Help my wife get me a Christmas present.
 

My wife has complained for years, that I am extremely difficult to buy presents for. Every year, I gush over some useless object that we both know is going to sit at the bottom of my toolbox or dresser drawer. I tend to get what I need, or what I want (within reason) as I need or want it. This leaves Mrs. O'Rights in the position of never knowing what to get me for a present.

This year, I have intentionally held off on buying the new Dan Brown novel, The Lost Symbol, more as a present for her, to be able to actually buy me a present, than anything else. But, now she wants to know what else I want. I don't know. This is our dance every Christmas, birthday, Father's Day...what have you. She asks, I shrug, she gets crabby and buys me crap. My fault. I know. I just honestly do not know what I want.

So, I appeal to you, oh wise member's of the TFP. Many of you know me well. Any ideas? What should my wife get me for Christmas?

painted wooden sign that reads, "Get Off My Lawn!"

fly fishing book?

Me?

a big box of redhead porn?

A donation to TFP in your name?

Electronics:
Acer 23" LCD
iPhone
Logitech Z2300 computer speakers

Clothing:
Teach the controversy t-shirts
No brainer
This ostentatious sweater

Ask for a get out of trouble for free coupon. Or tell her you got all you wanted when she took the O'Right name. I'd go for the coupon

Can I have that too? You square it with Mrs Daniel...

An aquarium.

I was thinking a DVD boxset of Alysson Hannigan the vampire slayer..

Spa day!

Nose and ear hair trimmer.

army fatigues so you can re-live those younger days

Red's sister. But that would have to be cleared with Red's sister's mister.

How about a former paratrooper that doubles as a kitchen garbage disposal?

I suggest Alyson Hannigan's autographed and framed photograph.

Seriously Bill, she can't go wrong with this:


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