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Old 11-19-2004, 04:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I'm hungry

I got the munchies right now. Would you eat this? Its only 1,420-calories.


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Old 11-19-2004, 04:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I would eat it in a house, with a mouse.

I would eat it in a box, with a fox, with a goat, on a boat.

But that's probably because I'm really hungry right now...
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Old 11-19-2004, 04:05 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Hell yeah I would, but I'd scrape off as much of that gross mayo as possible.
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Old 11-19-2004, 04:09 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 11-19-2004, 04:21 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I agree about the mayo... I sure could go for a bacon and cheese burger right now.
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Old 11-19-2004, 04:25 PM   #6 (permalink)
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yeah I'd eat it.. that looks good as hell
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Old 11-19-2004, 04:30 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Yea id eat that, that looks really good. but holy crap 1,420-calories.
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Old 11-19-2004, 04:33 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Yeah ditto to minus the mayo thou....

This is one girl who can out eat the men.
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Old 11-19-2004, 05:26 PM   #9 (permalink)
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*cringe* nope..doesnt appeal to me at all..now if you told me that was really a veggie burger with vegan mayo i'd soo be there
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Old 11-19-2004, 05:39 PM   #10 (permalink)
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well, I wasn't hungry BEFORE I looked at the picture. Bastard.
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Old 11-19-2004, 05:59 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Yeah, but how often do they arrive looking like that picture? Not often in my experience. Damn, now I'm hungry.

But yeah:
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Old 11-19-2004, 06:19 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I just had a huge sandwich from Jimmy Johns. I really didn't need to see that.

I don't feel so well right now.
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Old 11-19-2004, 06:46 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Sick. No meat for me.

(Already barfed this last weekend from accidental meat consumption.)
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Old 11-19-2004, 07:06 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I like burgers, but that one looks unappealing to me. Too much meat. I prefer a bit more balance of ingredients. Much like I don't like a meatza pizza.
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Old 11-19-2004, 07:36 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I used to work at Hardee's where I believe that sandwich came from. At the time, they sold an smaller version of this sandwich for only 1000 calories. While tasting good, it was one of the most unhealthy things I ever ate. I would advise against eating that sandwich.
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Old 11-19-2004, 08:34 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Mmmm... Im hungry now. I really want a hamburger from the place near me. They make the buns fresh daily, use some nice cajun seasoning on the meat, and thick slices of bacon.
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Old 11-19-2004, 09:55 PM   #17 (permalink)
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la petite moi i'm guessing your vegitarian too? go veggies!!
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Old 11-19-2004, 10:22 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I just had the most amazing sandwhich I've ever had tonight. I got it at Blimpie's and it had turkey, ham, and bacon on it with lettuce, tomatos, and cheese. The bread was put on the sandwhich upside down and it was grilled "Pannini" (sp?) style and driped of this amazing sauce.

My arteries will hurt for years to come but that was by far the most amazing sandwhich I've ever had.

edit: I'd eat that sandwhich as if it were going to eat me if I didn't.
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Old 11-20-2004, 12:53 AM   #19 (permalink)
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I think I've had it with food for tonight - it's supposed to go from my plate to my mouth, not from the plate to the bag to all over my car to the trash. P.F. Chang's feels funny in handfuls.
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Old 11-20-2004, 05:34 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Man, that's a lot o calories. Guess I'd have to cut out the Diet Coke....
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Old 11-20-2004, 06:15 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Now you're talking! What a great looking burger

I don't indulge in something like that but about once or twice a month but holy cow (no pun intended) when you strap on the feedbag and enjoy monster double lard-ass burger...like the song says...it really is paradise!
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Old 11-20-2004, 09:11 AM   #22 (permalink)
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I would eat that only if it came with a super-sized chili cheese fries and a super-sized extra chocolate malt. Oh and maybe some turtle cheese cake for dessert.
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Old 11-20-2004, 09:29 AM   #23 (permalink)
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damn you Im hungry but Im not, I think Im sick.
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Old 11-20-2004, 10:44 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Damn that burger looks good
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Old 11-20-2004, 11:13 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Mmm, I'm so hungry, take the mayo of that and send it this way
Kind of hard to get a grasp of it's size when it's the only thing in the picture. It should be compared to a normal hamburger, or have a person holding it or something
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Old 11-20-2004, 11:31 AM   #26 (permalink)
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I'd take one with a large drink and a side of fries
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Old 11-20-2004, 02:38 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Wow what a gut bomb.
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Old 11-20-2004, 02:43 PM   #28 (permalink)
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I went to Hardees for the purpose of eating this monstrosity. I've learned a few life lessons about this burger:

<B><H2>ORDER IT WITH NO MAYONNAISE. THE MAYO RUINS THE ENTIRE BURGER AND MAKES YOU WANT TO GAG. TRUST ME, NO MAYO ON THIS THING!!!! It comes default with ONLY mayonnaise on it...no ketchup, lettuce, pickles, mustard, NOTHING. Only a cubic megaton of mayo which is absolutely disgusting.</H2></B>

As for how big it is...just another burger. I ate it in about 3 or 4 minutes. No problems. I do eat insanely fast according to others (I don't mean to) but it wasn't anything out of the ordinary. A Wendy's triple or a BK double is about the same.

I have to say again...NO MAYO. It was almost nasty because of the mayo. I'd get ketchup on it if anything at all.

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Old 11-25-2004, 10:20 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Lasereth
I went to Hardees for the purpose of eating this monstrosity. I've learned a few life lessons about this burger:

<B><H2>ORDER IT WITH NO MAYONNAISE. THE MAYO RUINS THE ENTIRE BURGER AND MAKES YOU WANT TO GAG. TRUST ME, NO MAYO ON THIS THING!!!! It comes default with ONLY mayonnaise on it...no ketchup, lettuce, pickles, mustard, NOTHING. Only a cubic megaton of mayo which is absolutely disgusting.</H2></B>

As for how big it is...just another burger. I ate it in about 3 or 4 minutes. No problems. I do eat insanely fast according to others (I don't mean to) but it wasn't anything out of the ordinary. A Wendy's triple or a BK double is about the same.

I have to say again...NO MAYO. It was almost nasty because of the mayo. I'd get ketchup on it if anything at all.

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I always liked Mayo but a inch would be disqusting
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Old 11-25-2004, 11:59 PM   #30 (permalink)
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I'd eat that, then again, I'd probably eat nearly anything. I don't give a fuck about calories, if it tastes good, its game.
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Old 11-26-2004, 12:48 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Bacon-cheese-burger is nice...but without mayo!
Add some lettuce, onion, tomatoe - mmmmmmm

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Old 11-26-2004, 09:20 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Looks scrumptious. Gotta keep the mayo though, with an extra squeeze on the side for my fries.
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