what does this chick's sign say for you? (NSFW) - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

cheezhead · 03-07-2006, 04:14 PM

it says i luv hollywood for me

Psycho Dad · 03-07-2006, 04:20 PM

I Luv Tyro! WTF?

Aladdin Sane · 03-07-2006, 05:04 PM

"I luv San Marcos!"

Charlatan · 03-07-2006, 05:07 PM

I luv Toronto...

skier · 03-07-2006, 05:18 PM

I love edmonton!

wow that's pretty sweet

shakran · 03-07-2006, 05:24 PM

woah. that's a lot of trouble to go through for that. I figure its' got the base image of the girl with the blank sign, then checks your ip address for the city, writes it out, makes a JPG out of it, then automatically inserts it over the sign. . .

What program would you use to do that? Surely a porn site isn't writing their own code.

theguyondacouch · 03-07-2006, 05:34 PM

hahaha, it shows woonsocket, which is the wrong town.

Psycho Dad · 03-07-2006, 05:51 PM

Mine is wrong as well.

Carno · 03-07-2006, 06:36 PM

She loves the city I live in

She must be crazy.. there's nothing to love about where I live, except that I'm here

Charlatan · 03-07-2006, 06:41 PM

Maybe that's her way of saying she loves you, Carno.

drunkboy · 03-07-2006, 06:53 PM

hey i live in houston.....where can i find her?

Willravel · 03-07-2006, 07:06 PM

Hahahaha mine says "I luv Tujunga!" So I guess San Jose is too hard to spell.

freeload · 03-07-2006, 07:07 PM

I was born in Askim, Norway

feelgood · 03-07-2006, 07:24 PM

"I love Memphis"

That's werid, I'm in Calgary but it kinda makes sense considering that this computer belongs to FedEx which is headquartered in Memphis

Toaster126 · 03-07-2006, 07:36 PM

Oops... sign is wrong. Blue Springs is close to Lee's Summit though.

ScottKuma · 03-07-2006, 07:39 PM

I luv Hamilton (when I'm tunneled into my home network)
I luv Chicago when I'm not.

Lucifer · 03-08-2006, 04:19 AM

It's kind of funny for me, I live in St. John's, but the sign says "I love Saint-Jean!"

Charlatan · 03-08-2006, 04:23 AM

That's funny, I would have thought it said, "Where the hell have you been?"

Fly · 03-08-2006, 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carno

She loves the city I live in

She must be crazy.. there's nothing to love about where I live, except that I'm here

you live in that shithole abbotsford??

man i just moved outta there last summer....(not far away either).....maybe we should go for a beer and try and find this girl

Poppinjay · 03-08-2006, 05:18 AM

Close, it got the town I live in, but I'm actually a few miles away in Falls Church right now.

snowy · 03-08-2006, 05:54 AM

I love Corvallis...

That's funny...so do I...

barenakedladies · 03-08-2006, 06:09 AM

im embarassed to say this but mine says "i love aol"

Jinn · 03-08-2006, 07:23 AM

I luv Lemoyne? wtf where is that?

Jinn · 03-08-2006, 07:26 AM

Anyone know the technology behind this? I seems like a static image if you go directly to the document root.. but its very dynamic.... she's got a quite a few too, if you switch the iloveit#.jpg.

Anybody? I wanna do this

Sticky · 03-08-2006, 09:54 AM

IP Geolocation

There are other pics, this on changes once in a while (try reloading to see if it changes)

Jinn · 03-08-2006, 10:24 AM

I understand that it was IP geolocation, but my question was how the JPG was being dynamically created with the new information. However, I googled a bit this morning for "dynamic JPG" and found out there's quite a few ways to do it. The easiest, it seems, is relying on UNIX's ability to send a cgi program under whatever name it wants. When you type the .jpg, that filename is actually calling a CGI program which generates the JPG and returns a JPG MIME type to the browser. It's not actually an address of the file, but a function call. Kinda neat.

At least thats how I understood it.

maleficent · 03-08-2006, 10:27 AM

jinn jinn jinn... a half nekkid woman is telling you that she loves the town where you are... and you geek out on us? just go with it and enjoy it ..

it's nonsense fer criminey's sake

ratbastid · 03-08-2006, 10:37 AM

She totally nailed mine and I'd totally nail her.

Jove · 03-08-2006, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maleficent

jinn jinn jinn... a half nekkid woman is telling you that she loves the town where you are... and you geek out on us? just go with it and enjoy it ..

it's nonsense fer criminey's sake

You have to admit, you were slightly interested in how the city appeared on the board. Even if it was a half naked woman holding the sign.

maleficent · 03-08-2006, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MonomAnny

You have to admit, you were slightly interested in how the city appeared on the board. Even if it was a half naked woman holding the sign.

naked women don't hold much appeal to me - so yeah -- the geek in me was fascinated by it

Jinn · 03-08-2006, 02:18 PM

Wanna see what I mean about iloveit.jpg being a CGI program that inserts a JPG rather than the file itself? Fuck up the file name.

http://images.brookeskye.com/mypics/iloveid2t.jpg

Look at that shit! Someone needs to learn how to error trap..

