Plan9

I'm young and single and haven't resorted to the old rufies 'n duct tape routine... so bowling sounds like a great plan!

Any Washington, D.C. area TFPers interested in bowling get-together in the next couple of weekends? The combination of the trashy top-40 music, imbibing of light beer, and hurling of polished spheres at Caucasian female-shaped targets should make for a memorable evening.

I assure you that I have minimal bowling skill and that I'll make your game look good.

Don't be scared. I'm Crompsin... the picture of a wild good time.

Takers? Excuses? Comments?

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Martian

My excuse is 600 miles.

I expect photographic evidence detailing any such happening.

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I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept
I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept
I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head
I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said

- Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame

Plan9

Awwwh, I was all excited when I saw that you responded, too.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Martian

Damn, now I feel guilty.

Should I ever make it to the DC area, I'd anticipate that our time would be occupied slaying enemies of paper and tin.

It's possible I'm worse at bowling than you are.

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I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept
I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept
I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head
I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said

- Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame

Punk.of.Ages

This would be fun if I weren't across the country...

I don't know if anything could make my game look good. My highest score is like 95.... =\

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"The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion..." - Henry Steel Commager

"Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike

Plan9

Drunk or sober?

...

Anybody closer?

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Punk.of.Ages

There's no such thing as sober at the bowling alley...

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"The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion..." - Henry Steel Commager

"Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike

Hektore

I can make it to the shady grove metro stop in about an hour, but I'm getting married in about a month so my weekends are all toast until after that.

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The advantage law is the best law in rugby, because it lets you ignore all the others for the good of the game.

FelixP

Amen brother.

I'd play ya, but I'm four hundred miles away.

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