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The_Dude · 04-26-2003, 08:28 AM

thanx

riptide4070 · 04-26-2003, 08:31 AM

pure myth my friend

crazycousinjim · 04-26-2003, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by phredgreen
but just imagine the sound she would make going down a slide naked:

thbthbthbthbthbthbbbbt

i know you are already imagining it in your head...

Oh my lord. That is the funniestthing I heard all week. Thanks Phred for filling our heads with that wonderful image.

phredgreen · 04-26-2003, 10:10 AM

heh... glad to make a few people's day.

tcxsnoop · 04-26-2003, 10:48 AM

No way man. Horizontal pussy is pretty funny when you think about it though.

platypus · 04-26-2003, 05:01 PM

I had a Chinese girlfriend in highschool and was teased mercilessly about this subject. And no, she wasn't a side-valve. Vertical like all the rest.

sbscout · 04-26-2003, 07:44 PM

i usually just invert my wife when I want my pussy horizontal! LOL!

Craven Morehead · 04-26-2003, 08:20 PM

I'm going to dedicated the remainder of my life to serach for the elusive horizontal twat. In the name of science, of course.

MSD · 04-26-2003, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sbscout
i usually just invert my wife when I want my pussy horizontal! LOL!

Um, wouldn't inverting her just make it upside-down?

ally · 05-02-2003, 01:49 PM

it's amazing how many of us have clicked on this...

degrawj · 05-02-2003, 02:02 PM

lol!!! i'd like to see a horizontal pussy if there ever was one! where would the clitoris be though? the left, or the right?

Minx · 05-02-2003, 02:32 PM

lmao....sorry but your buddies were teasing you hard core....they only go one way!

Frozen North · 05-02-2003, 02:38 PM

I think it was during WWII that soldiers started spreading rumors that Japanese womens' vaginas ran horizontally. Just another lie made to de-humanize the enemy so that you won't feel guilty when you kill them.

nefarious · 05-02-2003, 06:01 PM

a horizontal pussy would look VERYY strange... where would it fit? it would have to be pretty small to fit in a crotch .. perhaps would it be just be low the belly button..

TOO WEIRD!

viejo gringo · 05-02-2003, 07:18 PM

Son, you come down here to deep south Texas, and we
make a trip over to Mexico and see the donkey show...
I garantee you will not know if it is vertical or horizantal
after that-----

Empty_One · 05-02-2003, 07:25 PM

my wife's got one. It goes perfect with my horizontal ass cheeks.

Come on man, google is your friend

Sparky · 05-02-2003, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by phredgreen
but just imagine the sound she would make going down a slide naked:

thbthbthbthbthbthbbbbt

i know you are already imagining it in your head...

I am imagining it in my head, fucking hilarious.

Dr. Smooth · 05-02-2003, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by phredgreen
but just imagine the sound she would make going down a slide naked:

thbthbthbthbthbthbbbbt

i know you are already imagining it in your head...

hahahhaa i have to give u props, thats funny shit

KWSN · 05-03-2003, 11:57 AM

JESUS.... That's like... the vaginal equivalent of a chode... wider than it is long...

Seriously, that is absolutely impossible... there COULD be a REALLY wide pussy, easily, but not HORIZONTAL. A vulva, for the most part, is a vulva. The clitoris goes where the clitoris goes, the urethra where the urethra goes... you get the point. Horizontal is impossible.

platypus · 05-03-2003, 02:43 PM

I remember a cartoon in Hustler some 20 years ago. A sailor getting undressed glances over at the naked Asian prostitute he's about to bed. A look of astonishment on his face as she displays her horizontal assets to him.

I remember thinking, "When she spreads her legs, wouldn't that thing snap shut like a change purse?"

Sion · 05-03-2003, 03:47 PM

the scary part of this whole issue is the fact that few people seem to know that there is NO such thing as different races of humans. all humans are of the same race (or species, scientifically speaking) with the same anatomy. IF there were a group with horizontal vaginas, they would not be homo sapiens sapiens. they would have another scientific name, such as homo sapiens genita-horizontalus, perhaps.

