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Old 06-09-2011, 11:35 AM   #1 (permalink)
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eHarmony video: she loves cats; are you her soulmate?

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Old 06-09-2011, 12:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I was all ready to ask her out on a date until she started "getting emotional" for no reason whatsoever. Then it got weird.

Thankfully I'm pretty sure this is fake. In which case I'm back to being ready to ask her out
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Old 06-09-2011, 12:11 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Even if it's fake, it's pretty damn funny.

It's extra funny, I think, if you too love cats.
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Old 06-09-2011, 12:33 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 06-09-2011, 01:56 PM   #5 (permalink)
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^this^
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Old 06-09-2011, 04:11 PM   #6 (permalink)
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She really loves cats.
Maybe she should find a cat instead of a person.
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Old 06-09-2011, 04:21 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I love cats too!
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Old 06-09-2011, 05:43 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I like cats... taste like chicken.
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Old 06-11-2011, 02:22 PM   #9 (permalink)
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She's got an MBA from Villanova, a cat fetish and some decent cleavage. There's a seat for every ass. Who knows, she might have gone over big with someone.
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Old 06-11-2011, 06:31 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Either she's a really bad actress or her daddy called her kitten in bed..

..or both. I can't tell.
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Old 06-14-2011, 01:21 AM   #11 (permalink)
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If she's faking it, that is awesome and I'd totally go on a date with her if I were single. If that video was genuine, I've got an extremely awkward and equally creepy acquaintance that would probably get along famously with her.
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Old 06-16-2011, 10:55 AM   #12 (permalink)
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If she also likes sex, then.... yep
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Old 06-16-2011, 11:05 AM   #13 (permalink)
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This just can't be real...if she really got that emotional would she really have posted the video? Maybe, but it's so far outside my version of reality that I can't fathom anyone would put that view of themselves out there.
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