Charlatan

Currently I am naked, so no pockets.

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- Old Man Luedecke

5757

How can you fit it all? I never put anything in my pockets - ever! If I do happen to slip something in, it comes right back out. I just can't stand the bulky feeling.

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Sultana

Ack! Nekkid TFp-ing!
*flaunt flaunt*



Today is a rare "Have pockets" day, so here is the list of the contents:

One MAC lipstick in "Fresh Morrocan".
One small black cloth-covered rubber band.

The end!
Uncharacteristically utilitarian for me.

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At night, the ice weasels come." -

Matt Groening

My goal? To fulfill my potential.

Redlemon

Well, I'm a guy. I purchase pants that have pockets loose enough to fit my stuff. For you, as a girl, you are dressing to show your "stuff", and we appreciate that.

And the knife is very thin.

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Meditrina

I am at work and I currently have just my cell phone in my pocket.

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asshopo

Front Left Pocket: (When not at my Desk) Ipaq, Zippo, Cigs
Right Front Pocket: DL, Debit Card, Cash (if I have any), Insurance Card, Receipts from said Debit Card
5th Pocket (inside Front Right Pocket): Cell phone (tiny lil PM/LG-325)
Back Pockets: Nothing.

Keys are on my desk at work or at home. If Im not at those 2 places, they are either clipped to a belt loop or in my left pocket.

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Leto

shirt pocket: 1 pilot flexgrip ballpoint pen (fine point blue) & one proximity pass card for work access

Front right pants: one $20 bill, one $20 receipt for the TTC, one subway token

Front left pants: one pair reading glasses

Back right pants: one Sandisk USB key (this bad boy has 1 gig)

back left pants: nothing.

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You held my hand and we walked home the long way
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Ishmal

here is my pockets contents:



front left: Wallet

front right: Car Key, House Keys, Work Keys, $12 (change from smoko)

lower left: Empty

back left: Empty

back right: Post-It Note, Broken Stud

left shirt: Blue Pen, Mobile Phone (took the photo)

right shirt: Empty.

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tspikes51

One used prophilactic, one soiled. Twenty-two dollars and thirty-seven cents. (I think that's the right amount).

Here's what I always have in my pockets:

Left front:
-Keys on carabeaner
-pen or pencil

Right Front:
-Cell Phone
-3" Gerber Knife
-Change

Left Rear:
Nothing (although that's prolly where I'm gonna start carrying rubbers at select times).

Right Rear:
-Wallet

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CandleInTheDark

Left front:
Keys

Right front:
cell phone

Left rear:
Bus pass and student ID

Right rear:
Wallet/money clip combo thingy (it has a magnet!)

*reminds self to throw condoms in left rear for tonight*

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Etarip

Left Thigh: cell phone.

Right Thigh: folding knife

Left Rear: wallet

Right Front: Keys, ~$20 cash + change, chapstick

Gilda

Nothing. I typically don't carry anything in my pockets.

Gilda

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shesus

Well, since I teach first grade I have various things in my pocket from day to day.
This week I have had:
plastic rings, tissues, a rock, candy, pennies, a dollor bill, a quarter, an index card, spiderman, bandaid wrappers, a crayon, a pencil, a marble, dice, a jack, and other strange items that the children hand me.

For my 'things'...
an El ticket, a lighter, and of course my hand.

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I heard you sold it

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krwlz

Currently nothing, as I empty everything into my desk drawer when I sit down. Cant stand the shit falling out of my pockets. If you were to bump into me and ask, wallet in front right, with credit card, drivers license, etc (no money by the way... Damn being a broke college student). Left front pocket: keys, lighter, cell phone pocket knife. Back pockets, random notes and papers I deem necesary at the time.

alleymary

I try not to put things in my pockets cuz I forget they are there and then it ends up in the wash!

spindles

I wonder how many people have a car key like that with the plastic bit gone. My brother has a car key that looks remarkably similar. Commodore?

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who hid my keyboard's PANIC button?

Rodney

Front right: keys and coins. Coins include three new Kansas quarters (I like the buffalo) and a Costa Rican 50-colon coin worth maybe 15 cents.

Front left: ID wallet including driver's license, all other ID, and debit/credit cards.

Rear right: Old wallet for currency and receipts.

I like this arrangement because it keeps the wallet flat enough that I can sit on it comfortably for hours. And if somebody ever robs me, I'll give him my wallet and folding cash, but the ID will stay with me unless he's smart enough to figure it out. The ID wallet is really small and doesn't bulge out the pocket.

Destrox

Pocket Knife (3.5 " Gerber black folding)
Keys (About 20 keys and a 512MB USB Flash)
Cellphone
Change
A few dollars
Blue pen
Black pen
Gum (Usually trident)
Wallet

Its pretty much the same thing every day.

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Ishmal

yep.

she's a VN. nice & old but still runs well.

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Stick

Left - Car/house keys and phone. Right - Gunsafe keys and wallet.
Same thing every day. I'm so predictable.

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Brewmaniac

Me to, so no pockets! Naked and alone in bed, any hot babes want to join me?

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Kadath

Count me in with the few that work from home and so carry nothing. I have my wallet in my right rear pocket because it just goes into whatever pair of pants I'm wearing tomorrow so I don't lose it. A standard loadout for me when going on a job:

Front right - Car/house keys
Front left - nothing.
Rear right - wallet
Rear left - maybe a list of some sort, or directions
Jacket sleeve pockets - two pens
Jacket breast pocket - notepad, change
Jacket inner pocket - gum

I generally am going to public buildings of one sort or another, often with metal detectors, so both my Leatherman tools stay home.

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it's quiet in here

RogueHunter65

Left pocket:
Pen
Samsung cell phone
student ID

Right Pocket:
iPod
Money clip - $70-90, credit card, Drivers Licence.
Jacket: Lighter

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Janey

nothing, no pockets today.

Leto

as in no pockets a la Charlatan style???

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You said you didn't give a fuck about hockey
And I never saw someone say that before
You held my hand and we walked home the long way
You were loosening my grip on Bobby Orr

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