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Old 06-24-2004, 08:30 AM   #41 (permalink)
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If men had boobs like women, we wouldn't get anything done at all.
We would just stay home and play with them all day.
and if women had a penis, well we'd take at least one day,, maybe two just to play with that all day... (Well at least some would)
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Old 06-24-2004, 08:37 AM   #42 (permalink)
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36. Christmas shopping can be done for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 15 minutes.

did this last year, not for 25 people but the idea is still there.
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Old 06-25-2004, 09:46 AM   #43 (permalink)
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Old 06-25-2004, 01:24 PM   #44 (permalink)
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18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.

Odd to say that. I was under the impression, from my past experiences with talking to women on the phone, that females must spend at least five hours a day on the phone.
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Old 06-25-2004, 01:37 PM   #45 (permalink)
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I admit it....I had to wake up my fiance this morning to open my Dr. Pepper because somebody had screwed the lid on too tight
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Old 06-25-2004, 01:53 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Hmmm many of these do not apply to many modern men, though I did do my nails with a pocket knife not more than 2 hours ago.
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Old 06-25-2004, 02:00 PM   #47 (permalink)
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I admit it....I had to wake up my fiance this morning to open my Dr. Pepper because somebody had screwed the lid on too tight
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