What is a MILF? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

iamjero · 11-23-2003, 05:36 PM

Anyone help?

The_Dude · 11-23-2003, 05:37 PM

Mom - I - Like (to) - Fuck

in other words, a hot mom.

iamjero · 11-23-2003, 05:39 PM

Thanks.

My G/f's son's friends are callin her a MILF and we needed to know how bad to make the beatings.

VitaminH · 11-23-2003, 05:44 PM

I first heard it in that American Pie movie. Stiffler's mom was a MILF i think.

Make the beatings bad, if they're calling her that to her face thats pretty disrespectful.

Mephisto2 · 11-23-2003, 05:44 PM

Mother I'd Like to Fuck.

It's a pretty crass term, especially when used by kids.

Mr Mephisto

iamjero · 11-23-2003, 05:52 PM

They are not telling it to her face. They are telling her son and he told us.

jw_toyboy · 11-23-2003, 05:59 PM

Yeah it's sort of the new 'You Mommas so fat...' joke. All the little kids run around saying "Dude you'r mommas such a MILF. In fact I was with her last night...."
Stupid punk kids. However there is no better way to wind up a Mommas boy than having a crack at his Mum.

KazronVZ · 11-23-2003, 07:47 PM

physical abuse is Not your friend!

Macheath · 11-23-2003, 07:56 PM

The Moro Islamic Libaration Front.

If she's not packing a Koran and an AK, you have nothing to worry about.

Beat the kids anyway, just to be on the safe side.

absorbentishe · 11-23-2003, 08:15 PM

It's pretty funny now, that my eldest son's friends come over, or vice versa, and some of the moms, MILF!! Of course I keep that to myself. A friends wife, who I knew before kids, and now after, she's a total MILF. I think though, the term refers to older than you, not moms of similar age, or younger. So in essence, there has to be some age difference, and being maternal.

The_Dude · 11-23-2003, 08:50 PM

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Originally posted by absorbentishe
It's pretty funny now, that my eldest son's friends come over, or vice versa, and some of the moms, MILF!! Of course I keep that to myself. A friends wife, who I knew before kids, and now after, she's a total MILF. I think though, the term refers to older than you, not moms of similar age, or younger. So in essence, there has to be some age difference, and being maternal.

yeah, she has to be older than you

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There was a MILF in one of my community college classes i took last summer. i wouldnt have thought she had a kid until she told me.

MILF's dont also dress very conservatively.

rainheart · 11-23-2003, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jw_toyboy
Yeah it's sort of the new 'You Mommas so fat...' joke. All the little kids run around saying "Dude you'r mommas such a MILF. In fact I was with her last night...."
Stupid punk kids. However there is no better way to wind up a Mommas boy than having a crack at his Mum.

What the hell are you talking about? MILF is a compliment not a dis.

mattevil · 11-23-2003, 10:57 PM

cindy crawford definetly = MILF

Mephisto2 · 11-24-2003, 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rainheart
What the hell are you talking about? MILF is a compliment not a dis.

How about "I think she's cute" instead of "I'd like to fuck her", which is effectively what MILF means.

It's not a compliment. It's a crass and tasteless term.

If some young, pimply, pissant little school kid came up and said "Hey, I'd like to fuck your wife/GF", would you think he had complimented her?

Sheesh...

Mr Mephisto

YourNeverThere · 11-24-2003, 03:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Macheath
The Moro Islamic Libaration Front.

If she's not packing a Koran and an AK, you have nothing to worry about.

Beat the kids anyway, just to be on the safe side.

bahahah I totally agree

yournamehere · 11-24-2003, 08:31 AM

I think the term has evolved to become generally accepted as a compliment.
After all, it basically just means that a woman looks good to younger men. Sure - it's different words - but it basically just means the same as "You're not getting older - you're getting better."

If you think about the verbage used, yes - it's crass, but c'mon - we can't take everything so literally. If I use the term MILF to describe someone, does it mean I literally would like to commit adultery with her? Hell, no - it just means she's an attractive woman who's no longer in her twenties.

At last, that's what it means to me - your results may vary.

nukeu666 · 11-24-2003, 10:04 AM

OOOH!

i thought it was just a porn sites name :P

Midnight_Son · 11-24-2003, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr Mephisto
How about "I think she's cute" instead of "I'd like to fuck her", which is effectively what MILF means.

It's not a compliment. It's a crass and tasteless term.

If some young, pimply, pissant little school kid came up and said "Hey, I'd like to fuck your wife/GF", would you think he had complimented her?

Sheesh...

