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09-15-2008, 08:38 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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Location: Ontario, Canada
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I Will Open One of My Six Mouths, And I Will Sing the Song that Ends the Earth.
No matter how long I stared at my orange piggy bank, the little bastard wasn't saying anything clever. So, I turned to my hoodie. That worked.
So, yes! I'm Shawn. I was guided here by Minka/RangerJoe, on her assumption that I had something to contribute to a community composed of intelligence. After I stopped giggling, I decided to give it a shot. I'm not really sure what I do have to offer, here. I know my language, which is a plus. I can, at times, sound like I know what I'm talking about in the fields of music and psychology. I know my movies, and have a tendency to quote Firefly far too much. Otherwise, I sit back and watch the truly intelligent people carry on discussions beyond the scope of my understanding. It's oddly fun. |
09-15-2008, 09:05 AM | #3 (permalink) |
Please touch this.
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Location: Manhattan
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You giggled?
(Someone has to follow up with another message completely devoid of intelligence)
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09-15-2008, 09:11 AM | #4 (permalink) |
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Location: Cake Town
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If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.
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09-15-2008, 09:14 AM | #5 (permalink) |
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Location: Ontario, Canada
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It'd be ideal, some days.
And, thanks! -----Added 15/9/2008 at 01 : 16 : 18----- Happens often. She simply proved the fact that I've got everyone snowed. I get so confused, sometimes, that I can't think my way out of a paper bag. And, yet...everyone thinks I'm really smart. I think it's cuz I use big(ish) words. Last edited by Macroprosopus; 09-15-2008 at 09:16 AM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost |
09-15-2008, 09:17 AM | #6 (permalink) | |
zomgomgomgomgomgomg
Location: Fauxenix, Azerona
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09-15-2008, 09:21 AM | #7 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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Did you defenstrate your hypophallystis?
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09-15-2008, 10:21 AM | #8 (permalink) |
Currently sour but formerly Dlishs
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Location: Australia/UAE
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now this has to be one of the more bizarre entries into the TFP pool.
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09-15-2008, 10:54 AM | #10 (permalink) | |
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Oddish, not Amish. I was waiting for you to do a welcome thread, Shawn. Glad to see the site is a little worthwhile for you to introduce yourself. (; I really do think you'll be a contributor and I don't think you have people snowed at all. Trust me, I pay attention when I'm all quiet. |
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09-15-2008, 10:54 AM | #11 (permalink) |
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Location: Ontario, Canada
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Someone who gets it! Wee!
Y'see, I often try to come up with either a witty, or relevant (to the topic) title. Like, if I review an album, I use my favourite lyric. Or, I quote from the movie I'm discussing. I spent five minutes studying my screen, trying to think of a statement that is both intriguing, and unbelievably fucked up. I settled on Penny Arcade. I was, quite literally, staring at the piggy bank on the corner of my dresser, deep in contemplation. |
09-15-2008, 11:18 AM | #13 (permalink) |
Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator.
Location: Windiwana
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ahh twisted, you beat me to the punch.
oh, and welcome you strange, strange mother fucker.
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