Igot a story to tell
 

tommorow I'll be sober but I almost had a fight, and I met a girl, I'll post oit all when Im sober.

:confused:

Alright dude.

ok ill wait to hear your story.

you didn't almost get into a fight with the girl did ya? :)

Awww, c'mon, drunk stories are funnier :)

Wheres the story? ITS TOMORROW ALREADY!

*taps fingers* It's tomorrow and very nearly the day AFTER tomorrow...

Maybe he got drunk again?

You're a story tease... that's what you are!

I feel ripped off! Where do I apply for a refund?

where's the story lebowski!

Maybe he blacked out and forgot he had a story?

-Mikey

Probably too drunk and forgot he had a story to tell...

Best Story Evah!

Maybe he doesn't remember? :)


Stories are muich better when typed drunk. Its always funny when I send an email or something when I get home from a night out and whomever I sent it to reviews it with me the next day. If I try real hard I can be coherent, but it's hard.

ummmm... its now 2 weeks l8a and there is still no story!! wats goin on here? has ne1 PM'd him to remind him he has a story to tell??

i'll pm him...

see if we can get this story out of him...

its all a matter of time zones....**hic**hic**

I aint deciding if he's a gentleman, that one....

He might have choked on his vomit.

Why's this thread still up?

We should start making up our own story for him!

funny online drunkenness.

Strange Famous was telling the blonde he'd never been in this bar before. The blonde replied in a masculine voice. "Then you're in for a big surprise, sailor!"

The blond had a huge adam's apple that couldn't be seen while drunk. When he woke up, he was naked and all his hair was shaved off.

Im not sure that the story will merit the suspense!!! It really isnt much to tell.

That night I went to the engagement party of this girl I used to work with who I had a big crush on... but a funny thing happened, when I saw her, I just thought that she looked really rough. I dont mean to sound superficial, or hypocritical (because I know I am no one's idea of a good looking guy) - and Im not saying I wouldnt still be interested or I wouldnt date someone who loooked as she does... but it was just like, in my mind she was a really really pretty girl - and it was just like seeing her through a totally different set of eyes, and she just looked normal and ordinary.

Anyway, earlier in the night I met a girl I knew from school, and we changed telephone numbers, but nothing much came from it. I guess at the time I posted this I was anticipating that it might!!! On the way home a bunch of kids, 15 or so years old all got in my face, pushing round me and so on trying to intimidate me, but I just told them to piss off and kept on walking. I'll be buggered if I'm going to get pushed around or mugged by a bunch of school kids

Wow. That story really sucked. Compared to what it was hyped to be.

I'll fill in. I have a sister-in-law who is the most vile, wretched, disgusting filth to ever fill out the shape of a human being. Part of her charm is that she can't keep her mouth shut.

Last weekend, as we were all walking through a mob scene after a college football game, a drunk guy bumped into the old man in front of her (total stranger). As the drunk turned around to say something to the old man, She-Who-Must-Be-Loathed had to get her big mouth into it. So the drunk turned back around and headed for HER. Only the moving mob kept him from reaching her. As he was brushed away in the opposite direction, he screamed the words that so many of us would pay to be able to say:

FUCK YOU, BITCH!!!

Ah, you gotta love a good drunk.....

We waited two weeks for that? wtf? ;)

Hey Strange Famous: Next time, write it while you're still drunk :thumbsup:

and make some good shit up if you have to

I agree with all of the above posts...btw, in a drunken stuper I HAVE yelled those words, and boy did it feel GREAT!

hmmmmm........Im glad i just saw this thread for the first time and didnt have to wait too long for that story :D

:( nobodys ever waiting for anotehr story again..but stick and absorb..your version was pretty interesting....

Shit man that story is pathetic. You should have just made something up.

Groan... That seems like three stories to me.