Giant Hamburger

House training your p'thoodlhu is an important life-lesson, that sets the foundation for preventing other inappropriate behavior. Crate training is the most effective housebreaking method. But leaving a p'thoodlet in a crate too long, forcing in-crate sacrifices, and not dedicating adequate hunt time will defeat the purpose of using a crate. In this case you may need a long-term confinement area. Do not forget to reinforce gates and electrify fences.

Dilbert1234567

lol

nice

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Jetée

Why is it's head so small and why all those tails?


Tilt your head to the right and it becomes a deadly African beetle.

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Giant Hamburger

Hop a little closer juice-filled Jetstream and P'thoodlhu will tell you why.

Charlatan

Question: Where can I get a pet like this?

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clavus

Just say its name out loud. I will arrive.

Great work GH.

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kramus

awww - is he as cute and well groomed as I think he is? Can I pet him?

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Giant Hamburger

Be warned friend Kramus, grooming and petting come at a terror-filled price.

Halx

This is the height of cleverness. I love it!

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Giant Hamburger

is the natural outcome of efficient butchery.

Giant Hamburger

and this is the unnatural outcome

Charlatan

Are those sausages baked, grilled, boiled or smoked?

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Giant Hamburger

Yes, and shamed.

Charlatan

That was some party... never turn you back on a bowl of beans.

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doodlebird

is that sausage vomit on the floor?

and if sausage vomit is a euphamism for something else,
i'm not sure i want to know.

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Nancy

ARGH!

Just when I thought that poodles couldn't possibly get any scarrier. Sure it's only a silhouette but still!

I'm gonna have nightmares tonight, I just know it.

Why do you torment me so, mr. burger?

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I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

Fly

so............what you're saying is............you went to a sausage party?


i new you were doomed when you painted your toes.........

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Giant Hamburger

Apologies my sweet danish.

My green trospers hoosh for you warmly

I should have considered your delicate sensibilities on poodle-oriented matters.

Nancy

You're forgiven. I can't stay mad at someone as tasty as you anyway.

Cute creatures! They remind me of the creature Forlæns (Forward) and Baglæns (Backward) from planet Joakim. I'd show you but I have no pictures

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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy.
I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

doodlebird

those trospers are so damn cute, they deserve their own thread.
unless "hoosh" means "prepare to devour the innocent."
in which case, i'd say humbug to to your evil deeds.

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