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Old 03-22-2007, 08:07 AM   #121 (permalink)
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Why am I not surprised that you asked something like this?

I suggest you get out and get some damn pussy.
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Old 03-22-2007, 08:19 AM   #122 (permalink)
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I like how it seems like his friend actually believes that. Maybe your friend needs to have sex.
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Old 03-22-2007, 03:20 PM   #123 (permalink)
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but just imagine the sound she would make going down a slide naked:

thbthbthbthbthbthbbbbt

i know you are already imagining it in your head...
No. Freakin. Way.

LOVE it! ROFLMFAO
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Old 03-24-2007, 10:56 PM   #124 (permalink)
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Old 04-16-2007, 11:04 PM   #125 (permalink)
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Hey, someone should go to a plastic surgeon and then be the first to post pictures of their own horizontal vagina. Enough talk damnit, act on it!!!!!
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Old 04-25-2007, 01:27 PM   #126 (permalink)
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Old 05-24-2007, 11:21 PM   #127 (permalink)
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my girlfriends got a horizontal pussy but it's on her face...
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Old 06-13-2007, 10:41 PM   #128 (permalink)
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period.
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Old 06-14-2007, 06:32 AM   #129 (permalink)
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Old 07-03-2007, 04:08 PM   #130 (permalink)
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Okay...Here is some interesting facts for you...

There is such a thing as double vagina, as there is "the horizontal vagina syndrome."

Now the claims its some remote village with a race or even a tribe of horizontal vagina's did make me giggle some.

You can actually find this all over the net if you look, or know what you are looking for...

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/sites/en...&dopt=Abstract

Also if you look up...

"Dorsocaudal dislocation of the vagina".

Its very unpleasant for the woman and its sorted by an operation...

Now you know also that women can have tilted wombs don't you? which if you have ever had intercourse with a woman and she finds it uncomfortable ontop, 9/10 shes not making it up, its cos her womb is tilted! not rare at all!

More info on abnormal vagina's you can go here and read all about it....

http://www.childrenshospital.org/cli...ublevel11.html

Generally its something women are born with...

Hope this helps.

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Old 07-03-2007, 08:17 PM   #131 (permalink)
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thanks for the info, we still need a picture.
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Old 07-04-2007, 02:11 AM   #132 (permalink)
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I doubt you will get a picture, its a medical condition.

If you are so intrigued go buy a medical book and then scan the pictures! surely between you all you can come up with an actual picture!
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Old 07-04-2007, 10:05 AM   #133 (permalink)
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If you're a nurse, shouldn't you have access to those medical books easier than we would?
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Old 07-04-2007, 10:19 AM   #134 (permalink)
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Well thats a cop out answer Jazz, and as you feel i am copping out thats upto you, but as a nurse i am not adding pictures so you can all have a laugh at the misfortunately ones.
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Old 07-04-2007, 10:33 AM   #135 (permalink)
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Nell, we've looked. Believe me, we've looked.

See post #128 for the answer.

I'm not copping out, just mentioning that we've had no luck, and you have in your hands source material.

Besides, this thread hit its peak in #18. That's why it's in the hall of fame.
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Old 07-04-2007, 01:31 PM   #136 (permalink)
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Well hun i am sorry but its not going to be me adding photographs, diagrams etc etc, i wouldn't be a good nurse if i did.

Horizontal if you think about it, is not going to be where the entrance is, its inside. not as if the entrance is going to be in the thigh, if anyone thought that then i feel sorry for ya all!
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Old 07-05-2007, 05:31 AM   #137 (permalink)
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So good nurses aren't supposed to educate and inform, just tell stories?
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Old 07-05-2007, 05:36 AM   #138 (permalink)
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Well hun i am sorry but its not going to be me adding photographs, diagrams etc etc, i wouldn't be a good nurse if i did.

Horizontal if you think about it, is not going to be where the entrance is, its inside. not as if the entrance is going to be in the thigh, if anyone thought that then i feel sorry for ya all!
No but well you know I think that people are imagining that the cameltoe would not be north/south but more east/west.

Well, that said some of us are excellent googlers, and now that we know exactly what to be on the lookout for.... I mean this thread has endured for 4 years. We're a patient lot.

Now I don't think we would be laughing at misfortunates, since that's not what this place has ever been about.
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Old 09-07-2007, 09:42 AM   #139 (permalink)
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When I was a junior in high school I was working on a nice looking Filipina. Anyway, this dude in my English class asked me if she had a sideways pussy. I laughed for a good 20 minutes. Poor guy was embarrassed.
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Old 10-07-2007, 03:40 PM   #140 (permalink)
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Horizontal pussy = definitely. Happens every time a woman lies down!
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Old 12-08-2007, 11:20 AM   #141 (permalink)
 
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omg, there's wrong, there's WRONG, and then there's thbthbthbthbthbthbbbbt... but I can't help but laugh :P
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Old 12-14-2007, 05:47 PM   #142 (permalink)
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I wonder if he ever found that elusive Horizontal pussy?
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Old 06-27-2008, 07:52 AM   #143 (permalink)
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its been what.. 5 years and we're still struggling to get even a single picture!

and here i was thinking that TFP can do anything
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Old 06-27-2008, 09:33 PM   #144 (permalink)
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Not only did I find a picture of horizontal pussy, but George Bush is eating it!
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Old 06-28-2008, 07:56 AM   #145 (permalink)
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Not only did I find a picture of horizontal pussy, but George Bush is eating it!
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All I see is a red x (and yeah, I don't expect a woman to have a sideways vagina)

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Old 06-29-2008, 10:36 AM   #146 (permalink)
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BINGO! we have a winner!
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Old 06-29-2008, 10:51 AM   #147 (permalink)
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That was not quite as erotic as I was hoping it to be....
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Old 07-18-2008, 04:22 AM   #148 (permalink)
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No such thing as a horizontal vagina, m'dear. It would be pretty darn freaky deaky if there were, but there isn't.

Maybe not on Earth...but its very likely to exist on some other planet in some other star system far, far away! I can't wait until we start building star gates to go and check it out!!! Heck...who knows how many different kinds there are???



And to be fair to the ladies, well I am at it, its very likely that there are men with many different shape as well...heck thats already the case here on Earth...

Please note...if I make a spelling error or two its because I am dyslexic...
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Old 08-07-2008, 08:26 PM   #149 (permalink)
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I FOUND IT!!!!!

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Old 08-07-2008, 08:35 PM   #150 (permalink)
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I FOUND IT!!!!!

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Huh.
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Old 10-05-2008, 09:09 AM   #151 (permalink)
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Old 01-07-2009, 09:36 PM   #152 (permalink)
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I honestly think someone never found a picture because everyone is avoiding the "click to enlarge" or "click to view" links....................
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Old 06-28-2010, 12:28 PM   #153 (permalink)
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errr...BUMP!

thanks to one funny monkie, ive had the chance to have a few more giggles here..

any one else have any luck finding the elusive holy grail of pussy?
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Old 06-28-2010, 12:38 PM   #154 (permalink)
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Personally, I have never cum across a horizontal pussy....

Though I have been known from time to time to simulate one by using a perpendickular approach.
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Old 07-18-2010, 10:00 AM   #155 (permalink)
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Guys,

obviously Vampires have square pussies, as all will know who watched the movie "Let the Right One In".

At 1:30:37 in you get a glimpse...

Swedish movies...............
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Old 07-18-2010, 11:28 AM   #156 (permalink)
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Old 07-18-2010, 05:11 PM   #157 (permalink)
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but just imagine the sound she would make going down a slide naked:

thbthbthbthbthbthbbbbt

i know you are already imagining it in your head...
this begs to be bumped...
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Old 07-18-2010, 06:23 PM   #158 (permalink)
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Though I have been known from time to time to simulate one by using a perpendickular approach.
Sometimes you got to attack the pussy from a blind side. A well maneuvered flank attack with catch any pussy by surprise. Easier access to the kill zone.
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Old 07-18-2010, 07:44 PM   #159 (permalink)
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Sometimes you got to attack the pussy from a blind side. A well maneuvered flank attack with catch any pussy by surprise. Easier access to the kill zone.
Blind side = alternate love canal?
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Old 07-29-2010, 06:41 PM   #160 (permalink)
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Quote:
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but just imagine the sound she would make going down a slide naked:

thbthbthbthbthbthbbbbt

i know you are already imagining it in your head...
No. Freakin. Way.

LOVE it! ROFLMFAO
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I don't know, Dude. I think the "how long until I can pee on my girlfriend" thread in sexuality has this one beat.
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