Mr Mephisto

I disagree, in today’s lingo, I think it IS in fact a compliment. Would your rather young men were saying your wife was a cow? I doubt it. I hear “milf” comments every time I go to the store with my wife. She hears it too, and she knows what it means, if anything it’s an ego boost for her. It doesn’t bother me either…..’cause she IS a “milf” and she’s all mine.

raeanna74 · 11-24-2003, 11:35 AM

I've been called a MILF and like it. I'm all hubby's and everyone knows that I'm not going to go off and cheat on him. It's always been said in a compliment sort of way. Just that I'm hot enough for a younger guy to see me in a sexual way. I think that's pretty cool.

txlovely · 11-24-2003, 11:51 AM

Definitely a compliment (crass and tasteless, agreed). A little weird and probably unnerving for the kid whose mom is is the MILF, but still a compliment.

Midnight_Son · 11-24-2003, 12:25 PM

if a couple of young ladies refered to me as a "dilf"........I'd be pretty damn happy.

Averett · 11-24-2003, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cnor
if a couple of young ladies refered to me as a "dilf"........I'd be pretty damn happy.

I was just popping in this thread to point out that there are DILF'S too

Mephisto2 · 11-24-2003, 01:09 PM

OK, fair enough.

Seems like I was being a bit prissy. I stand corrected.

Love you guys!

:-)

Mr Mephisto

Pragma · 11-24-2003, 02:06 PM

I'm personally siding with Mephisto on this one - compliment or not, it's a bit too crass for me to accept hearing someone called a MILF to let it slide. Either way, it seems society has made up its mind, so not a lot I can do - short of a one-man rebellion.

Soggybagel · 11-24-2003, 09:10 PM

Crass maybe...but its a bunch of teenagers thinking a mother is attractive. I mean they could instead of having a comical acronym for it just say "DAmn, I want to fuck your mom."

I think its just kids being kids

31Friction · 11-24-2003, 09:27 PM

I really see it as a compliment too. my g/f is definately one and has been referred to one before. she has always taken it as a compliment. It's not like they're saying she's a slut or anything, just that she's had a baby and is still very attractive... *shrug*

World's King · 11-25-2003, 01:01 AM

I was waiting for a "Yo Mamma" answer.

cheerios · 11-25-2003, 01:09 AM

yo momma!

oberon · 11-25-2003, 01:12 AM

Yo Mamma.

oberon · 11-25-2003, 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cheerios
yo momma!

LOL!!!

Damn, just as I thought I was the first to come up with the idea... there goes cheerios stealing my thunder!

Crack · 11-25-2003, 11:42 AM

http://www.milf-hunter.net/ I think...

rmarshall · 11-25-2003, 01:37 PM

okay, so what if a woman was called a "Volvo drivin' soccer Mom"?

uncle phil · 11-25-2003, 05:41 PM

VDSM?

TheFirstDuffMan · 11-25-2003, 06:40 PM

Yeah, it was from American Pie

supafly · 11-26-2003, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Macheath
The Moro Islamic Libaration Front.

If she's not packing a Koran and an AK, you have nothing to worry about.

Beat the kids anyway, just to be on the safe side.

Whoa dude you are evil. LOL

11-23-2003, 05:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
iamjero Insane Location: New Orleans/Oakland/San Diego/Chicago	What is a MILF? Anyone help? __________________ "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" - Joseph Stalin

11-23-2003, 05:37 PM	#2 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	Mom - I - Like (to) - Fuck in other words, a hot mom. __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

11-23-2003, 05:39 PM	#3 (permalink)
iamjero Insane Location: New Orleans/Oakland/San Diego/Chicago	Thanks. My G/f's son's friends are callin her a MILF and we needed to know how bad to make the beatings. __________________ "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" - Joseph Stalin

11-23-2003, 05:44 PM	#4 (permalink)
VitaminH An embarrassment to myself and those around me... Location: Pants	I first heard it in that American Pie movie. Stiffler's mom was a MILF i think. Make the beatings bad, if they're calling her that to her face thats pretty disrespectful. __________________ "Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever." - Napoleon Bonaparte

11-23-2003, 05:52 PM	#6 (permalink)
iamjero Insane Location: New Orleans/Oakland/San Diego/Chicago	They are not telling it to her face. They are telling her son and he told us. __________________ "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" - Joseph Stalin

11-23-2003, 05:44 PM	#5 (permalink)
Mephisto2 Junkie	Mother I'd Like to Fuck. It's a pretty crass term, especially when used by kids. Mr Mephisto

11-23-2003, 05:59 PM	#7 (permalink)
jw_toyboy Tilted Location: Australia	Yeah it's sort of the new 'You Mommas so fat...' joke. All the little kids run around saying "Dude you'r mommas such a MILF. In fact I was with her last night...." Stupid punk kids. However there is no better way to wind up a Mommas boy than having a crack at his Mum.

11-23-2003, 07:47 PM	#8 (permalink)
KazronVZ Banned	physical abuse is Not your friend!

11-23-2003, 07:56 PM	#9 (permalink)
Macheath Junkie Location: Sydney, Australia	The Moro Islamic Libaration Front. If she's not packing a Koran and an AK, you have nothing to worry about. Beat the kids anyway, just to be on the safe side.

