Parking "ticket" project
 

Read here for the full backstory.

Basically what I'm looking for is a picture that I can print out along with an inventive message to place on the windshields of cars parked poorly. I envision a message saying something to the effect of "You need help coloring too, asshat?" with a picture of a coloring a book (maybe a book about proper parking?) that hasn't been colored in properly (i.e. not in the lines).

I know you won't let me down TFP.

omg.. you cruel cruel man you..
*goes and reads story*

What's the colour of your lines over there? Perhaps you could throw a colour blind twist in as well :P

Hehe, that is pretty funny. Now you just have to assume they can read as well. :confused:

I was inspired to help...

http://twypo.com/etc/misc/parking.jpg

Oh man slimsam1, I love it!

edit - that brain is just begging for a subliminal message to be included.

How do you mean, by writing things in the brainwrinkles?

That's it exactly.

Only because you said that, I think I do see something drawn in the wrinkles

Another option would be an ad flyer for a book called "Parking for Dummies"

Not quite as satisfying, but I've also heard of people doing the reverse - putting "tickets" that thanked/congratulated people who park particularly well. Doesn't quite satisfy the frustration of idiot parkers, but sometimes its better to make someone smile!

I don't think this will really help you, but I have a neat story about this topic. Last year I went to Colorado to see A Perfect Circle play a show. Well I had an extra concert ticket that I did not know what to do with. Instead of scalping it I decided to be creative. Parked in front of the venue was a cop car........and I have always wanted to give a cop a ticket.....so I walked up to his windshield- lifted the wiper- and gave him a ticket! I have no idea what ever became of the ticket......whether the cop went to the show or a fan took it.......BUT HEY I GAVE A COP A TICKET!

bump... good thread...

i'm actually usin the first one

hu-man thats pretty cool...