
Location: under your bed
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Q: What my husband might say when I have the remote.
A: The little pink one in the middle.
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Ok, no more truth-or-dare until somebody returns my underwear" ~ George Lopez I bake cookies just so I can lick the bowl. ~ ItWasMe |
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08-24-2007, 12:46 AM
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But You'll Never Prove It.
Location: under your bed
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Q: Is that a rose?
A: The alien in the corn field.
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09-25-2007, 08:42 AM
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The Reforms
Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition
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Q: Why is it that I am not able to drive this car?
A: Ride with me or ride don't at all, Big Boy. 
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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi |
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11-26-2007, 06:31 PM
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The Reforms
Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition
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Q: What did the shepherd say to the condor?
A: A crying shame you now find yourself caged.
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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi |
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