FailedEagle

I don't have a lot of time to extract revenge to three girls who tp'd my house last night because I am moving. I don't want to tp their houses thought, that'd be lame. I want to go above and beyond, any good ideas, or stories about revenge?

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Jinn

Get their address, use their address and names to get reverse-lookup to get their social security numbers. Use those socials to get 3 or 4 credit cards each for them, buy a bunch of random shit, including a switchblade and small arm. Drive to their house when they're asleep, slash all their tires, and shoot out all their windows. If they come outside, scream and shoot them too.

In all seriousness -- cross the line more than TPing and you're into criminal territory. Is that really worth "being cool because you one-upped their prank." ?

...'sides, revenge is sweeter when the knife is cold.

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hannukah harry

sleep with their mothers.

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ObieX

seduce them and sleep with them. knock them up and move.

or you could soap their windows... or something...

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cowudders14

"tp'd"? I may be being thick, or perhaps because I'm British, but what does tp'd mean?!

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Arroe

"tp'd" is when you cover someone's house / trees / yard / car / property with rolls of toliet paper, or "tp".

Marvelous Marv

Scatter a bunch of tampons on their front porch/driveway. Stick pads to their windshields.

Or you could just masturbate on their car door handles.

itch vaccine

.... doesn't sound like a big deal?

revenge that? :\ ahh.. just forget it. maturity will win =D

[but i know i'd be pissed.. hahaha]

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ShaniFaye

3 girls tp'd your house and you want to get them back....and you're how old exactly?

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cowudders14

Ah! All becomes clear! Fine:

Take some of the toilet paper, add a bit of brown sauce, and post it through their letterboxes, with a note that says "Thanks for the loan of the toilet paper - I had just run out and needed it!"

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MoJoPokeyBlue

Forget about it and move on.

Cynthetiq

there's plenty of websites that can show you that path if you choose to walk it.

In fact, if you use the SEARCH button.. you'll see people have posted plenty of ideas here.

closing thread....

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