09-25-2008, 08:15 AM | #1 (permalink) | |
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PETA strikes again!
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09-25-2008, 08:33 AM | #2 (permalink) | |
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Ben & Jerry's next flavor release; Blonde Squeezed Boobie Strawberry Delight?
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09-25-2008, 08:35 AM | #3 (permalink) |
warrior bodhisattva
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Ha, that's hilarious.
And awesome. Breast cheese, anyone?
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09-25-2008, 08:39 AM | #4 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
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That just plain sounds wrong.
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09-25-2008, 08:47 AM | #6 (permalink) |
warrior bodhisattva
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I don't see why. What makes cow's milk that much different from human milk besides the treatment of each respective animal in the extraction.
Well, except that it can be argued that human milk is better for you. Cow's milk is for growing cows, and in short order.
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09-25-2008, 08:55 AM | #7 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
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Would we have to use skinny women for skim?
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09-25-2008, 09:02 AM | #8 (permalink) |
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Once our milk's extracted by a megatron robot, they'll send us to the ranch to feed us some natural grains. This way, when you see your ex in a package in the grocery store, it will tout the special label that says "free range".
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09-25-2008, 09:08 AM | #9 (permalink) |
warrior bodhisattva
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I once knew a girl named Angus.
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09-25-2008, 09:35 AM | #10 (permalink) |
Please touch this.
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This brings back mammaries.
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09-25-2008, 09:46 AM | #12 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
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Baaad.
I'm willing to do collections.
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09-25-2008, 10:00 AM | #13 (permalink) |
warrior bodhisattva
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Nippolitan is my favourite flavour!
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09-25-2008, 10:13 AM | #14 (permalink) |
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Careful. It's things like this that get your English licence revoked.
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09-25-2008, 12:56 PM | #15 (permalink) |
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I hear breast feeding has been used to lose weight.. Maybe the next diet craze would be the Ben and Jerry's icecream milk donation.. What kind of salary would people need to breast feed enough milk to supply a large producer like Ben and Jerrys..
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