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Shadowex3 · 07-31-2010, 11:57 PM

Quote:

but just imagine the sound she would make going down a slide naked:

thbthbthbthbthbthbbbbt

i know you are already imagining it in your head...

No. Freakin. Way.

LOVE it! ROFLMFAO

3 1/2 years later (for me), it still fuckin' rawks.

I'll admit it took me a few minutes to figure that one out before getting a few giggles. Got a few more when I realised that if such a thing existed that would probably be the noise a weathercunt made.

Lindy · 11-20-2010, 04:07 PM

The Stanford girl's volley ball team. As far away as you can see. On the horizon. Tall pussy.

TheCrimsonGhost · 12-19-2010, 07:18 AM

wow.... I had no idea that there could be someone ignorant enough to actually believe this joke. It is something I have heard many times, but never heard of anyone actually thinking it's true. Congratulations, you should win some sort of award. Here's your sign.

noodle · 12-19-2010, 07:22 AM

Welcome to the TFP... where sarcasm runs rampant, m'dear.

TNJ4555 · 01-26-2011, 01:53 PM

Sorry for being so late to the party but......
Isn't a horizontal pussy called a "mouth"?

don.to · 02-17-2011, 04:02 PM

Well, I'm not a gynecologist, but I would be happy to look into it.

Bonkai · 02-18-2011, 01:13 AM

So glad the Op was an old post, my jaw almost hit the floor from the ignorance.

WhoaitsZ · 03-04-2011, 08:16 PM

oh my god I remember this post so well. good times!

iFishVideos · 04-13-2011, 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Dude

Me and my friends were talking and one of them said that one race of people have horizontal pussy's, compared to vertical ones that we normally see.

is this true or just a myth?

if true, can you post some pics?

EDIT: I didnt mean this like i've never seen a puss or anything.

This was meant like a rare race of humans (in the pacific ocean i was thinking) that had this.

You can't be serious!

chinese crested · 04-18-2011, 01:58 AM

People in Australia walk on their hands and hold on hard to clumps of grass and such so that they dont fall off.

Random Hair · 04-18-2011, 02:12 AM

So..? If the people from “horizontal pussy Island” were to breed with the rest of the vertical vagina population, would the offspring have cross head pussies and Philips head cocks?

11-20-2010, 04:07 PM	#162 (permalink)
Lindy Junkie	The Stanford girl's volley ball team. As far away as you can see. On the horizon. Tall pussy.

12-19-2010, 07:18 AM	#163 (permalink)
TheCrimsonGhost Upright Location: Los Angeles, CA	wow.... I had no idea that there could be someone ignorant enough to actually believe this joke. It is something I have heard many times, but never heard of anyone actually thinking it's true. Congratulations, you should win some sort of award. Here's your sign.

01-26-2011, 01:53 PM	#165 (permalink)
TNJ4555 Tilted Location: Jersey	Sorry for being so late to the party but...... Isn't a horizontal pussy called a "mouth"?

02-17-2011, 04:02 PM	#166 (permalink)
don.to Upright	Well, I'm not a gynecologist, but I would be happy to look into it.

02-18-2011, 01:13 AM	#167 (permalink)
Bonkai Tilted Location: Houston,Tx	So glad the Op was an old post, my jaw almost hit the floor from the ignorance.

03-04-2011, 08:16 PM	#168 (permalink)
WhoaitsZ Crazy Location: right behind you...	oh my god I remember this post so well. good times!

04-18-2011, 01:58 AM	#170 (permalink)
chinese crested Insane Location: hampshire	People in Australia walk on their hands and hold on hard to clumps of grass and such so that they dont fall off.

04-18-2011, 02:12 AM	#171 (permalink)
Random Hair Upright	So..? If the people from “horizontal pussy Island” were to breed with the rest of the vertical vagina population, would the offspring have cross head pussies and Philips head cocks?