01-05-2006, 04:54 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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Mooning in Maryland is now legal
I can not find the article though I heard it on the news. There was a case in which a judge just ruled that a man who had mooned his neighbor is not indecent, since women can wear thongs at a beach. And we thus cannot discriminate against men.
Yep, I think that ruling is messed up personally, then again I have seen a few thongs that I wished the person could get arrested for wearing. |
01-05-2006, 04:59 AM | #2 (permalink) | |
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Google news is our friend.. .
Man cleared of wrongdoing for mooning Quote:
The ruling has to make plumbers happy though... He should have been arrested for the thread of blowing up the building... that'd get him shot in an airport ...
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01-05-2006, 04:11 PM | #4 (permalink) |
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What I really want to know is the story behind the story.
Why was the argument heated? What caused the rivalry? How could a man be driven to moon a mother and daughter?
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01-05-2006, 04:55 PM | #5 (permalink) |
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more on the story
You Can Pull Your Pants Down in Maryland! Ah America, where you're free to let your buttocks hang out in the breeze. A Montgomery County Circuit Court judge ruled Tuesday that, while not tasteful, mooning someone in Maryland is not illegal, according to The Washington Post. The decision acquitted a Germantown man who bared his buttocks during a fight with his neighbor, reversing the earlier guilty of indecent exposure verdict of a district court judge. "If exposure of half of the buttock constituted indecent exposure, any woman wearing a thong at the beach at Ocean City would be guilty," Judge John W. Debelius III said following the trial. Saying that the alleged butt-bearing was undeniably "disgusting" and "demeaning," Debelius said if the defendant had been on trial for "being a jerk" his ruling might have gone the other way. The defendant, Raymond Hugh McNealy, 44, allegedly yelled at neighbor Nanette Vonfeldt on June 7 and threatened to "blow up" her building as she and her 8-year-old daughter walked out of their apartment. "Then, for whatever reason, in full view of my daughter, he mooned us," Vonfeldt wrote in court papers. McNealy's attorneys said the two had been arguing for a while about disagreements over their homeowners association and McNealy wanted Vonfeldt kicked off the board. Montgomery District Court Judge Eugene Wolfe got the case first on Sept. 12 and ruled against the alleged butt-bearer — whose attorneys appealed the decision, saying indecent exposure in Maryland is a willful public exposing of "private parts," not buttocks. A $1,000 fine and up to three years in prison is the punishment for indecent exposure in Maryland. The indecent exposure law in the state is ambiguous, Montgomery County prosecutor Dan Barnett told The Washington Post. "In our minds, this was not a bathing suit scenario," Barnett told the Post. "This was a grown man exposing himself to an 8-year-old girl." The case of a female protester arrested in 1983 demonstrating outside the Supreme Court in nothing but a sign covering the front of her body was cited by the defense. "Indecent exposure" is limited to a person's genitals, the D.C. Court of Appeals later ruled in 1986. James Maxwell, one of McNealy's attorneys, told the Post the ruling should "bring comfort to all beachgoers and plumbers" in Maryland.
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01-05-2006, 04:59 PM | #6 (permalink) |
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Fairness, what fairness?
How come women's private parts can be shown in the media without sucha big hustle-bustle, yet a man's privates are so private they aren't exploited equally?! No justice I tell you. No justice. Let them all show their buns, so when we take our hands to cop a feel we won't be surprised by butt fuzz.
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01-05-2006, 05:04 PM | #7 (permalink) |
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Because men are disgusting.
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01-05-2006, 05:06 PM | #8 (permalink) | |
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01-05-2006, 05:11 PM | #9 (permalink) | |
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01-06-2006, 07:19 PM | #10 (permalink) | |
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Somehow I missed that the first time I read your post
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01-06-2006, 09:17 PM | #12 (permalink) | |
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01-06-2006, 09:23 PM | #13 (permalink) |
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Haha... I'll be the first to admit there is nothing attractive about bare man ass.
To be fair though, women have peach fuzz on their rear ends too. It may not be as much as on a dude's ass, but it's there. One thing you never want to do is go near the crack though; that's where it turns from relatively innocent man butt fuzz to a dark and scary jungle!
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01-07-2006, 01:14 AM | #14 (permalink) |
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I can imagine..or hell maybe I don't want to.
Do you know of any guy that actually shaves or waxes that off? hmmm
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01-07-2006, 10:54 AM | #17 (permalink) | |
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01-07-2006, 11:58 AM | #18 (permalink) | |
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Do you use shaving cream? Please forgive my slight 'naivete'
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01-07-2006, 06:22 PM | #20 (permalink) | |
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My roommate shaves his junk bald, and his ass also, but he only uses a beard trimmer type thing, no razors. I know other people that trim their asses also, but none that shave them with a razor. I guess I should have said trim and not shave.
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01-07-2006, 07:31 PM | #21 (permalink) | |
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hahaah okay...and I thought I'd actually be able to say 'Dude I know someone on the forum that's Mr. Clean underneath!!' With a beard trimmer, doesn't that leave stubble of some sort though?
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01-08-2006, 08:10 AM | #23 (permalink) | |
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Actually, I trim my junk too, but I've never noticed it being really stubbly. It was itchy as hell the first time I ever did it, but not anymore. I don't have a hairy ass so I've never thought about trimming that...
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01-08-2006, 08:59 AM | #24 (permalink) |
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Ahem.... there already is a topic on the care and feeding of one's nether regions... Let's not make this topic into a subset of that please... Thank you...
On with talk of a full moon please
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01-08-2006, 11:42 AM | #26 (permalink) | |
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heehee sorry about that mal, we got a little carried away!
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01-08-2006, 12:14 PM | #27 (permalink) |
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I think this goes along with the old mantra "there is a time and place for everything"
For example, if you use a knife to put some butter on toast its a perfectly innocent object, if you stab someone with this same knife, it then becomes a weapon and is no longer so innocent. Therefore, I suppose if you are using your butt in a maleficent manner, as this guy was attempting to do, it is a problem, I guess. But if you're lounging on the beach and not pointing it at anyone in particular I suppose it is considered "okay", not that I'd want to see it personally. On a side note, anytime I've ever been mooned it has been extremely hilarious and I do believe this woman needs to lighten up and have a good laugh, butts are funny, they are most likely flabby and yes, hairy. Laugh, its funny!
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