WhiteDevil · 05-03-2003, 11:51 PM

I do believe they're yanking you. Tell them there's a race of people with their ballsacks on top of their wangs. That'll show'em.

2bit · 05-05-2003, 02:27 AM

Shame on you all for making fun of somebody because of your own ignorance. To all those who doubt the existence of the horizontal pussy, prepare to be shocked and amazed...

**DRUM ROLL**
**DRUM ROLL**
**DRUM ROLL**

The horizontal pussy in all it's majestic glory, enjoy friends!

TheGreatReapper · 05-05-2003, 02:30 AM

LOL.... 2bit is the man... I've never seen anything soo beautiful

Charlatan · 05-05-2003, 07:43 AM

I heard that there was a "doctor" giving horozontal pussies to transgenders... He had some sort of issue with women and was taking it out on transgenders because he could... I think it was something like he had these vision of horozontal vagina and felt the irresistable urge to recreate his visions...

I heard he was finally arrested but not before causing much fear and loathing in the transgender community at large.

(this is how bad rumours are started... heh)

fienna · 05-05-2003, 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Azharen
The only "horizontal pussies" I've ever seen have all been in Anime, had razor sharp teeth and bit dicks off.

heheheh... so true, so true...

Asuka{eve} · 05-05-2003, 03:59 PM

that is damn funny. Impossible i reality but in the realm of vodep it is very possible. There is some horizontal pussy (with some extras) in this one Japanime hentai called La Blue Girl......Some pretty sick shit it.... I think its episode 5.... Not that Ive "actually" seen it mind you.

neoinoakleys · 05-05-2003, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The_Dude
Me and my friends were talking and one of them said that one race of people have horizontal pussy's, compared to vertical ones that we normally see.

is this true or just a myth?

OK, I think I have heard it all now....

dolemite175 · 05-05-2003, 05:31 PM

Are you sure you're over 18?

louiedog · 05-05-2003, 05:48 PM

i'm going to say it's true until i see every woman on earth naked

actually... in hindsight this seems like a terrible idea.... can i pick and choose?

The_Dude · 05-05-2003, 07:52 PM

i thought this thread would die out...

BBtB · 05-05-2003, 08:02 PM

not if you keep picking at it

wg2000 · 05-05-2003, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by G_Whiz
Funny how these things seem to perpetuate themselves for years. Maybe you could check it out through snopes. I doubt they'd post it, but it would be interesting to see their research.

I dunno, snopes posted that naked teakettle e-bay picture. After that I think they might just post anything.

merkerguitars · 05-05-2003, 08:28 PM

If there was such a thing it would be one hell of a site to see!

Sion · 05-06-2003, 12:37 AM

check out my work in the photochoppin forum, in the fav/best thread

PataQ · 05-08-2003, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SecretMethod70
Do they not teach sex ed at your school? I've heard some things are taken out of text books for *ahem* certain regions, but geez, I'd think they'd teach simple anatomy like this at least.

ROFL.

Simple as that.

ROFL!

Peetster · 05-08-2003, 06:40 PM

Sailor-lore.

MikeyChalupa · 06-20-2003, 09:29 AM

I dated a Jewish girl once who's father told me that when he was in the Navy in the 70's, some of the Southern guys he served with wanted to know why he didn't have horns. Apparently, they had heard (or been told) that Jewish people all had horns, but had never met one before. These same guys were afriad to shower with black men, as they were afraid the "black" would come off. It strikes me that either you were the victim of some good-natured ribbing, or truly, there are still people around who just plain make stuff up about people they don't understand (Jews, African Americans, or in this case, some remote tribe somewhere.) Yes, there are very remote tribes that do not often come into contact with the industrialized world, but they're still human beings, and are built more or less like you or me.

I'd like to think that we are a bit more sophisticated than that.

-Mikey

eyeseepeedude · 06-20-2003, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by phredgreen
but just imagine the sound she would make going down a slide naked:

thbthbthbthbthbthbbbbt

i know you are already imagining it in your head...

OMG... that's so horrible... and SO damn funny.

joshibahn · 06-20-2003, 10:21 AM

Sounds like a photoshop contest to me, who can make the best
"Horizontal Pussy"... I would love to see it!

04-26-2003, 08:28 AM	#41 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	thanx __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

04-26-2003, 08:31 AM	#42 (permalink)
riptide4070 Addict Location: Boone, NC	pure myth my friend __________________ "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was making the world believe he didn't exist" -Kevin Spacey 'The Usual Suspects'

04-26-2003, 10:10 AM	#44 (permalink)
phredgreen who? Location: the phoenix metro	heh... glad to make a few people's day. __________________ My country is the world, and my religion is to do good. - Thomas Paine

04-26-2003, 10:48 AM	#45 (permalink)
tcxsnoop Crazy Location: Jerzee	No way man. Horizontal pussy is pretty funny when you think about it though. __________________ Carmella DeCesare > All Thank You - Liqour Dealer, asdf1001, Candyman

04-26-2003, 05:01 PM	#46 (permalink)
platypus Essen meine kurze Hosen Location: NY Burbs	I had a Chinese girlfriend in highschool and was teased mercilessly about this subject. And no, she wasn't a side-valve. Vertical like all the rest. __________________ Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

04-26-2003, 07:44 PM	#47 (permalink)
sbscout Disorganized Location: back home again...	i usually just invert my wife when I want my pussy horizontal! LOL! __________________ Always question authority... it'll keep the bastards on their toes!

04-26-2003, 08:20 PM	#48 (permalink)
Craven Morehead Custom User Title	I'm going to dedicated the remainder of my life to serach for the elusive horizontal twat. In the name of science, of course.

05-02-2003, 01:49 PM	#50 (permalink)
ally Insane Location: Boone,NC	it's amazing how many of us have clicked on this...

05-02-2003, 02:02 PM	#51 (permalink)
degrawj I'm still waiting... Location: West Linn, OR	lol!!! i'd like to see a horizontal pussy if there ever was one! where would the clitoris be though? the left, or the right?

05-02-2003, 02:32 PM	#52 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	lmao....sorry but your buddies were teasing you hard core....they only go one way! __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

05-02-2003, 02:38 PM	#53 (permalink)
Frozen North Insane Location: Alaska	I think it was during WWII that soldiers started spreading rumors that Japanese womens' vaginas ran horizontally. Just another lie made to de-humanize the enemy so that you won't feel guilty when you kill them.

05-02-2003, 06:01 PM	#54 (permalink)
nefarious Insane Location: Tucson, AZ	a horizontal pussy would look VERYY strange... where would it fit? it would have to be pretty small to fit in a crotch .. perhaps would it be just be low the belly button.. TOO WEIRD! __________________ Si vis pacem, para bellum. - Vegetius "Do Re Mil.3, Prol.

05-02-2003, 07:18 PM	#55 (permalink)
viejo gringo Registered User Location: Deep South Texas	Son, you come down here to deep south Texas, and we make a trip over to Mexico and see the donkey show... I garantee you will not know if it is vertical or horizantal after that-----

05-02-2003, 07:25 PM	#56 (permalink)
Empty_One Addict Location: Milwaukee, WI	my wife's got one. It goes perfect with my horizontal ass cheeks. Come on man, google is your friend Last edited by Empty_One; 05-02-2003 at 07:28 PM..

05-03-2003, 11:57 AM	#59 (permalink)
KWSN green	JESUS.... That's like... the vaginal equivalent of a chode... wider than it is long... Seriously, that is absolutely impossible... there COULD be a REALLY wide pussy, easily, but not HORIZONTAL. A vulva, for the most part, is a vulva. The clitoris goes where the clitoris goes, the urethra where the urethra goes... you get the point. Horizontal is impossible. __________________ Your arms are broken!

