maleficent

What does Bush keep in his pockets?
I suppose it's a slow news day when this is what gets reported, but it some bizarre way, it's interesting...

What's in your pockets?

/me is pocketless today...

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Borla

My iPod is in my shirt pocket.

My money clip is in my right pants pocket with $98, DL, CC, insurance card, a few business cards, etc.

My cell phone is sitting next to me on my desk, but when I get up I slip it in my other pants pocket.

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Pragma

Cellphone and keys (with remote access token) in left knee pocket.
Wallet in right knee pocket.

And occasionally scraps of paper with important reminders, IP addresses, or code fragments in whatever pocket I happen to put them in first. Not very exciting.

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highthief

I am not currently wearing pants, so no pockets for me!

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jwoody

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little_tippler

I only carry little paper reminders in my pockets, and junk, and have a bag to carry everything else. I never carry my mobile in my pocket as I don't think it's good to have it against my nether regions all day!

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Whether we write or speak or do but look
We are ever unapparent. What we are
Cannot be transfused into word or book.
Our soul from us is infinitely far.
However much we give our thoughts the will
To be our soul and gesture it abroad,
Our hearts are incommunicable still.
In what we show ourselves we are ignored.
The abyss from soul to soul cannot be bridged
By any skill of thought or trick of seeming.
Unto our very selves we are abridged
When we would utter to our thought our being.
We are our dreams of ourselves, souls by gleams,
And each to each other dreams of others' dreams.

Fernando Pessoa, 1918

martinguerre

lighter for my bad habits, ipod, keys (including extras as i'm catsitting), wallet with cash and cards, cellphone, and lint.

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Eweser

Cash, that's it

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Bill O'Rights

right front pocket:
My Zippo lighter, pocketknife, 4 one dollar bills, 2 quarters, 4 dimes, 2 nickels and 3 pennies.
left front pocket:
nothing. Well...unless you want to count some lint.
right hip pocket:
handkerchief
left hip pocket:
wallet...containing the usual BS
jacket pockets
keys, pen, note pad, cigarettes, gas receipt from when I fueled up this morning, tube of Carmex, and a business card from a supplier that I had lunch with yesterday.

Pretty boring...pretty typical

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

Fly

cell phone,couple guitar picks and some chicken scratch.

no really.....i just fed the chickens

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denim

What's in me pocketses? My Precious, of course.

Redlemon

Right front: wallet
Left front: keys, Spyderco knife, eyedrops
Back pockets: empty
Shirt pocket: Sony Clie T615C, still holding up.

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Glory's Sun

Cell phone, Keys, Zippo, Cig case (with Camel Filters), pager, money clip, ID and lube


always carry lube!

Siege

Minidisc player, cellphone, wallet, keys, mints.

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--Kevin Smith

This part just makes my posts easier to find

quadro2000

My hand. I love Pocket Pool.

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Rlyss

jwoody you bloody weirdo

analog

left pocket, at all times: cell phone.
keys clipped to belt loop.
wallet, back-right pocket.

and that's it.

If i'm at work, i also have two pens at all times- one cheap one in the left pocket for handing customers to sign things, and one good one in the right pocket for my own use. People steal pens like crazy.

guthmund

Some of you guys must make a lot of noise when you walk around.

A set of keys, a wallet and a bag of cookies.

I'm a man of simple needs.

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No signature. None. Seriously.

jwoody

We're the pocket contents twins.

Seeing as you have more money than me.... you can get the drinks in.

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theguyondacouch

drivers lisence, 50 cents, my keys, my cellphone, half an eraser

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snowy

I always carry: cell phone, keys, driver's license, and debit card. I'm not much for purses...so most things go in my pockets. This is why I buy men's pants a lot--women's pants either don't have pockets, or the pockets are too small. Boo.

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If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Blasphemy.

Front right pocket - Lighter, debit card, id, and school i.d.

back right pocket - huge set of keys

back left pocket - Smokes

and I usually keep my cell phone in my jacket pocket or in my bookbag.

hotzot

back right pocket- wallet
left front pocket -metered dose inhaler

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Carno

Two keys and a pen.

Woo!

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JumpinJesus

Right now the only thing in my pocket is a bunch of quarters for the laundry.

I never carry my keys in my pocket because I'm a bit OCD and if I can't feel them in my hand, I'm certain I've lost them. So my keys are always in my hand whenever I go out. Also, having your keys in your hand allows for some ninja moves if anyone ever tries to rob me.

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"I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

aKula

left pocket: handkerchief
right pocket: clean handkerchief (for cleaning my glasses) and my wallet.
If I'm wearing a suit i'll have my phone in one inside pocket and my wallet in the other.

Tophat665

Let's see...
Pants get a wallet, key ring, handkerchief, and a micro leatherman.
Shirt gets a pack of smokes and a lighter, and sometimes a pen.
Coat gets another lighter, a full sized leatherman, a hairbrush, and sometimes a cigar.

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hrandani

When I read that article before I saw this thread, I thought to myself that any man who walks around without a pen is a man who doesn't do any work.

That said: my contents (right front pants pocket) my keys, two pens, and a wallet.

laconic1

Right hip pocket always has my wallet
Right front pocket, keys and spare change
Left front pocket, cellphone and mp3 player
I cant stand to use shirt pockets and the only thing I ever keep in my coat pockets are my gloves

Grasshopper Green

Currently, I'm pocketless. However, when I do have pockets, I rarely carry anything in them but lint and perhaps a movie ticket stub. I carry too much to use pockets; I'm a purse kinda girl.

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"They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king"

Formerly Medusa

Wulf_Hunter

Key's, Cable TV splitters (HSD installer), and a tin of Ice breakers.

RallyEX

The Usual Suspects:
Wallet, keys, cigarettes, lighter, cellphone, change (sometimes).

Heavy Days (in addition to previously listed items):
iPod, PocketPC, digital camera

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ziadel

cellphone, zippo, cigarettes, wallet, pocket knife, a couple of magazines, my CCW, keys, chapstick and a roll of butter rum Life Savers.

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Anxst

Cigarette case, zippo, an old irish 1p coin, wallet, keys, pen, mini compass, leatherman.

Man, I haul around a lot of crap.

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ryfo

ususally just my phone and keys oh and the tissue that get forgotten and ends up thru the wash......

spindles

nothing - I work from home so there is no requirement to carry anything here.

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onodrim

Nothing, my pockets aren't big enough to fit anything in there. But if I were able to fit anything, it'd be my keys, drivers license, and debit card.

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-Carl Sagan

Jeff

My wallet, a loose 10 dollar bill, eye drops, bank deposit receipt, Tums, USB Drive, a pen, and my keys.

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--Charles Bukowski

Camelbackcinema

right front: keys, pocketknife, chapstick, loose change
left front: mobile phone
right hip: obese wallet

shirt: bic pen, pcmcia flash card
jacket: miscellaneous notes to self and daily receipts

Ace_O_Spades

A knife, my wallet, my house keys, and a phone number

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Feh.