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Crack 04-13-2006 04:15 PM

I will never, *EVER* cheat on my girlfriend
 
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v40/jaeret/932.jpg

never.

Lucifer 04-13-2006 04:49 PM

If I was dating someone as totally intoxicatingly hot as shoegirl, I wouldn't cheat on her either.

maleficent 04-13-2006 05:19 PM

so because this loser cheated on her-- she's going to infect herself...

hmmm-- maybe there's a reason he cheated...

cheating... bad... but good god almighty...

skier 04-13-2006 06:37 PM

wow. talk about a pyrrhic victory

Topper 04-13-2006 08:26 PM

I dunno, seems fictitious to me..

Willravel 04-13-2006 08:41 PM

If you check the URL it says "This post has been deleted by the Community" or something. Who knows? It could be real. People can do very scary things when they are hurting. We can only hope that she came to her sense before doing something she would regret.

Charlatan 04-14-2006 12:04 AM

I will never cheat on my girlfriend... except with my wife.

CSflim 04-14-2006 08:41 AM

Come on! No one is that insane! Why destyroy your own life in the process of getting revenge? Makes no sense.

Do what the South Park kids did - hire a prostitute to use the victim's toothbrush and gargle with the contents of his fridge, etc. :lol:

ratbastid 04-14-2006 09:04 AM

I don't know if changing medical technologies have changed this, but... Ten years ago, knowingly infecting someone with HIV was First Degree Murder. People were convicted. Knowingly infecting someone with some other STD could almost certainly bring charges of assault.

Crack 04-14-2006 01:26 PM

Hell hath no fury, my good friends, no fury.

Grasshopper Green 04-14-2006 03:04 PM

HIV being preferred? So it's worth killing yourself to get back at a cheating spouse?
*shaking head*

Sharon 12-31-2006 04:54 PM

My guess is that she cheated on him, so he posted the ad, the idea being that she would be flooded with unwanted emails.

uncle phil 12-31-2006 06:57 PM

let's just purify that ol' gene pool...

Ourcrazymodern? 12-31-2006 11:47 PM

I agree with Charlatan.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan
I will never cheat on my girlfriend... except with my wife.

Purifying the gene pool would no doubt require a lot of not-politically-correct
techniques unacceptable to our (crazy modern world)!
I can't imagine why anybody would knowingly get or transmit HIV.

Daniel_ 01-03-2007 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharon
My guess is that she cheated on him, so he posted the ad, the idea being that she would be flooded with unwanted emails.


Here's the likely truth of it. :eek:

Sharon 01-03-2007 06:22 PM

A friend of mine broke up with this really nasty piece of work, who decided that he would put her telephone number in phoneboxes across London. After getting lots of phone calls from horny men, she had to change her number.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-03-2007 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharon
A friend of mine broke up with this really nasty piece of work, who decided that he would put her telephone number in phoneboxes across London. After getting lots of phone calls from horny men, she had to change her number.

...I hope she didn't get any diseases out of the deal.

Sharon 01-03-2007 07:47 PM

She didn't meet up with them!! That's MY fantasy. ;)

Ourcrazymodern? 01-04-2007 05:42 PM

Make it happen.

Sharon 01-04-2007 07:43 PM

I'm a little wild, but not wild enough to knowingly make it happen with infected partners...

Ourcrazymodern? 01-04-2007 08:25 PM

Ummm...I misinterpreted your fantasy being never meeting infected partners.
Ummm...thankyou?

quickiemaster 01-08-2007 04:53 AM

I'd stay away from someone like this regardless if this is a joke.

That's just not funny to even joke about. You have to be a sick individual to joke like that. You know someone out there is seriously contemplating contacting her.

biznatch 01-13-2007 10:09 PM

I actually heard about someone who wanted revenge on a cheating bf, got a STD that could be cured in it's early stage (I don't remember which) and gave it to it's SO. True? I don't know, but it's messed up even to think of such an act let alone perform it.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-14-2007 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quickiemaster
I'd stay away from someone like this regardless if this is a joke.

That's just not funny to even joke about. You have to be a sick individual to joke like that. You know someone out there is seriously contemplating contacting her.

This is just not funny. I do not KNOW that someone out there might do that.:love: :lol: :love:
I love laughing out loud.

Mauser 01-17-2007 05:09 AM

Is "eating ain't cheating" still a viable defense?

biznatch 01-17-2007 06:16 AM

I actually didn't know that one. But I think not.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-18-2007 04:31 PM

Didn't Bill Clinton's defense devolve into that somewhere along the line?

Sharon 01-18-2007 04:36 PM

I haven't heard "eating ain't cheating" before, what does that mean?

Ourcrazymodern? 01-18-2007 04:47 PM

I never heard it before, either, but BC (before conservatives:lol: ) tried to claim that oral sex didn't comprise sex, ergo... It reminded me of that.:)

Sharon 01-18-2007 04:59 PM

Ohhhhhhhh... completely over my head... I thought it might have been talking about having a dinner date with someone else, and it not being adulterous.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-18-2007 09:06 PM

(um) - adultery?

Sharon 01-19-2007 01:48 AM

Cheating... you know.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-22-2007 06:46 PM

...is that like looking at the answers before you've been given the test?

Sharon 01-23-2007 01:40 AM

Don't you start now...

Ourcrazymodern? 02-04-2007 02:50 PM

1. Googling
2. The French and Indian war
3. The hole in the ozone layer
4. The most beneficial alien among us
5. Jealous Liars

Sharon 02-04-2007 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
4. The most beneficial alien among us

Extra-terrestrial, or foreign national?

Ourcrazymodern? 02-04-2007 05:11 PM

Bill Gates.


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