05-03-2003, 02:43 PM	#60 (permalink)
platypus Essen meine kurze Hosen Location: NY Burbs	I remember a cartoon in Hustler some 20 years ago. A sailor getting undressed glances over at the naked Asian prostitute he's about to bed. A look of astonishment on his face as she displays her horizontal assets to him. I remember thinking, "When she spreads her legs, wouldn't that thing snap shut like a change purse?" __________________ Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

05-03-2003, 03:47 PM	#61 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	the scary part of this whole issue is the fact that few people seem to know that there is NO such thing as different races of humans. all humans are of the same race (or species, scientifically speaking) with the same anatomy. IF there were a group with horizontal vaginas, they would not be homo sapiens sapiens. they would have another scientific name, such as homo sapiens genita-horizontalus, perhaps. __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

05-03-2003, 11:51 PM	#62 (permalink)
WhiteDevil Brave Corporate Logo Location: Undisclosed	I do believe they're yanking you. Tell them there's a race of people with their ballsacks on top of their wangs. That'll show'em. __________________ Join me or die! Can you do any less?

05-05-2003, 02:27 AM	#63 (permalink)
2bit Crazy Location: SJSU	Shame on you all for making fun of somebody because of your own ignorance. To all those who doubt the existence of the horizontal pussy, prepare to be shocked and amazed... DRUM ROLL DRUM ROLL DRUM ROLL The horizontal pussy in all it's majestic glory, enjoy friends! __________________ I hope life isn't a big joke because I don't get it.

05-05-2003, 02:30 AM	#64 (permalink)
TheGreatReapper Upright	LOL.... 2bit is the man... I've never seen anything soo beautiful __________________ I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

05-05-2003, 07:43 AM	#65 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	I heard that there was a "doctor" giving horozontal pussies to transgenders... He had some sort of issue with women and was taking it out on transgenders because he could... I think it was something like he had these vision of horozontal vagina and felt the irresistable urge to recreate his visions... I heard he was finally arrested but not before causing much fear and loathing in the transgender community at large. (this is how bad rumours are started... heh) __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

05-05-2003, 03:59 PM	#67 (permalink)
Asuka{eve} Addict Location: Oh God, the rain!	that is damn funny. Impossible i reality but in the realm of vodep it is very possible. There is some horizontal pussy (with some extras) in this one Japanime hentai called La Blue Girl......Some pretty sick shit it.... I think its episode 5.... Not that Ive "actually" seen it mind you.

05-05-2003, 05:31 PM	#69 (permalink)
dolemite175 Tilted	Are you sure you're over 18?

05-05-2003, 05:48 PM	#70 (permalink)
louiedog Crazy	i'm going to say it's true until i see every woman on earth naked actually... in hindsight this seems like a terrible idea.... can i pick and choose?

05-05-2003, 07:52 PM	#71 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	i thought this thread would die out... __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

05-05-2003, 08:02 PM	#72 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	not if you keep picking at it __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

05-05-2003, 08:28 PM	#74 (permalink)
merkerguitars Buffering......... Location: Wisconsin...	If there was such a thing it would be one hell of a site to see! __________________ Donate now! Ask me How! Please use the search function it is your friend. Look at my mustang please feel free to comment! http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=26985

05-06-2003, 12:37 AM	#75 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	check out my work in the photochoppin forum, in the fav/best thread __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

05-08-2003, 06:40 PM	#77 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	Sailor-lore.

06-20-2003, 09:29 AM	#78 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	I dated a Jewish girl once who's father told me that when he was in the Navy in the 70's, some of the Southern guys he served with wanted to know why he didn't have horns. Apparently, they had heard (or been told) that Jewish people all had horns, but had never met one before. These same guys were afriad to shower with black men, as they were afraid the "black" would come off. It strikes me that either you were the victim of some good-natured ribbing, or truly, there are still people around who just plain make stuff up about people they don't understand (Jews, African Americans, or in this case, some remote tribe somewhere.) Yes, there are very remote tribes that do not often come into contact with the industrialized world, but they're still human beings, and are built more or less like you or me. I'd like to think that we are a bit more sophisticated than that. -Mikey

06-20-2003, 10:21 AM	#80 (permalink)
joshibahn Psycho Location: portland, or	Sounds like a photoshop contest to me, who can make the best "Horizontal Pussy"... I would love to see it! __________________ TFP=heaven Heaven, n 1: the abode of God and the angels and the souls of those who have gained salvation 2: any place of complete bliss and delight and peace [syn: eden, paradise, nirvana, promised land, Shangri-la]