11-23-2003, 08:15 PM	#10 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	It's pretty funny now, that my eldest son's friends come over, or vice versa, and some of the moms, MILF!! Of course I keep that to myself. A friends wife, who I knew before kids, and now after, she's a total MILF. I think though, the term refers to older than you, not moms of similar age, or younger. So in essence, there has to be some age difference, and being maternal.

11-23-2003, 10:57 PM	#13 (permalink)
mattevil Addict Location: Virginia	cindy crawford definetly = MILF

11-24-2003, 08:31 AM	#16 (permalink)
yournamehere Invisible Location: tentative, at best	I think the term has evolved to become generally accepted as a compliment. After all, it basically just means that a woman looks good to younger men. Sure - it's different words - but it basically just means the same as "You're not getting older - you're getting better." If you think about the verbage used, yes - it's crass, but c'mon - we can't take everything so literally. If I use the term MILF to describe someone, does it mean I literally would like to commit adultery with her? Hell, no - it just means she's an attractive woman who's no longer in her twenties. At last, that's what it means to me - your results may vary. __________________ If you want to avoid 95% of internet spelling errors: "If your ridiculous pants are too loose, you're definitely going to lose them. Tell your two loser friends over there that they're going to lose theirs, too." It won't hurt your fashion sense, either.

11-24-2003, 10:04 AM	#17 (permalink)
nukeu666 Junkie Location: India	OOOH! i thought it was just a porn sites name :P __________________ Why did the Comp. Engineer get X-mas and Halloween mixed up? Because Oct(31) == Dec(25)

11-24-2003, 11:35 AM	#19 (permalink)
raeanna74 I'm not a blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot! Location: Upper Michigan	I've been called a MILF and like it. I'm all hubby's and everyone knows that I'm not going to go off and cheat on him. It's always been said in a compliment sort of way. Just that I'm hot enough for a younger guy to see me in a sexual way. I think that's pretty cool. __________________ "Always learn the rules so that you can break them properly." Dalai Lama My Karma just ran over your Dogma.

11-24-2003, 11:51 AM	#20 (permalink)
txlovely Insane Location: ...We have a problem.	Definitely a compliment (crass and tasteless, agreed). A little weird and probably unnerving for the kid whose mom is is the MILF, but still a compliment. __________________ Cruel words erode self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.

11-24-2003, 12:25 PM	#21 (permalink)
Midnight_Son The Cover Doesn't Match The Book Location: in a van down by the river	if a couple of young ladies refered to me as a "dilf"........I'd be pretty damn happy. __________________ SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.

11-24-2003, 01:09 PM	#23 (permalink)
Mephisto2 Junkie	OK, fair enough. Seems like I was being a bit prissy. I stand corrected. Love you guys! :-) Mr Mephisto

11-24-2003, 02:06 PM	#24 (permalink)
Pragma I am Winter Born Location: Alexandria, VA	I'm personally siding with Mephisto on this one - compliment or not, it's a bit too crass for me to accept hearing someone called a MILF to let it slide. Either way, it seems society has made up its mind, so not a lot I can do - short of a one-man rebellion. __________________ Eat antimatter, Posleen-boy!

11-24-2003, 09:10 PM	#25 (permalink)
Soggybagel Psycho Location: Lovely City #1	Crass maybe...but its a bunch of teenagers thinking a mother is attractive. I mean they could instead of having a comical acronym for it just say "DAmn, I want to fuck your mom." I think its just kids being kids

11-24-2003, 09:27 PM	#26 (permalink)
31Friction Addict Location: STL, MO	I really see it as a compliment too. my g/f is definately one and has been referred to one before. she has always taken it as a compliment. It's not like they're saying she's a slut or anything, just that she's had a baby and is still very attractive... shrug __________________ "Saints need sinners." Alan Watts

11-25-2003, 01:01 AM	#27 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	I was waiting for a "Yo Mamma" answer. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

11-25-2003, 01:09 AM	#28 (permalink)
cheerios Banned Location: 'bout 2 feet from my iMac	yo momma!

11-25-2003, 01:12 AM	#29 (permalink)
oberon Quadrature Amplitude Modulator Location: Denver	Yo Mamma. __________________ "There are finer fish in the sea than have ever been caught." -- Irish proverb

11-25-2003, 11:42 AM	#31 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	http://www.milf-hunter.net/ I think... __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

11-25-2003, 01:37 PM	#32 (permalink)
rmarshall Addict Location: Kingston,Ontario	okay, so what if a woman was called a "Volvo drivin' soccer Mom"?

11-25-2003, 05:41 PM	#33 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	VDSM? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-25-2003, 06:40 PM	#34 (permalink)
TheFirstDuffMan Tilted	Yeah, it was from American Pie