you need one of these...
 

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OMG, I laughed out loud at that. I'm a bit cheap though, so it will need to pare down to a four-square output...

Very funny.

Too much paper for the average man, and not early enough for some of he women I've known...

(WTF do women DO with the paper? A roll lasts about 30 seconds - do you girls just pull out the centre and use the whole thing like a blotter?)

Holy cow, that's enough paper to clog our plumbing. I'm sure it would keep my mom's cat from unrolling her paper...after it loses a paw or two.

Wow, now that is the height of lazy. So where do I get one?

I don't know what made me laugh harder, the video or Daniel's comments. :lol:

LMAO! I wonder if that was created while the inventor was sitting on the john!

Wow what a immense waste of paper, but very cool

Glad to be of service. :thumbsup: