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Bill O'Rights 12-07-2009 11:05 AM

Help my wife get me a Christmas present.
 
My wife has complained for years, that I am extremely difficult to buy presents for. Every year, I gush over some useless object that we both know is going to sit at the bottom of my toolbox or dresser drawer. I tend to get what I need, or what I want (within reason) as I need or want it. This leaves Mrs. O'Rights in the position of never knowing what to get me for a present.

This year, I have intentionally held off on buying the new Dan Brown novel, The Lost Symbol, more as a present for her, to be able to actually buy me a present, than anything else. But, now she wants to know what else I want. I don't know. This is our dance every Christmas, birthday, Father's Day...what have you. She asks, I shrug, she gets crabby and buys me crap. My fault. I know. I just honestly do not know what I want.

So, I appeal to you, oh wise member's of the TFP. Many of you know me well. Any ideas? What should my wife get me for Christmas?

Cynthetiq 12-07-2009 11:09 AM

painted wooden sign that reads, "Get Off My Lawn!"

fly fishing book?

ShaniFaye 12-07-2009 11:10 AM

Me?

Glory's Sun 12-07-2009 11:11 AM

a big box of redhead porn?

The_Jazz 12-07-2009 11:16 AM

A donation to TFP in your name?

Willravel 12-07-2009 12:03 PM

Electronics:
Acer 23" LCD
iPhone
Logitech Z2300 computer speakers

Clothing:
Teach the controversy t-shirts
No brainer
This ostentatious sweater

Iliftrocks 12-07-2009 12:34 PM

Ask for a get out of trouble for free coupon. Or tell her you got all you wanted when she took the O'Right name. I'd go for the coupon

Daniel_ 12-07-2009 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShaniFaye (Post 2737112)
Me?

Can I have that too? You square it with Mrs Daniel...

wooÐs 12-07-2009 02:39 PM

An aquarium.

Reese 12-07-2009 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by guccilvr (Post 2737113)
a big box of redhead porn?

I was thinking a DVD boxset of Alysson Hannigan the vampire slayer..

LoganSnake 12-07-2009 04:42 PM

Spa day!

highthief 12-07-2009 06:09 PM

Nose and ear hair trimmer.

dlish 12-07-2009 06:29 PM

army fatigues so you can re-live those younger days

Grancey 12-07-2009 08:35 PM

Red's sister. But that would have to be cleared with Red's sister's mister.

Plan9 12-07-2009 08:43 PM

How about a former paratrooper that doubles as a kitchen garbage disposal?

Fremen 12-08-2009 01:37 AM

I suggest Alyson Hannigan's autographed and framed photograph.

paddyjoe 12-08-2009 04:34 AM

Seriously Bill, she can't go wrong with this:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...g?t=1260275541


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