...The one thing worse than having your penis cut off... - Page 2 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

vorpal_rabbit · 01-14-2005, 10:01 PM

An excellent question, indeed, Jesus, but I have to admire the wry humor of the guy's friend. "This is yours" indeed... Mind you, I probably would have snapped out of shock just long enough to smack him a good one, but later, I would give him points. If I wasn't still in disbelief.

onodrim · 01-15-2005, 12:35 AM

Yeah, I read this on fark a few days ago, and I was just shocked. It makes me hurt, and I'm a woman!

Add me in the "how did she even do it" camp. I mean, how is that even physically possible? Sheesh.

Sweetpea · 01-15-2005, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ObieX

I'd rather lose a testicle than my penis. Atleast i'd still be able to have sex. I could also have children too probably with one testicle.

But shit, thats fucked up.

Now that guy is gonna have to go through life being called cyclops

not to mention severe issues of Trust with all the woman he will date in the future

. . . imagine him and his future GF starting to have sex . . . she reaches to touch his dick . . . and he screams . . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO . . . see? Gonna be any issue, he's going to need Testicle conseling . . .

minyn · 01-16-2005, 12:29 PM

im a girl and that still makes me go numb.

Zephyr66 · 01-18-2005, 05:03 PM

ouch, just ouch

Coppertop · 01-18-2005, 05:11 PM

Oh the humanity!

the420star · 01-18-2005, 06:29 PM

who knew... women crave sex that much... anyway, that is crazy story... i will never turn down sex again

thingstodo · 01-19-2005, 04:15 AM

how does someone do that? it brings new meaning to "pull my finger."

ultra_agent9 · 01-19-2005, 07:06 AM

Ouch.

This must be the way women get back at men when they can't rape us.

raeanna74 · 01-20-2005, 05:52 AM

OUCH!

Lesson? - Don't go to 3 drinking parties in a row with x-girlfriend.

Go ahead and stay on good terms. Don't get drunk when she's drunk in the same place or your very likely going to end those good terms.

Stiltzkin · 01-20-2005, 12:35 PM

I'm clutching my junk.

munchen · 01-20-2005, 04:00 PM

So did she rip the sac off too?

I had a gym teacher in high school named Mr Dice. In college football a guy stepped on his cup and snapped it into his balls. It crushed one and they had to remove it. We called him Mr. Die

01-14-2005, 10:01 PM	#41 (permalink)
vorpal_rabbit Upright Location: Athens, Ga	An excellent question, indeed, Jesus, but I have to admire the wry humor of the guy's friend. "This is yours" indeed... Mind you, I probably would have snapped out of shock just long enough to smack him a good one, but later, I would give him points. If I wasn't still in disbelief. __________________ The door flew open. A Mongol warrior surged into the hut like a savage wind. Two children ran screaming to their mother who was cowering wide eyed in the corner of the tiny room. A dog yelped. The warrior hurled his torch on to the still glowing fire, and then threw the dog on to it. That would teach it to be a dog.

01-15-2005, 12:35 AM	#42 (permalink)
onodrim Cosmically Curious Location: Chicago, IL	Yeah, I read this on fark a few days ago, and I was just shocked. It makes me hurt, and I'm a woman! Add me in the "how did she even do it" camp. I mean, how is that even physically possible? Sheesh. __________________ "The world is so exquisite with so much love and moral depth, that there is no reason to deceive ourselves with pretty stories for which there’s little good evidence. Far better it seems to me, in our vulnerability, is to look death in the eye and to be grateful every day for the brief but magnificent opportunity that life provides" -Carl Sagan

01-16-2005, 12:29 PM	#44 (permalink)
minyn young and in bloom Location: under the bodhi tree.... bling	im a girl and that still makes me go numb. __________________ "Woke up this morning with a blue moon in my eye" ~A3 "woke up this morning" "Don't compromise yourself, you're all you've got." -Janis Joplin

01-18-2005, 06:29 PM	#47 (permalink)
the420star Psycho Location: Cow Country, CT	who knew... women crave sex that much... anyway, that is crazy story... i will never turn down sex again __________________ No, they arnt breasts, they are personalities, because its ok to like a girl for her personalities.

01-19-2005, 04:15 AM	#48 (permalink)
thingstodo A Storm Is Coming Location: The Great White North	how does someone do that? it brings new meaning to "pull my finger." __________________ If you're wringing your hands you can't roll up your shirt sleeves. Stangers have the best candy.

01-18-2005, 05:03 PM	#45 (permalink)
Zephyr66 My custom title's the shit! Location: Canada	ouch, just ouch

01-18-2005, 05:11 PM	#46 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	Oh the humanity!

01-19-2005, 07:06 AM	#49 (permalink)
ultra_agent9 Crazy Location: Tokyo Japan	Ouch. This must be the way women get back at men when they can't rape us. __________________ Champaigne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends.

01-20-2005, 05:52 AM	#50 (permalink)
raeanna74 I'm not a blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot! Location: Upper Michigan	OUCH! Lesson? - Don't go to 3 drinking parties in a row with x-girlfriend. Go ahead and stay on good terms. Don't get drunk when she's drunk in the same place or your very likely going to end those good terms. __________________ "Always learn the rules so that you can break them properly." Dalai Lama My Karma just ran over your Dogma.

01-20-2005, 12:35 PM	#51 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	I'm clutching my junk. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

01-20-2005, 04:00 PM	#52 (permalink)
munchen Crazy Location: Sudbury, Ontario	So did she rip the sac off too? I had a gym teacher in high school named Mr Dice. In college football a guy stepped on his cup and snapped it into his balls. It crushed one and they had to remove it. We called him Mr. Die __________________ "Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun" -Matt Groening