Might autofix it, just throw more random characters in..

Dane Bramage · 03-08-2006, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by barenakedladies

im embarassed to say this but mine says "i love aol"

Now... THAT'S funny.

erm... Mine says, I Love Charlotte, but I ain't in Charlotte. Probably close enough.

barenakedladies · 03-08-2006, 02:47 PM

i went all the way to iloveit69.jpg and just got bored

Sticky · 03-08-2006, 03:34 PM

<b>barenakedladies</b>, I posted it on the Titty Board
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...62#post2022462

You get alot of duplicates as they are pulled from a bank of images.

cheezhead · 03-08-2006, 03:39 PM

Lmao! You guys are amazing!

crewsor · 03-08-2006, 08:30 PM

Thats too cool. I'm easily amused though.

bparker805 · 03-08-2006, 09:13 PM

That's suhweet! I live in Ventura!

Fremen · 03-08-2006, 10:07 PM

Ooooohhhh, I wanna live in AOL!

Crack · 03-09-2006, 09:58 AM

wow, these chicks sure do get around... I can just imagine the diseases they contract.

vjssy · 03-10-2006, 03:08 AM

Woot. I'm German. It says Berlin when I'm in Glendale. But I knew that before I looked. I'm just bored.

03-07-2006, 04:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
cheezhead Psycho Location: FL	what does this chick's sign say for you? (NSFW) it says i luv hollywood for me

03-07-2006, 04:20 PM	#2 (permalink)
Psycho Dad Mulletproof Location: Some nucking fut house.	I Luv Tyro! WTF? __________________ Don't always trust the opinions of experts.

03-07-2006, 05:04 PM	#3 (permalink)
Aladdin Sane Degenerate Location: San Marvelous	"I luv San Marcos!" __________________ Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.

03-07-2006, 05:07 PM	#4 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	I luv Toronto... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

03-07-2006, 05:18 PM	#5 (permalink)
skier Rawr! Location: Edmontania	I love edmonton! wow that's pretty sweet __________________ "Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim

03-07-2006, 05:24 PM	#6 (permalink)
shakran Tone.	woah. that's a lot of trouble to go through for that. I figure its' got the base image of the girl with the blank sign, then checks your ip address for the city, writes it out, makes a JPG out of it, then automatically inserts it over the sign. . . What program would you use to do that? Surely a porn site isn't writing their own code.

03-07-2006, 05:34 PM	#7 (permalink)
theguyondacouch salmon? Location: Outside Providence	hahaha, it shows woonsocket, which is the wrong town. __________________ "Lick my frozen metal ass!"

03-07-2006, 05:51 PM	#8 (permalink)
Psycho Dad Mulletproof Location: Some nucking fut house.	Mine is wrong as well. __________________ Don't always trust the opinions of experts.

03-07-2006, 06:36 PM	#9 (permalink)
Carno Junkie	She loves the city I live in She must be crazy.. there's nothing to love about where I live, except that I'm here __________________ http://how-to-spell-ridiculous.com/

03-07-2006, 06:41 PM	#10 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Maybe that's her way of saying she loves you, Carno. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

03-07-2006, 06:53 PM	#11 (permalink)
drunkboy Upright Location: houston, texas	hey i live in houston.....where can i find her?

03-07-2006, 07:06 PM	#12 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	Hahahaha mine says "I luv Tujunga!" So I guess San Jose is too hard to spell.

03-07-2006, 07:07 PM	#13 (permalink)
freeload Done freeloading here Location: on my ass :) - Norway	I was born in Askim, Norway __________________ The future ain't what it used to be.

03-07-2006, 07:24 PM	#14 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	"I love Memphis" That's werid, I'm in Calgary but it kinda makes sense considering that this computer belongs to FedEx which is headquartered in Memphis __________________ Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

03-07-2006, 07:36 PM	#15 (permalink)
Toaster126 Extreme moderation Location: Kansas City, yo.	Oops... sign is wrong. Blue Springs is close to Lee's Summit though. __________________ "The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me." (Ayn Rand) "The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers." (M. Scott Peck)

03-08-2006, 04:19 AM	#17 (permalink)
Lucifer Husband of Seamaiden Location: Nova Scotia	It's kind of funny for me, I live in St. John's, but the sign says "I love Saint-Jean!" __________________ I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Job 30:29 1123, 6536, 5321

03-08-2006, 05:54 AM	#21 (permalink)
snowy Kick Ass Kunoichi Location: Oregon	I love Corvallis... That's funny...so do I... __________________ If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau

03-08-2006, 07:23 AM	#23 (permalink)
Jinn Lover - Protector - Teacher Location: Seattle, WA	I luv Lemoyne? wtf where is that? __________________ "I'm typing on a computer of science, which is being sent by science wires to a little science server where you can access it. I'm not typing on a computer of philosophy or religion or whatever other thing you think can be used to understand the universe because they're a poor substitute in the role of understanding the universe which exists independent from ourselves." - Willravel

03-07-2006, 07:39 PM	#16 (permalink)
ScottKuma Insane Location: Maineville, OH	I luv Hamilton (when I'm tunneled into my home network) I luv Chicago when I'm not. __________________ A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take from you everything you have. -Gerald R. Ford GoogleMap Me

03-08-2006, 04:23 AM	#18 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	That's funny, I would have thought it said, "Where the hell have you been?" __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

03-08-2006, 05:18 AM	#20 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Close, it got the town I live in, but I'm actually a few miles away in Falls Church right now. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

03-08-2006, 06:09 AM	#22 (permalink)
barenakedladies Crazy Location: anytown, USA	im embarassed to say this but mine says "i love aol" __________________ signature smignature

03-08-2006, 07:26 AM	#24 (permalink)
Jinn Lover - Protector - Teacher Location: Seattle, WA	Anyone know the technology behind this? I seems like a static image if you go directly to the document root.. but its very dynamic.... she's got a quite a few too, if you switch the iloveit#.jpg. Anybody? I wanna do this __________________ "I'm typing on a computer of science, which is being sent by science wires to a little science server where you can access it. I'm not typing on a computer of philosophy or religion or whatever other thing you think can be used to understand the universe because they're a poor substitute in the role of understanding the universe which exists independent from ourselves." - Willravel

03-08-2006, 09:54 AM	#25 (permalink)
Sticky	IP Geolocation There are other pics, this on changes once in a while (try reloading to see if it changes) __________________ Sticky The Stickman

03-08-2006, 10:24 AM	#26 (permalink)
Jinn Lover - Protector - Teacher Location: Seattle, WA	I understand that it was IP geolocation, but my question was how the JPG was being dynamically created with the new information. However, I googled a bit this morning for "dynamic JPG" and found out there's quite a few ways to do it. The easiest, it seems, is relying on UNIX's ability to send a cgi program under whatever name it wants. When you type the .jpg, that filename is actually calling a CGI program which generates the JPG and returns a JPG MIME type to the browser. It's not actually an address of the file, but a function call. Kinda neat. At least thats how I understood it. __________________ "I'm typing on a computer of science, which is being sent by science wires to a little science server where you can access it. I'm not typing on a computer of philosophy or religion or whatever other thing you think can be used to understand the universe because they're a poor substitute in the role of understanding the universe which exists independent from ourselves." - Willravel

03-08-2006, 10:27 AM	#27 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	jinn jinn jinn... a half nekkid woman is telling you that she loves the town where you are... and you geek out on us? just go with it and enjoy it .. it's nonsense fer criminey's sake __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

03-08-2006, 10:37 AM	#28 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	She totally nailed mine and I'd totally nail her.

03-08-2006, 02:18 PM	#31 (permalink)
Jinn Lover - Protector - Teacher Location: Seattle, WA	Wanna see what I mean about iloveit.jpg being a CGI program that inserts a JPG rather than the file itself? Fuck up the file name. http://images.brookeskye.com/mypics/iloveid2t.jpg Look at that shit! Someone needs to learn how to error trap.. Might autofix it, just throw more random characters in.. __________________ "I'm typing on a computer of science, which is being sent by science wires to a little science server where you can access it. I'm not typing on a computer of philosophy or religion or whatever other thing you think can be used to understand the universe because they're a poor substitute in the role of understanding the universe which exists independent from ourselves." - Willravel

03-08-2006, 02:47 PM	#33 (permalink)
barenakedladies Crazy Location: anytown, USA	i went all the way to iloveit69.jpg and just got bored __________________ signature smignature

03-08-2006, 03:34 PM	#34 (permalink)
Sticky	<b>barenakedladies</b>, I posted it on the Titty Board http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...62#post2022462 You get alot of duplicates as they are pulled from a bank of images. __________________ Sticky The Stickman

03-08-2006, 03:39 PM	#35 (permalink)
cheezhead Psycho Location: FL	Lmao! You guys are amazing!

03-08-2006, 08:30 PM	#36 (permalink)
crewsor Women want me. Men fear me. Location: Maryland,USA	Thats too cool. I'm easily amused though. __________________ We all have wings, some of us just don't know why.

03-08-2006, 09:13 PM	#37 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	That's suhweet! I live in Ventura!

03-08-2006, 10:07 PM	#38 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Ooooohhhh, I wanna live in AOL! __________________ Google

03-09-2006, 09:58 AM	#39 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	wow, these chicks sure do get around... I can just imagine the diseases they contract. __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

03-10-2006, 03:08 AM	#40 (permalink)
vjssy Upright Location: Glendale, CA	Woot. I'm German. It says Berlin when I'm in Glendale. But I knew that before I looked. I'm just bored. __________________ Me saepe mone.