09-27-2010, 03:17 PM | #1 (permalink) | |
warrior bodhisattva
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Owner of Segway Inc. dies after plummeting to his death...on a Segway
Considering the debate surrounding the safety of the Segway, I found this to be some pretty bitter irony.
I tried not to laugh...I really did. Quote:
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09-27-2010, 03:20 PM | #2 (permalink) | |
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I was wondering if I was the only person on the TF that was struck literally speechless for a moment by the irony of this situation. I laughed, immediately felt guilty for laughing and then wondered how it might affect the sales...
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09-27-2010, 03:37 PM | #3 (permalink) |
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Don't hold it in, guys, every second you hold back a laugh someone gets hurt riding a Segway. Someone held their laugh in a little bit too long.
This is funny. Here's a couple jokes from Bill Burr's podcast, talking about this story: "I should have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalked!" "Segways are now taking people from this life to the afterlife."
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09-28-2010, 10:41 AM | #4 (permalink) |
Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
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I saw this on the BBC and it did cause me to giggle a little.
Poor bugger though. I feel for his family.
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09-28-2010, 11:18 AM | #6 (permalink) |
warrior bodhisattva
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This is totally showing up as a scene in an episode of The Family Guy.
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09-28-2010, 03:58 PM | #8 (permalink) |
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In your opinion, how easy would it be to drive one off a cliff? Could he have just leaned back (cue the music)? Unless he had a death grip on the handles...
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09-28-2010, 04:36 PM | #9 (permalink) |
warrior bodhisattva
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Apparently the issue is with gravel, uneven, or otherwise hazardous surfaces.
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09-28-2010, 10:55 PM | #11 (permalink) |
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Regardless of the capabilities of the machine, driving anything near an unguarded cliff is a pretty bad idea.
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