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Cyborg Ninja · 12-02-2007, 10:16 PM

I just had something called "Macababies Mini Pizzas." Now, I'll try to ignore the bastardizing of a famous figure in Jewish history, nevermind that this product is geared toward orthodox Jews (it's kosher). It is absolutely awful. In fact, I feel sick right now. This product was made for little Jewish kids who need a nice, wholesome, kosher snack after school, and for the mom who's too busy to feed them herself but can't find anything kosher. So the story is, like most kosher mass-market products, that some MIRNF (Mother I'd Rather Not Fuck) pitched the idea and made the first batch of Macababies herself. Yeah, sure. Even if it were true, she's a terrible mother who wants to push her horrible pizza on the rest of the world for an extra buck.

The first thing you notice about this product is that the pizzas are covered in some kind of slimy cheese and they're difficult to get out of the box. Turns out that slimy cheese is Muenster cheese. Why did they choose Muenster? To those few who like Muenster with a sandwich... trust me, it is not a good idea for pizza.

Moving on. After you pop a few in the microwave, you'll notice they look like something you would not want to put your mouth anywhere near. Something happens to the cheese during heating that makes it look unedible, to say the least. Sorry, but I don't have a picture to show you. Did I mention I threw out my first batch of Macababies days ago? The coagulated cheese was why. I thought that maybe it had E. coli or something. But I was desperate enough to try it again tonight.

Then you notice the smell. If you like your pizza smelling (and tasting) like a mixture of plastic and cardboard, this in the pizza for you. I, however, do not. The first few bites also taste distinctly of a ridiculous infusion of sugar. Almost desperate. Like they knew this product sucked and thought "Oh, we'll just add some more sugar" would save it.

Bottom line: Don't go anywhere near this crap. I only did because I like to try and discover new foods. This was a mistake. I don't know what's more sickening: assholes who want to squeeze the earnings from people desperate for kosher products, or this disgusting piece of shit called "Macababies Mini Pizzas."

Plan9 · 12-02-2007, 10:24 PM

Meatloaf MRE, 2001-2006 production.

Eating it often made me want to die.

Charlatan · 12-02-2007, 10:42 PM

Um... one should generally make a point of avoiding all processed foods. Those pizzas sound foul but just about as foul as anything of that ilk.

My worst... the list is long because I try so many different foods.

The latest was a buffet dinner I had last Friday. It was the Christmas party for the school at which my wife works. The food was bland and horrible. I just don't understand how any self-respecting chef can turn out crap like that and still call themselves a chef.

Cyborg Ninja · 12-02-2007, 10:42 PM

Was it just terrible or do you not like meatloaf? I'm curious about trying an MRE...

Other types of processed mini pizzas are much better. This kosher crap tasted more "processed" than anything else I've ever had. Perhaps the Muenster cheese does well in absorbing the flavor of the surrounding cardboard.

TotalMILF · 12-02-2007, 11:44 PM

After a while I couldn't eat the entree's in the MRE any more. I got such bad heartburn from them that I couldn't even drink water and ended up in the TMC getting 2 liters of saline pumped into my left wrist. Up until BCT I had NEVER had heartburn in my life. At best I'd eat the dessert, bread, candy, crackers, etc. I think it was the extraordinary amount of preservatives in the entree that made me ill. I mean, you could TASTE the preservatives. What else can you expect from a food that has a GUARANTEED shelf life of at least five years?

I hear they're a little better now, but it's a cold day in Hell when I try one again.

Besides MREs the most disgusting thing I've ever eaten is eel. The taste is wretched, and the texture even worse.

uncle phil · 12-03-2007, 03:26 AM

c-rat "ham-and-motherfuckers..."

dirtyrascal7 · 12-03-2007, 04:42 AM

That's easy... tripe.

abaya · 12-03-2007, 05:25 AM

I disliked horse (foal meat) the last time I tried it. Not because it was from a "cute" domestic animal, but because it just tasted bad. Others may like it.

I also do not like jellyfish tentacles, chicken feet, singed sheep head, boiled skate/ray, or blood-liver sausage.

fresnelly · 12-03-2007, 07:02 AM

Deep Fried Eel.

The taste itself wasn't so bad (a bit like regular whitefish) but it was the greasiest thing I've ever eaten and between the tough, inedible skin and the cross shaped spine, the meat was really hard to get to.

What a disappointing and unpleasant eating experience.

ring · 12-03-2007, 07:07 AM

'Incredible Edibles',Didn't care much for 'Space Food Sticks' either.

ratbastid · 12-03-2007, 07:07 AM

I once had "Shark on a Stick", at a state fair. I guess it was broiled or steamed or something. Flavorless, tough, and nasty.

I rather enjoyed brains and eggs, though.

Fly · 12-03-2007, 07:14 AM

bear.

absolutly disgusting..........it was mixed into pepperoni sticks.........and my god was it nasty.

on a side note though........the same time,i had cougar pepperoni.......and that was just fantastic.

*i still have the poor buggers skull up in my studio*

Ratman · 12-03-2007, 07:32 AM

Natto. It's fermented soybeans. People here love it. It looks and smells like it belongs in a diaper. God forbid my girlfriend eat it- I am terrified of the "natto kiss".

Craven Morehead · 12-03-2007, 11:48 AM

I'm not too big on cuttlefish.

Willravel · 12-03-2007, 11:56 AM

Beets. I just can't... ugh I can't even think about them.

Lucifer · 12-03-2007, 12:15 PM

A buddy and I were walking around a deserted market in Bali a few years ago and came across two of the hottest Balinese women and a food cart. They were selling something, i don't know what, but my buddy is one of those "I'll try anything once" kind of guys, so he ordered whatever they were selling. And it was one of those things where there were about 2 dozen bowls of un-identifiable stuff and you had to pick which ones you wanted added to your bowl. So he picked a bunch and they put it in bowl, and then they poured coconut milk over it all and gave it to him. Now, Balinese women are beautiful! So they had these big, sexy smiles and my friend picked up his spoon and took a bite, and he looked at me, with the spoon still in his mouth, and his eyes were wide, and he said, "this is the most disgusting thing I've ever had in my mouth!" But he couldn't disappoint the beautiful girls and he ate the whole thing!

Infinite_Loser · 12-03-2007, 12:24 PM

Tripe. Hand's down. One of the reasons I no longer eat meat.

Also, if someone ever offers you chitlins, don't eat them. You'll be sorry if you do.

Willravel · 12-03-2007, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Infinite_Loser

Tripe. Hand's down. One of the reasons I no longer eat meat.

Hippie.

roachboy · 12-03-2007, 12:26 PM

some bizarre form of "chicken" nuggets at the american airlines headquarters in dallas, where i was at a conference. not only were they nasty, but they caused some allergic reaction. i wouldn't have touched them normally, but i was trapped in america at the time and was really hungry. they still make me cringe.

tripe in a fine bowl of pho is ok, i think.
but i can't quite figure out how i would force down a steaming heap of it.

snowy · 12-03-2007, 01:43 PM

Most of my worst meals I associate with food poisoning. I had this awful salad at a restaurant in Bandon, Oregon that made me pretty sick. I ordered a shrimp salad with the "house" dressing, which sounded like some kind of sesame-ginger dressing, which I enjoy. What actually came out was a salad with wilted greens, only a handful of baby shrimp, and the dressing wasn't actually sesame-ginger--it was more like sweet and sour sauce. It had chunks of pineapple in it. Yuck. Disgusting.

I also hate chicken tempura as a result of some undercooked tempura I ate at a Japanese restaurant in Seattle once. I got really sick from it, which sucked because we went to see the Pacific Northwest Ballet's Nutcracker right afterwards, and I spent most of it in misery. Not fun, and I didn't get to enjoy the ballet. Bummer.

telekinetic · 12-03-2007, 01:49 PM

A roast beef sandwich smothered in delicious mayonaisse that turned out to be smooth horseradish--my first ever exposure to the vile condiment, so I had absolutely no frame of reference for the 'you just got maced in the face' sensation that it caused.

Lasereth · 12-03-2007, 02:58 PM

An expired pack of Nekot cookies. A friend let me have them and they were 2 years expired. I've never ate anything that bad before. I don't come close to gagging very easily, but one bite of that and I was literally running for the drink machine gagging the entire way.

genuinegirly · 12-03-2007, 03:10 PM

These stories are hilarious!
I can't seem to remember anything truly terrible - but I added cheap boxed table wine to my french onion soup a month or so ago. I normally make it with a blend of chardonnay & merlot. Ruined the meal.

spindles · 12-03-2007, 03:11 PM

I think my worst ever meal was something I cooked myself. I added vinegar to try and offset some sweet BBQ sauce which I previously added too much. Uggh - neither my wife or I could stomach eating it.

At least it was a learning experience

World's King · 12-03-2007, 03:20 PM

I have yet to run into anything I didn't like.

I love food. All of it.

Plan9 · 12-03-2007, 03:29 PM

Gimmie your address, man. I've got something for you.

I'll mail you the worst thing you've ever put in your mouth: Menu #24.

uncle phil · 12-03-2007, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

c-rat "ham-and-motherfuckers..."

cromp, you never tried these?

Byrnison · 12-03-2007, 03:48 PM

Stinky Tofu:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stinky_tofu
<img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2109/2084551257_273d240ec9_o.jpg" width="220" height="148" alt="Stinky Tofu" />
My wife and her sister love this stuff...my brother-in-law and myself think it smells and tastes like dog poo. Fortunately we all agree that the worst is:

Durian:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian
<img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2381/2084551227_756bbace97_o.jpg" width="260" height="197" alt="Durian" />

Plan9 · 12-03-2007, 03:48 PM

They stopped C-rats in '83. I wasn't walking yet, bro.

Charlatan · 12-03-2007, 04:01 PM

I will have to agree with you on the Durian. Nasty stuff.

ItWasMe · 12-03-2007, 04:29 PM

I used to think it was liver and onions, until...

...that rotton Jordan Almond that I had years ago. It tasted so terrible, I spit it out and I ate another one quickly to get rid of the bad taste in my mouth. But...that one was rotton, too. Last time I ate Jordan Almonds (those almonds with colored, hard candy coating.)

squeeeb · 12-03-2007, 04:34 PM

i like durian, and i have yet to smell the "used baby diaper" smell everyone talks about.

worst food i had was "bo shin tong," which is dog soup in korea. i asked for it on purpose, just to try it. boy was that stupid. it was stringy, tough, and tasted like used battery acid in a vomit sauce. and i got sick after i ate it, which didn't help my opinion of it. maybe it was just the place that cooked it badly, but i'll never know if there is such a thing as "good" bo shin tong.

Cyborg Ninja · 12-03-2007, 04:37 PM

Maybe you had gallstones too from that crap, Cromp?

My grandma forced me to purchase sardines once. Nasty shit. I thought I could use the extra protein, so I mixed them with some seafood-flavored ramen that I had. What an awful concoction.

squeeeb · 12-03-2007, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Infinite_Loser

Tripe. Hand's down. One of the reasons I no longer eat meat.

Also, if someone ever offers you chitlins, don't eat them. You'll be sorry if you do.

i ate chitlins once. ONCE. i think they are a joke black folks play on us dumb white folks....

uncle phil · 12-03-2007, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crompsin

They stopped C-rats in '83. I wasn't walking yet, bro.

http://www.homestead.com/gruntfixer/files/crats.html

under B-2 rats, buddy...

worst tastin' shit ever...

Infinite_Loser · 12-03-2007, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squeeeb

worst food i had was "bo shin tong," which is dog soup in korea. i asked for it on purpose, just to try it. boy was that stupid. it was stringy, tough, and tasted like used battery acid in a vomit sauce. and i got sick after i ate it, which didn't help my opinion of it. maybe it was just the place that cooked it badly, but i'll never know if there is such a thing as "good" bo shin tong.

You mean actual dog? Even if I still ate meat, I just couldn't get used to the idea of eating a dog

World's King · 12-03-2007, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crompsin

Gimmie your address, man. I've got something for you.

I'll mail you the worst thing you've ever put in your mouth: Menu #24.

Are you gonna mail me your cock?

blahblah454 · 12-03-2007, 06:38 PM

This thread is amazing.

I would have to say.... a tomato. Yes you heard that right, a ripe, fresh and juicy red tomato. Last time I tried to take a bite I immediately threw up afterwards. I dare to never try one again.

telekinetic · 12-03-2007, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by World's King

Are you gonna mail me your cock?

If so, I'd guess it is his more by 'possession is 9/10 of the law' than by 'i was born with this attached'

Charlatan · 12-03-2007, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squeeeb

i like durian, and i have yet to smell the "used baby diaper" smell everyone talks about.

worst food i had was "bo shin tong," which is dog soup in korea. i asked for it on purpose, just to try it. boy was that stupid. it was stringy, tough, and tasted like used battery acid in a vomit sauce. and i got sick after i ate it, which didn't help my opinion of it. maybe it was just the place that cooked it badly, but i'll never know if there is such a thing as "good" bo shin tong.

It wasn't exactly the smell of Durian that did me in, though I am sure it was involved. Durian shifts from being a really tasty custard/caramel flavour to a horridly putrescent flavour. I've never had such joy combined with such horror in my mouth.

As for Dog... I haven't had it but know that it's pretty common in Korea. What you point out is my biggest problem eating new foods here... the style of cooking is so different that I don't always know if the reason I dislike something is because of bad preparation or just that I don't like the dish. It's why I tend to subject myself to some of the dishes more than once just to be sure.

12-02-2007, 10:16 PM	#1 (permalink)
Cyborg Ninja Crazy	Worst food you've ever had I just had something called "Macababies Mini Pizzas." Now, I'll try to ignore the bastardizing of a famous figure in Jewish history, nevermind that this product is geared toward orthodox Jews (it's kosher). It is absolutely awful. In fact, I feel sick right now. This product was made for little Jewish kids who need a nice, wholesome, kosher snack after school, and for the mom who's too busy to feed them herself but can't find anything kosher. So the story is, like most kosher mass-market products, that some MIRNF (Mother I'd Rather Not Fuck) pitched the idea and made the first batch of Macababies herself. Yeah, sure. Even if it were true, she's a terrible mother who wants to push her horrible pizza on the rest of the world for an extra buck. The first thing you notice about this product is that the pizzas are covered in some kind of slimy cheese and they're difficult to get out of the box. Turns out that slimy cheese is Muenster cheese. Why did they choose Muenster? To those few who like Muenster with a sandwich... trust me, it is not a good idea for pizza. Moving on. After you pop a few in the microwave, you'll notice they look like something you would not want to put your mouth anywhere near. Something happens to the cheese during heating that makes it look unedible, to say the least. Sorry, but I don't have a picture to show you. Did I mention I threw out my first batch of Macababies days ago? The coagulated cheese was why. I thought that maybe it had E. coli or something. But I was desperate enough to try it again tonight. Then you notice the smell. If you like your pizza smelling (and tasting) like a mixture of plastic and cardboard, this in the pizza for you. I, however, do not. The first few bites also taste distinctly of a ridiculous infusion of sugar. Almost desperate. Like they knew this product sucked and thought "Oh, we'll just add some more sugar" would save it. Bottom line: Don't go anywhere near this crap. I only did because I like to try and discover new foods. This was a mistake. I don't know what's more sickening: assholes who want to squeeze the earnings from people desperate for kosher products, or this disgusting piece of shit called "Macababies Mini Pizzas." __________________ Become an organ donor

12-02-2007, 10:24 PM	#2 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Meatloaf MRE, 2001-2006 production. Eating it often made me want to die. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

12-02-2007, 10:42 PM	#3 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Um... one should generally make a point of avoiding all processed foods. Those pizzas sound foul but just about as foul as anything of that ilk. My worst... the list is long because I try so many different foods. The latest was a buffet dinner I had last Friday. It was the Christmas party for the school at which my wife works. The food was bland and horrible. I just don't understand how any self-respecting chef can turn out crap like that and still call themselves a chef. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

12-02-2007, 10:42 PM	#4 (permalink)
Cyborg Ninja Crazy	Was it just terrible or do you not like meatloaf? I'm curious about trying an MRE... Other types of processed mini pizzas are much better. This kosher crap tasted more "processed" than anything else I've ever had. Perhaps the Muenster cheese does well in absorbing the flavor of the surrounding cardboard. __________________ Become an organ donor

12-02-2007, 11:44 PM	#5 (permalink)
TotalMILF Delusional... but in a funny way Location: deeee-TROIT!!!	After a while I couldn't eat the entree's in the MRE any more. I got such bad heartburn from them that I couldn't even drink water and ended up in the TMC getting 2 liters of saline pumped into my left wrist. Up until BCT I had NEVER had heartburn in my life. At best I'd eat the dessert, bread, candy, crackers, etc. I think it was the extraordinary amount of preservatives in the entree that made me ill. I mean, you could TASTE the preservatives. What else can you expect from a food that has a GUARANTEED shelf life of at least five years? I hear they're a little better now, but it's a cold day in Hell when I try one again. Besides MREs the most disgusting thing I've ever eaten is eel. The taste is wretched, and the texture even worse. __________________ "I'm sorry, all I heard was blah blah blah, I'm a dirty tramp."

12-03-2007, 03:26 AM	#6 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	c-rat "ham-and-motherfuckers..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-03-2007, 04:42 AM	#7 (permalink)
dirtyrascal7 That's what she said	That's easy... tripe. __________________ "Tie yourself to your limitless potential, rather than your limiting past." "Every man I meet is my superior in some way. In that, I learn of him."

12-03-2007, 05:25 AM	#8 (permalink)
abaya Location: Iceland	I disliked horse (foal meat) the last time I tried it. Not because it was from a "cute" domestic animal, but because it just tasted bad. Others may like it. I also do not like jellyfish tentacles, chicken feet, singed sheep head, boiled skate/ray, or blood-liver sausage. __________________ And think not you can direct the course of Love; for Love, if it finds you worthy, directs your course. --Khalil Gibran

12-03-2007, 07:02 AM	#9 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	Deep Fried Eel. The taste itself wasn't so bad (a bit like regular whitefish) but it was the greasiest thing I've ever eaten and between the tough, inedible skin and the cross shaped spine, the meat was really hard to get to. What a disappointing and unpleasant eating experience. __________________ Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

12-03-2007, 07:07 AM	#10 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	'Incredible Edibles',Didn't care much for 'Space Food Sticks' either. Last edited by ring; 12-03-2007 at 07:14 AM.. Reason: added Food word

12-03-2007, 07:07 AM	#11 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	I once had "Shark on a Stick", at a state fair. I guess it was broiled or steamed or something. Flavorless, tough, and nasty. I rather enjoyed brains and eggs, though.

12-03-2007, 07:14 AM	#12 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	bear. absolutly disgusting..........it was mixed into pepperoni sticks.........and my god was it nasty. on a side note though........the same time,i had cougar pepperoni.......and that was just fantastic. i still have the poor buggers skull up in my studio __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-03-2007, 07:32 AM	#13 (permalink)
Ratman Addict Location: Somewhere... Across the sea...	Natto. It's fermented soybeans. People here love it. It looks and smells like it belongs in a diaper. God forbid my girlfriend eat it- I am terrified of the "natto kiss". __________________ The difference between theory and reality is that in theory there is no difference. "God made man, but he used the monkey to do it." DEVO

12-03-2007, 11:48 AM	#14 (permalink)
Craven Morehead Custom User Title	I'm not too big on cuttlefish.

12-03-2007, 11:56 AM	#15 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	Beets. I just can't... ugh I can't even think about them.

12-03-2007, 12:15 PM	#16 (permalink)
Lucifer Husband of Seamaiden Location: Nova Scotia	A buddy and I were walking around a deserted market in Bali a few years ago and came across two of the hottest Balinese women and a food cart. They were selling something, i don't know what, but my buddy is one of those "I'll try anything once" kind of guys, so he ordered whatever they were selling. And it was one of those things where there were about 2 dozen bowls of un-identifiable stuff and you had to pick which ones you wanted added to your bowl. So he picked a bunch and they put it in bowl, and then they poured coconut milk over it all and gave it to him. Now, Balinese women are beautiful! So they had these big, sexy smiles and my friend picked up his spoon and took a bite, and he looked at me, with the spoon still in his mouth, and his eyes were wide, and he said, "this is the most disgusting thing I've ever had in my mouth!" But he couldn't disappoint the beautiful girls and he ate the whole thing! __________________ I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Job 30:29 1123, 6536, 5321

12-03-2007, 12:24 PM	#17 (permalink)
Infinite_Loser Junkie Location: Lake Mary, FL	Tripe. Hand's down. One of the reasons I no longer eat meat. Also, if someone ever offers you chitlins, don't eat them. You'll be sorry if you do. __________________ I believe in equality; Everyone is equally inferior to me. Last edited by Infinite_Loser; 12-03-2007 at 12:26 PM..

12-03-2007, 12:26 PM	#19 (permalink)
roachboy Super Moderator Location: essex ma	some bizarre form of "chicken" nuggets at the american airlines headquarters in dallas, where i was at a conference. not only were they nasty, but they caused some allergic reaction. i wouldn't have touched them normally, but i was trapped in america at the time and was really hungry. they still make me cringe. tripe in a fine bowl of pho is ok, i think. but i can't quite figure out how i would force down a steaming heap of it. __________________ a gramophone its corrugated trumpet silver handle spinning dog. such faithfulness it hear it make you sick. -kamau brathwaite

12-03-2007, 01:43 PM	#20 (permalink)
snowy Kick Ass Kunoichi Location: Oregon	Most of my worst meals I associate with food poisoning. I had this awful salad at a restaurant in Bandon, Oregon that made me pretty sick. I ordered a shrimp salad with the "house" dressing, which sounded like some kind of sesame-ginger dressing, which I enjoy. What actually came out was a salad with wilted greens, only a handful of baby shrimp, and the dressing wasn't actually sesame-ginger--it was more like sweet and sour sauce. It had chunks of pineapple in it. Yuck. Disgusting. I also hate chicken tempura as a result of some undercooked tempura I ate at a Japanese restaurant in Seattle once. I got really sick from it, which sucked because we went to see the Pacific Northwest Ballet's Nutcracker right afterwards, and I spent most of it in misery. Not fun, and I didn't get to enjoy the ballet. Bummer. __________________ If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau

12-03-2007, 01:49 PM	#21 (permalink)
telekinetic zomgomgomgomgomgomg Location: Fauxenix, Azerona	A roast beef sandwich smothered in delicious mayonaisse that turned out to be smooth horseradish--my first ever exposure to the vile condiment, so I had absolutely no frame of reference for the 'you just got maced in the face' sensation that it caused. __________________ twisted no more

12-03-2007, 02:58 PM	#22 (permalink)
Lasereth Knight of the Old Republic Location: Winston-Salem, NC	An expired pack of Nekot cookies. A friend let me have them and they were 2 years expired. I've never ate anything that bad before. I don't come close to gagging very easily, but one bite of that and I was literally running for the drink machine gagging the entire way.

12-03-2007, 03:10 PM	#23 (permalink)
genuinegirly Eat your vegetables Super Moderator Location: Arabidopsis-ville	These stories are hilarious! I can't seem to remember anything truly terrible - but I added cheap boxed table wine to my french onion soup a month or so ago. I normally make it with a blend of chardonnay & merlot. Ruined the meal. __________________ "Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq "violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

12-03-2007, 03:11 PM	#24 (permalink)
spindles Mine is an evil laugh Location: Sydney, Australia	I think my worst ever meal was something I cooked myself. I added vinegar to try and offset some sweet BBQ sauce which I previously added too much. Uggh - neither my wife or I could stomach eating it. At least it was a learning experience __________________ who hid my keyboard's PANIC button?

12-03-2007, 03:20 PM	#25 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	I have yet to run into anything I didn't like. I love food. All of it. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

12-03-2007, 03:29 PM	#26 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Gimmie your address, man. I've got something for you. I'll mail you the worst thing you've ever put in your mouth: Menu #24. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

12-03-2007, 03:48 PM	#28 (permalink)
Byrnison Crazy Location: Los Angeles, CA	Stinky Tofu: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stinky_tofu <img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2109/2084551257_273d240ec9_o.jpg" width="220" height="148" alt="Stinky Tofu" /> My wife and her sister love this stuff...my brother-in-law and myself think it smells and tastes like dog poo. Fortunately we all agree that the worst is: Durian: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian <img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2381/2084551227_756bbace97_o.jpg" width="260" height="197" alt="Durian" />

12-03-2007, 03:48 PM	#29 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	They stopped C-rats in '83. I wasn't walking yet, bro. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

12-03-2007, 04:01 PM	#30 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	I will have to agree with you on the Durian. Nasty stuff. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

12-03-2007, 04:29 PM	#31 (permalink)
ItWasMe But You'll Never Prove It. Location: under your bed	I used to think it was liver and onions, until... ...that rotton Jordan Almond that I had years ago. It tasted so terrible, I spit it out and I ate another one quickly to get rid of the bad taste in my mouth. But...that one was rotton, too. Last time I ate Jordan Almonds (those almonds with colored, hard candy coating.) __________________ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Ok, no more truth-or-dare until somebody returns my underwear" ~ George Lopez I bake cookies just so I can lick the bowl. ~ ItWasMe

12-03-2007, 04:34 PM	#32 (permalink)
squeeeb part of the problem Location: hic et ubique	i like durian, and i have yet to smell the "used baby diaper" smell everyone talks about. worst food i had was "bo shin tong," which is dog soup in korea. i asked for it on purpose, just to try it. boy was that stupid. it was stringy, tough, and tasted like used battery acid in a vomit sauce. and i got sick after i ate it, which didn't help my opinion of it. maybe it was just the place that cooked it badly, but i'll never know if there is such a thing as "good" bo shin tong. __________________ onward to mayhem! Last edited by squeeeb; 12-03-2007 at 04:38 PM..

12-03-2007, 04:37 PM	#33 (permalink)
Cyborg Ninja Crazy	Maybe you had gallstones too from that crap, Cromp? My grandma forced me to purchase sardines once. Nasty shit. I thought I could use the extra protein, so I mixed them with some seafood-flavored ramen that I had. What an awful concoction. __________________ Become an organ donor

12-03-2007, 06:38 PM	#38 (permalink)
blahblah454 Let's put a smile on that face Location: On the road...	This thread is amazing. I would have to say.... a tomato. Yes you heard that right, a ripe, fresh and juicy red tomato. Last time I tried to take a bite I immediately threw up afterwards. I dare to never try one again.