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View Poll Results: When was your first woody?
9 or less 24 45.28%
10 4 7.55%
11 4 7.55%
12 4 7.55%
13 2 3.77%
14 1 1.89%
15 1 1.89%
16 1 1.89%
I dont remember well 12 22.64%
Not yet, still waiting...... 0 0%
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Old 04-25-2003, 05:56 PM   #1 (permalink)
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How old were you when you first got your woody?

Mine, it was about 13-14 (at least that's what i first noticed)

and the next couple of yrs, i whacked off quite a bunch, then it decreased.
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Old 04-25-2003, 05:58 PM   #2 (permalink)
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i would say about 5 or so, maybe 8 or 9
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Old 04-25-2003, 06:00 PM   #3 (permalink)
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maybe i put the numbers up too high, can a mod plz move the numbers down a lil bit?

make 'em start from like 7 or so.
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Old 04-25-2003, 06:02 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I know I'm a girl and all, and that this thread is for guys and such, but there's no age limit on erections. There have been cases of babies being born with them, or having them while in the womb. Um, anyway, bye!

*runs out of the thread*
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Old 04-25-2003, 06:14 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I remember getting wood all the way back to age 4. I remember the house I lived in at the time, too.
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Old 04-25-2003, 06:21 PM   #6 (permalink)
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you're a perv First horizontal pussy, now this.

To be honest, I can't remember past last week, so its gonna be hard for me to remember this one.
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Old 04-25-2003, 06:42 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I know I'm a girl and all, and that this thread is for guys and such, but there's no age limit on erections. There have been cases of babies being born with them, or having them while in the womb. Um, anyway, bye!

*runs out of the thread*
Don't go! Unlike in the Ladies Lounge, us guys appreciate a women's comments!

Anyone who has had the pleasure of seeing a brand new infant boy knows that they do indeed come out sporting some major genitalia. That's why you always hear new dads go ' that's my boy!' I don't know why, but the blood seems to flow to that region during the birth process.

I'm sure it was like that when I was born. Now, do I remember that? Of course not. But I know Dad was proud!

First memorable wood? About 5th grade, around 10-11 yo.
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Old 04-25-2003, 07:07 PM   #8 (permalink)
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i would say about 5 or so, maybe 8 or 9

oops, i posted under the wrong account.

This was supposed to be under this account.

And yes, somewhere between 5 and 9.

I can't seem to remember exactly when.
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Old 04-25-2003, 07:19 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Probably too long ago... can't remeber...
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Old 04-25-2003, 07:21 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Hahahah. I was pretty young. It was kinda like, " oh hey wow check this out everyone!"
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Old 04-25-2003, 07:26 PM   #11 (permalink)
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here's my story.

we recently moved to this rental house and the ex-tenant there had hid some porno magazies under the vent, and i found 'em one day as i was vacuming.

that was my first porn!
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Old 04-25-2003, 09:48 PM   #12 (permalink)
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how can you guys remember this far back? i remember not having had wood in elementary school, i didn't even worry about it, but in ninth grade i couldn't get it to go away. i was always terrified that i would have to go to the front of the class and have it pop up. i guess that fear could be why it was always up. i guess it would have to be 7th or 8th grade? but that's a guess at best.
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Old 04-25-2003, 09:51 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I don't honestly remember but if I had to guess maybe 12-13...
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Old 04-25-2003, 09:52 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I think my first real wood was when I was 14. I know, I was a late bloomer. I do remember getting a "funny feeling" down there when I would see lingerie ads, women in bikinis etc. when I was 11 though.
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Old 04-25-2003, 11:07 PM   #15 (permalink)
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It's difficult to remember - but I remember getting busted in Boy Scouts when I was 12 for having porn in my tent - so it was way before that. If I had to guess - I'd say around 8 or 9.

To clarify - that's first wood that made me discover it's fun to play with!
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Old 04-26-2003, 12:31 AM   #16 (permalink)
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First woo... damnit I am going to say hardon because i feel really wierd saying wood or woody. Maybe I am just to young but anyone. ahem, First hardon I had was obviously when I was real young. First time I had a sexual one was probably around 8 or 9ish
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Old 04-26-2003, 12:45 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 04-26-2003, 01:14 AM   #18 (permalink)
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I really don't remember the first time... that last time was about two hours ago...


This girl was fucking amazing.
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Old 04-26-2003, 05:59 AM   #19 (permalink)
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I have absolutely NO clue. That's like asking when you first got pubic hair. Maybe I don't know because I didn't really care and therefore didn't notice, but, to me, it was basically like one day I thought to myself and realized "gee, I have pubic hair. I forgot that I ever didn't have pubic hair. Whatever." Were these things a big deal to other people when they were growing up? I'm trying to see why? I've never been anxious to grow up - always had an attitude that things come in due time - so is that where the difference lies? Is it that those who remember these things put great value in them before they happened causing their occurance to be major events in their lives? Or am I just overanalyzing?
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Old 04-26-2003, 06:04 AM   #20 (permalink)
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5 & her name was Leah B... d!!!
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Old 04-26-2003, 06:09 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Originally posted by maximusveritas
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you're a perv First horizontal pussy, now this.
Which came first -
The horizontal pussy
or
The juvenile erection?

Hey, that could be a thread in itself
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Old 04-26-2003, 06:09 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Humans get erections from infancy on... a lot of us probably got a woody within our first week.
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Old 04-26-2003, 08:21 AM   #23 (permalink)
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You Dude, what's up with the questions lately?
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Old 04-26-2003, 08:23 AM   #24 (permalink)
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I've had one since I was born.
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Old 04-26-2003, 08:27 AM   #25 (permalink)
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i'm just curiuos.......
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Old 04-26-2003, 10:59 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Originally posted by Somenosuke
I know I'm a girl and all, and that this thread is for guys and such, but there's no age limit on erections. There have been cases of babies being born with them, or having them while in the womb. Um, anyway, bye!

*runs out of the thread*
That's a good point. I've been reading a lot of early infant child care books lately. (My wife is due any day now). Every one addresses infant erections. Apparently, many parents are disturbed by them. The books also mention infants playing with themselves. I guess that this would disturb parents even more.

I can't remember when I had my first erection.

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Old 04-26-2003, 04:58 PM   #27 (permalink)
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First one - probably while still in the womb.
Last one - usually within the last 60 minutes. ;-)
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Old 04-26-2003, 06:46 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Early middle school is the first time I think I actually remember having them actively...which makes a lot of sense. :;coughs::
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Old 04-26-2003, 08:02 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I got my first one in about third grade...
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Old 04-27-2003, 08:21 AM   #30 (permalink)
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second or third grade... aaah the memories
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Old 04-27-2003, 08:42 AM   #31 (permalink)
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I've had one since I was born.
hahahahaha
read this while eating ice cream and your post almost made me spit it out .....
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Old 04-27-2003, 09:52 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Old 04-27-2003, 11:04 AM   #33 (permalink)
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three years old, at the circus.. those gymnasts, my god...

you know, i have a friend who told me a rather funny story about his seven-year-old cousin. whenever he'd pop a boner, he'd get angry and punch himself in the groin. afterwards, he looked up indignantly and yelled, "i hate it when it does that!"
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Old 04-27-2003, 11:36 AM   #34 (permalink)
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I was ate before I was seven.
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Old 04-28-2003, 09:33 AM   #35 (permalink)
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you know, i have a friend who told me a rather funny story about his seven-year-old cousin. whenever he'd pop a boner, he'd get angry and punch himself in the groin. afterwards, he looked up indignantly and yelled, "i hate it when it does that!"
once again, little kids are weird... oh well... hope he grows out of it...
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Old 04-28-2003, 11:29 AM   #36 (permalink)
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