clavus

Last night, my wife and I shaved ourselves. One of us now looks pretty hot. (Hint: it isn’t me).

So lemme tell guys, shaving off your pubes is not for everybody. Sure, it might look cool on your typical, massive pornstar. But if you are a short, skinny guy with no body hair to speak of, deleting your pubes will make you look like a 10-year-old boy.

As if I wasn’t already ridiculous looking, now I look like the centerfold on Michael-Jackson’s favorite whack-mag.

And, of course, there is the um…sensation. Christ, it feels like a sweaty hedgehog is taking a nap in my shorts. And I’m starting to itch. MY GOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

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clavus,

I, too, felt the same way you do when I first started shaving. I stopped doing it for a while because I looked like a little boy. Well, I got over that, opting for the smoothness and the heightened sexuality I felt as a result of this minor modification. Once you get into it, every day that you shave, you'll be wanting to ravage your wife like crazy for the rest of the day. It's great.

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Halx

The itching goes away once your skin gets used to the razor.. give it a few frequent shaves. Use an aftershave balm (not the abrasive stuff you commonly use on your face.. the smooth lotion type stuff) right after you shave. Then, 6 hours or so later, apply a little bit of oil-based lubricant like petroleum jelly, to lubricate your hair follicles so the sharply shaved hairs don't irritate the skin as they grow out of it.

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:::OshnSoul:::

We did the same thing, and I don't think it will ever change!

BuDDaH

Think about it: AFTERSHAVE... DOWN THERE..... Try it...
Then after the stars clears and the only sound you are still hearing is your screaming ringing in your ears, then you'll totally be turned off from ever shaving down there again.....

Nah, Halx just gave some solid advice.....

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clavus

Thanks for the advice.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but by the time the aftershave trickled down to my butthole, my eyes had rolled up into the back of my head and the only sound I could hear was my wife's laughter.

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Redlemon

Next time, leave some hair on the torso; I thin mine with a beard trimmer. Definately better to keep the "working areas" clean, however.

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shimmy1

I used to shave every weekend or so, but it got too tiresome. My girlfriend doesn't really appreciate it so I let it grow out a bit. Now she wants me to shave my scrote, but rather than risk massive blood loss I may grit and use Nair or something.

Redlemon

I figure we'll be merged into the giant shaving thread soon, but the following useful website has never been referenced, as far as I can tell:

http://www.hairfacts.com/

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feelgood

To his own...

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ratbastid

Hear hear.

I can't quite picture going "all bald". But I don't plan to ever go back to "full-on fuzzy".

Yabbo

That is probably the best description I have heard of anything in my life. Ever.

I don't plan on doing it myself though. Just keep it all in trim mind.

santafe5000

I had to shave clean for a surgical procedure in the groin area and i kept the clean shaved look for a while. After a couple of months i just quit shaving and let it grow wild again. Didn't seem to be any difference to me. Just one mans opinion.

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tritium

In the end, it doesn't matter what you think about being shaved clean, but what your wife likes. How does she feel about it? I realize she'll want you to be comfortable, but, does your concern come from what she sees when she looks at your pubic region?

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clavus

An excellent question. I'm pretty sure the shaved look didn't sear itself into her mind as the epitome of sexy. When she first saw my new look, she actually pointed and laughed.

I think she may be getting revenge on me for letting that bison in the car...
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=42996

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bonehed1

I shaved my pubes once and I will never do it again....I tried it over a month shaving every other day and it itched like a mofo...Now I just trim and it looks hella awesome....

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Kaos

I've never shaved mine completely off, but twice I have neatly trimmed them down. Itched like a mofo for a couple days, but I think it looks much nicer down there and worth the itching.

Plus it gives me a good reason to touch myself

grumpyolddude

No, no, no! You don't use aftershave down there! You want a moisturizer . There are a few that also make your hair grow back more slowly. Let your wife help apply it... you both should start to enjoy it!

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thejoker130

The biggest mistake I ever made was trimming down to next to nothing the day before a big test in HS... It felt like a rabid wolverine was chasing a colony of ants around my groin.

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wry1

After reading your title, I thought: Now how the Hell does someone "accidentally" shave off their pubes?

I mean, it's not like you can really be that careless whilst shaving your chin, you know?

But after reading it, I'd say Halx is right....and whatever you do: don't do the aftershave thing....

tritium

OMG! ROFL!

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Grondar

Nice imagery.

Did you do alright on the test?

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absence_of_color

LMMFAO

Clavis, your a riot!! haha.

I choked on my milk while I read that first post. Thanks for making me squirt milk out my nose.

Anyway, how the hell do you think us ladies feel? We have to shave mostly every other day, if not, every day to stay smooth. My skin is too sensitive for nair, and waxing, well, is OUT of the question down there. For a guy, yeah, its nice for them to keep it trimmed, but the ass hair just has to go. Ugh.

Good luck with all that.

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MSD

Guys, waxing is really underrated. It gets it all out in one quick yank of the wax, and you don' thave to worry about it for a week or two.

Also, Nair does nothing whatsoever.

Hrothgar

I think my pubes look good with a 5 o' clock shadow. Shaving to the skin looks weird on me. I like leaving some stubble.

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Enka

As long as you cant BRAID your pubes then its all good

mingusfingers

Soooo....itchy. I hated it.

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CinnamonGirl

I just wanted to say, that, in my case anyway, it isn't what it looks like, it's what it FEELS like. And flossing with pubes does NOT feel good

As for the itching, baby oil works nicely. As does going commando for a few days.

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Remember that! Clean working surfaces = more oral sex! How can you possibly pass that up?

water_boy1999

Baby powder folks......it' like your balls are two pucks on an air hockey table. They just glide smoothly between your legs.

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crony

That's why I trim and not shave

christoff

so so so so so so sooooooooooo very true. not to mention that the little round kids don't get NEARLY as hot and sweaty on those humid summer days.

and as for commando, well...just call me the governor of california
(80's crappy arnold movie reference, in case someone didn't get it)

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Soggybagel

LOL Halx. Love the wording there. "RAVAGE"...

Frowning Budah

[QUOTE]Originally posted by clavus
[B] An excellent question. I'm pretty sure the shaved look didn't sear itself into her mind as the epitome of sexy. When she first saw my new look, she actually pointed and laughed.

Let us hope it was the shave job she was laughing at

joedog2112

Lots of baby powder helps.

~springrain

ask your wife how she feel clavus...
i like Willow exactly how he is... soft and natural... he tends to keep it very trim as he likes it that way... if he wanted to shave, then that would be fine too...
i just go nuts for him... anyway i can get him... that's what it's really all about... *soft smile*

VF19

Take Halx's advice. Shave like right after or in the shower.
And take a few hours to read the massive thread on it in the Sexuality board.

mciprepaid

i use an electric trimmer.. if i shaved, im afraid that i would shave my sack open. haha

nanofever

Shower shave with a new razor and lots of shaving gel, never had a problem or a cut. Also, baby powder is your friend for the sack.

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