I Will Open One of My Six Mouths, And I Will Sing the Song that Ends the Earth. - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Macroprosopus · 09-15-2008, 08:38 AM

No matter how long I stared at my orange piggy bank, the little bastard wasn't saying anything clever. So, I turned to my hoodie. That worked.

So, yes! I'm Shawn. I was guided here by Minka/RangerJoe, on her assumption that I had something to contribute to a community composed of intelligence. After I stopped giggling, I decided to give it a shot.

I'm not really sure what I do have to offer, here. I know my language, which is a plus. I can, at times, sound like I know what I'm talking about in the fields of music and psychology. I know my movies, and have a tendency to quote Firefly far too much. Otherwise, I sit back and watch the truly intelligent people carry on discussions beyond the scope of my understanding. It's oddly fun.

thespian86 · 09-15-2008, 08:54 AM

Are you on acid?

Welcome

Halx · 09-15-2008, 09:05 AM

You giggled?

(Someone has to follow up with another message completely devoid of intelligence)

LoganSnake · 09-15-2008, 09:11 AM

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.

Macroprosopus · 09-15-2008, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkmusicfan21

Are you on acid?

Welcome

It'd be ideal, some days.
And, thanks!
-----Added 15/9/2008 at 01 : 16 : 18-----

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halx

You giggled?

(Someone has to follow up with another message completely devoid of intelligence)

Happens often. She simply proved the fact that I've got everyone snowed. I get so confused, sometimes, that I can't think my way out of a paper bag. And, yet...everyone thinks I'm really smart. I think it's cuz I use big(ish) words.

telekinetic · 09-15-2008, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Macroprosopus

No matter how long I stared at my orange piggy bank, the little bastard wasn't saying anything clever. So, I turned to my hoodie. That worked.

So, yes! I'm Shawn. I was guided here by Minka/RangerJoe, on her assumption that I had something to contribute to a community composed of intelligence. After I stopped giggling, I decided to give it a shot.

I'm not really sure what I do have to offer, here. I know my language, which is a plus. I can, at times, sound like I know what I'm talking about in the fields of music and psychology. I know my movies, and have a tendency to quote Firefly far too much. Otherwise, I sit back and watch the truly intelligent people carry on discussions beyond the scope of my understanding. It's oddly fun.

Don't say another goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself.

Poppinjay · 09-15-2008, 09:21 AM

Did you defenstrate your hypophallystis?

dlish · 09-15-2008, 10:21 AM

now this has to be one of the more bizarre entries into the TFP pool.

telekinetic · 09-15-2008, 10:27 AM

Does it help make a bit more sense if you realize that the thread title was written on his sweatshirt?

RangerJoe · 09-15-2008, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlish

now this has to be one of the more bizarre entries into the TFP pool.

I think maybe I know oddish people.

Oddish, not Amish.

I was waiting for you to do a welcome thread, Shawn. Glad to see the site is a little worthwhile for you to introduce yourself. (; I really do think you'll be a contributor and I don't think you have people snowed at all. Trust me, I pay attention when I'm all quiet.

Macroprosopus · 09-15-2008, 10:54 AM

Someone who gets it! Wee!

Y'see, I often try to come up with either a witty, or relevant (to the topic) title. Like, if I review an album, I use my favourite lyric. Or, I quote from the movie I'm discussing.

I spent five minutes studying my screen, trying to think of a statement that is both intriguing, and unbelievably fucked up. I settled on Penny Arcade. I was, quite literally, staring at the piggy bank on the corner of my dresser, deep in contemplation.

telekinetic · 09-15-2008, 11:15 AM

The original:

(The blizzard universe, and Warcraft specifically, you see, was borrowed heavily from the existing Warhammer setting)

SSJTWIZTA · 09-15-2008, 11:18 AM

ahh twisted, you beat me to the punch.

oh, and welcome

you strange, strange mother fucker.

thespian86 · 09-17-2008, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halx

You giggled?

(Someone has to follow up with another message completely devoid of intelligence)

Was that a shot at me or him. Either way; come on!

Leto · 09-17-2008, 12:28 PM

I was going to reply with: as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin...

Welcome to the forum...

Crack · 09-17-2008, 02:36 PM

This vexes me.

/vexed

09-15-2008, 08:38 AM	#1 (permalink)
Macroprosopus Upright Location: Ontario, Canada	I Will Open One of My Six Mouths, And I Will Sing the Song that Ends the Earth. No matter how long I stared at my orange piggy bank, the little bastard wasn't saying anything clever. So, I turned to my hoodie. That worked. So, yes! I'm Shawn. I was guided here by Minka/RangerJoe, on her assumption that I had something to contribute to a community composed of intelligence. After I stopped giggling, I decided to give it a shot. I'm not really sure what I do have to offer, here. I know my language, which is a plus. I can, at times, sound like I know what I'm talking about in the fields of music and psychology. I know my movies, and have a tendency to quote Firefly far too much. Otherwise, I sit back and watch the truly intelligent people carry on discussions beyond the scope of my understanding. It's oddly fun.

09-15-2008, 08:54 AM	#2 (permalink)
thespian86 change is hard. Location: the green room.	Are you on acid? Welcome __________________ EX: Whats new? ME: I officially love coffee more then you now. EX: uh... ME: So, not much.

09-15-2008, 09:05 AM	#3 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	You giggled? (Someone has to follow up with another message completely devoid of intelligence) __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

09-15-2008, 09:11 AM	#4 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing. __________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

09-15-2008, 09:21 AM	#7 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Did you defenstrate your hypophallystis? __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

09-15-2008, 10:21 AM	#8 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	now this has to be one of the more bizarre entries into the TFP pool. __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

09-15-2008, 10:27 AM	#9 (permalink)
telekinetic zomgomgomgomgomgomg Location: Fauxenix, Azerona	Does it help make a bit more sense if you realize that the thread title was written on his sweatshirt?

09-15-2008, 10:54 AM	#11 (permalink)
Macroprosopus Upright Location: Ontario, Canada	Someone who gets it! Wee! Y'see, I often try to come up with either a witty, or relevant (to the topic) title. Like, if I review an album, I use my favourite lyric. Or, I quote from the movie I'm discussing. I spent five minutes studying my screen, trying to think of a statement that is both intriguing, and unbelievably fucked up. I settled on Penny Arcade. I was, quite literally, staring at the piggy bank on the corner of my dresser, deep in contemplation.

09-15-2008, 11:15 AM	#12 (permalink)
telekinetic zomgomgomgomgomgomg Location: Fauxenix, Azerona	The original: (The blizzard universe, and Warcraft specifically, you see, was borrowed heavily from the existing Warhammer setting)

09-15-2008, 11:18 AM	#13 (permalink)
SSJTWIZTA Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator. Location: Windiwana	ahh twisted, you beat me to the punch. oh, and welcome you strange, strange mother fucker. __________________ First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me. -Pastor Martin Niemoller

09-17-2008, 12:28 PM	#15 (permalink)
Leto Junkie Location: The Danforth	I was going to reply with: as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin... Welcome to the forum...

09-17-2008, 02:36 PM	#16 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	This vexes me. /vexed __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx