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Originally Posted by dlish (Post 2764613)

i showed she-lish this thread. needless to say she had never heard of it, and wasnt really impressed with the idea either...

i guess wont be celebrating this next week. good luck boys

Even though April 14th is Cake & Cunnilingus Day? Can't celebrate one without the other...

Just wait until May 14th - Absinthe and Anal Day!

Are you sure? I thought My 14th was Tossed Salad and Salad Tossing day...

No tales of success?

None from me. Things were going pretty well; we substituted bison burgers for dinner. Then my son got sick. Turns out a kid with strep throat gets priority. :lol: He's doing better now, yay for antibiotics.

We were in the middle of eating our Pi Day blueberry pie when I told my SO it was also Steak and Blowjob Day. He's veggie, so he wanted to know: "If I don't want a steak, does that mean I get double blowjobs?"

For the record, the answer is YES.

I did not know about it !!!

Huh? Never heard of this holiday.
But then I found this description:

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You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it... No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

Ok, yeah. I guess this makes sense for a holiday, though I'm bummed that its schedule matches pi day. I forgot to celebrate both of these wacky holidays.

I think I'm doing it wrong. I have to cook my own steaks, and I haven't had a bj in years.

I thought I'd put the reminder up 2 weeks ahead of time. March 14th is a Monday this year.

I'm all lubed up and ready to go.

For practice I ate a steak yesterday. Rib eye, perhaps appropriately if you believe the bibical legend of woman being made from a rib of man and this holiday could sort of be paybacks.

So did anyone celebrate this year?

I totally forgot. :cry:

Do you have a favorite steak house, jewels? It's never too late to celebrate.

Yes, of course. Mulligan's in Indianapolis would be the one. Pick me up at 8.

dammit!! It's already 8:18 so I missed our date! If you're in the area, I'll meet you at Smith & Wollensky on Rittenhouse Square in Philly. Steaks are on me!

I didn't get a steak... :D