08-24-2003, 11:53 AM | #44 (permalink) |
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Location: Toronto
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My decision to sit down can be easily explained by the simple laws of physics.
Since I am fairly tall, the potential energy (E = mgH) that my stream picks up from the fall is most likely significantly more than most of you. When you add that to the kinetic energy created by the process itself (Ek = 1/2 mV^2) you have quite a bit of pee energy hitting the bowl from quite a height. The end result is splattering and spraying no matter what i do. Since i live alone, and i HATE having to clean up what I KNOW is piss splattered all over the floor etc - i sit down. Q.E.D. |
08-24-2003, 02:04 PM | #45 (permalink) | |
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Location: Canada eh?
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Never sit in a public restroom though, just to scary to think of what might have been there. -- The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware type with a program patch and a user with an idea. |
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08-24-2003, 08:09 PM | #47 (permalink) | |
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08-24-2003, 11:22 PM | #48 (permalink) |
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after all these years.. i still need to learn to sit down or something to improve my aiming in the dark.
worst thing that happened was in pitch black... and well lets just say none of my piss made it in the bowl... but rather into the garbage can next to the toilet, and well. on the floor. maybe we should all just pee in the bathtub? its bigger isnt it |
08-25-2003, 05:48 PM | #53 (permalink) |
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Location: North of Mexico, South of Canada
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I'm prone to bouts of low blood pressure if I've been sleeping so the Dr. tells me to sit. The alternative is fainting which I have done on a couple occasions. That can get messy too!
The first time it happened I hit my head on the tank lid and broke the lid! Otherwise...standing is the preferred way to "go." |
08-25-2003, 06:57 PM | #54 (permalink) |
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I've always stood.. Just seems so much easyer to me.
Unless your taking 2 minute pisses (which is a long ass time lol) I dont see why you would sit.. but I guess everyone has their preferences.
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08-26-2003, 11:20 AM | #58 (permalink) | |
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Location: New England
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I'm sorry that I'm just pasting in this joke that I saw a few years back, but I can't help it, it is WAY too pertinent:
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