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Nude bikers rally in Tennessee
Motorcycle meeting

MURFREESBORO, Tennessee (AP) --The threat of scrapes and bruises, not to mention sunburn, didn't stop the fledgling North American Nude Bikers club from holding its first rally this weekend.

Events at the Rock Haven Lodge Family Nudist Park in southeast Rutherford County included a barbecue, live music, bike games and a poker run -- where bikers vie for the best hand by drawing cards at stops along the way. They don't actually ride naked. Mostly.

"You've got to be real careful or you're liable to get something burnt or hurt," club Vice President Allen "Anchor" Turner said. Turner, 46, came up with the idea for the group last November.

Participants said the values of trust, respect and freedom are common to both nudists and bikers.

"It's all about living a freer lifestyle," said Turner, who has been a biker for 15 years and a nudist for five.

When not astride their choppers, the bikers mixed with the rest of Rock Haven's members and visitors by swimming in the pool, playing volleyball and soaking up the sun.

Turner said he wanted to dispel the myth that the nudist culture was perverse.

"This is a family park," he said; anyone perpetrating lewd shenanigans in public areas is immediately booted out.



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billege

Yeah, hot leather on my sack just doesn't seem like it'd be comfortable.

That and the sweaty snail trails the women are going to leave on the back seats are going to be hell to wash off.

<i>That's</i> disturbing all right.

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GSRIDER

Tell me they at least put a towel on their seat before they ride.

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rockogre

Taking a bumble bee to the nipple at 70 mph won't be fun for anyone.

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yournamehere

The problem with most people who want to be seen naked is that they're the people most people don't want to see naked.

<b>rockogre</b> OUCH! - I hear ya on the bumbleee!
might even be worse if it hits ya right above the seat!

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blah-uh

See, that wouldnt be that great because any nude chick bikers would probabl ybe nasty white trash. Count me out.

World's King

Wow.


I know what I'm doing next summer.

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NetterButter

i didn't realize hulk hogan is now into nude biking. interesting.

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tenchi069

I'm from the Nashville area and the thought of old naked bikers in the neighborhood is just kinda funny. Those of you in the bible belt I'm sure will understand.

YourNeverThere

One time driving home from Montreal, I saw a girl riding topless, but she was behind a dude, so the bugs probably won't hit her, and she wasn't really that hot, but she did have night breasts.

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WhoaitsZ

..... what hasn't been done nude now i wonder.

nude pogoing?

i'm getting tired of it. it's taking the pleasure (for me) out of it all cuz it everywhere now.

numberfive

Actually, nude pogoing would be pretty fun. In a "girls jumping on trampolines" sort of way.

*goes to start a women only nude pogoing competition*

Alright.

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snoop

I wouldn't like to see this in Oz, the vast majority of bikers are over weight men with crew cuts and long goate beards . . most of their women are skrags anyhow . .

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JStrider

ROFLMAO gonna be cruisin down the highway and WK will blow by me... naked... on his scooter...

sry sry wk... i just find that a funny mental image...

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rodgerd

Lessee. According to Harley-Davidson, the average age of their customers is 47.

Now, there are asome fine looking 47 years olds around. But they're definitely in the minority. I don't think I want to see the average 47 year old who buys a Harley naked.

And I definitely wouldn't ride naked. Gravel rash = all bad.,

wflol

ouch my sack is caught in the chain!

rockogre

Not really the kind of gang I ride with!

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jeenyus

thank GOd i dont live there

water_boy1999

Hahahahaha.......this is hilarious. I would pay for tickets to see this event!

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thedrake

funny funny