Parking "ticket" project - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Coppertop · 01-20-2005, 02:03 PM

Read here for the full backstory.

Basically what I'm looking for is a picture that I can print out along with an inventive message to place on the windshields of cars parked poorly. I envision a message saying something to the effect of "You need help coloring too, asshat?" with a picture of a coloring a book (maybe a book about proper parking?) that hasn't been colored in properly (i.e. not in the lines).

I know you won't let me down TFP.

GoldenOuroboros · 01-20-2005, 02:11 PM

omg.. you cruel cruel man you..
*goes and reads story*

What's the colour of your lines over there? Perhaps you could throw a colour blind twist in as well :P

ngdawg · 01-20-2005, 04:44 PM

thriolith · 01-21-2005, 04:05 PM

Hehe, that is pretty funny. Now you just have to assume they can read as well.

slimsam1 · 01-21-2005, 05:54 PM

I was inspired to help...

Coppertop · 01-21-2005, 06:15 PM

Oh man slimsam1, I love it!

edit - that brain is just begging for a subliminal message to be included.

slimsam1 · 01-22-2005, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coppertop

Oh man slimsam1, I love it!

edit - that brain is just begging for a subliminal message to be included.

How do you mean, by writing things in the brainwrinkles?

Coppertop · 01-22-2005, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slimsam1

How do you mean, by writing things in the brainwrinkles?

That's it exactly.

MSD · 01-22-2005, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coppertop

Oh man slimsam1, I love it!

edit - that brain is just begging for a subliminal message to be included.

Only because you said that, I think I do see something drawn in the wrinkles

slimsam1 · 01-23-2005, 04:05 AM

Another option would be an ad flyer for a book called "Parking for Dummies"

ergdork · 01-31-2005, 05:24 AM

Not quite as satisfying, but I've also heard of people doing the reverse - putting "tickets" that thanked/congratulated people who park particularly well. Doesn't quite satisfy the frustration of idiot parkers, but sometimes its better to make someone smile!

inhalo · 02-17-2005, 01:49 PM

I don't think this will really help you, but I have a neat story about this topic. Last year I went to Colorado to see A Perfect Circle play a show. Well I had an extra concert ticket that I did not know what to do with. Instead of scalping it I decided to be creative. Parked in front of the venue was a cop car........and I have always wanted to give a cop a ticket.....so I walked up to his windshield- lifted the wiper- and gave him a ticket! I have no idea what ever became of the ticket......whether the cop went to the show or a fan took it.......BUT HEY I GAVE A COP A TICKET!

JStrider · 03-25-2005, 10:07 PM

bump... good thread...

i'm actually usin the first one

hu-man · 03-26-2005, 03:28 AM

I Park Like An Idiot

JStrider · 03-26-2005, 11:32 AM

hu-man thats pretty cool...

01-20-2005, 02:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	Parking "ticket" project Read here for the full backstory. Basically what I'm looking for is a picture that I can print out along with an inventive message to place on the windshields of cars parked poorly. I envision a message saying something to the effect of "You need help coloring too, asshat?" with a picture of a coloring a book (maybe a book about proper parking?) that hasn't been colored in properly (i.e. not in the lines). I know you won't let me down TFP.

01-20-2005, 02:11 PM	#2 (permalink)
GoldenOuroboros The Cheshire Grin... Location: An Aussie Outback	omg.. you cruel cruel man you.. goes and reads story What's the colour of your lines over there? Perhaps you could throw a colour blind twist in as well :P __________________ Can you see me grin grin grrriiiiinnnning?!

01-21-2005, 04:05 PM	#4 (permalink)
thriolith Insane Location: Toronto	Hehe, that is pretty funny. Now you just have to assume they can read as well. __________________ - Thriolith

01-21-2005, 05:54 PM	#5 (permalink)
slimsam1 Crazy	I was inspired to help... Last edited by slimsam1; 01-21-2005 at 05:56 PM..

03-25-2005, 10:07 PM	#13 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	bump... good thread... i'm actually usin the first one __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto

01-20-2005, 04:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch

01-21-2005, 06:15 PM	#6 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	Oh man slimsam1, I love it! edit - that brain is just begging for a subliminal message to be included.

01-23-2005, 04:05 AM	#10 (permalink)
slimsam1 Crazy	Another option would be an ad flyer for a book called "Parking for Dummies"

01-31-2005, 05:24 AM	#11 (permalink)
ergdork Tilted	Not quite as satisfying, but I've also heard of people doing the reverse - putting "tickets" that thanked/congratulated people who park particularly well. Doesn't quite satisfy the frustration of idiot parkers, but sometimes its better to make someone smile!

02-17-2005, 01:49 PM	#12 (permalink)
inhalo Tilted Location: Purgatory	I don't think this will really help you, but I have a neat story about this topic. Last year I went to Colorado to see A Perfect Circle play a show. Well I had an extra concert ticket that I did not know what to do with. Instead of scalping it I decided to be creative. Parked in front of the venue was a cop car........and I have always wanted to give a cop a ticket.....so I walked up to his windshield- lifted the wiper- and gave him a ticket! I have no idea what ever became of the ticket......whether the cop went to the show or a fan took it.......BUT HEY I GAVE A COP A TICKET!

03-26-2005, 03:28 AM	#14 (permalink)
hu-man The one that got away Location: Over the hill and far away	I Park Like An Idiot

03-26-2005, 11:32 AM	#15 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	hu-man thats pretty cool... __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto